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WackyPancake Horrific abomination from My computer. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
VampireBuddha [DATA EXPUNGED] from Right behind you. Just keep typing. Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Oct 28th 2011 at 9:34:41 AM

Steve Jobs arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says to him, "Steve, you present a very unusual situation. You're greatly responsible for the advance of computers and technology, and you've improved many peoples' lives. On the other hand, you were also a cruel, arrogant jerk, and some peoples' devotion to you infringes on the First Commandment. Therefore, we're going to give you a choice of going to Heaven or Hell."

Jobs immediately replies "Heaven."

Peter says "It's not that simple, you have to spend a day in Heaven and a day in Hell before making your final choice."

Jobs says, "I've already made ym choice. I want to go to Heaven, and that's that."

Peter shrugs and says, "Well, if that's the case...", then opens the gates and lets Jobs in.

CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from The Other Rainforest
Definitely not a weirdo
Oct 28th 2011 at 1:33:10 PM

A blond a brunette and a redhead walked into a bar. They sat down, had a few drinks, and went home shortly before closing time. None of them seemed any less intelligent than the others.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Oct 28th 2011 at 1:42:43 PM

I'll take a chip and eat it.

Because, you know, that's what you do with chips.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
IuraCivium Subtitle from Eagleland Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Subtitle
Oct 28th 2011 at 1:49:48 PM What type of firewood is safest to use when camping? Only yew can prevent forest fires.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall!
The Beta Male
Oct 28th 2011 at 3:02:35 PM MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from The Other Rainforest
Definitely not a weirdo
Oct 28th 2011 at 3:07:24 PM

So, a duck walks in to a bar and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says "Sure, here you go."

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
IuraCivium Subtitle from Eagleland Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Subtitle
Oct 30th 2011 at 1:37:23 AM

Dear Pesky Plumbers,

The Koopalings and I have taken a trip over to the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess has invited us to be honored guests at your guys' picnic! I dare ya to try some of my four-alarm atomic-bomb chili...if ya can!

What type of firewood is safest to use when camping? Only yew can prevent forest fires.
NathanielTheSeeker Terror Management Theory
Terror Management Theory
Oct 30th 2011 at 1:55:19 AM

-Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

-I'm really sorry for this mistake. Let me bring you a new one, this time with no flies.

It was chance, fate or whatever you believe in that enabled us to meet.
IuraCivium Subtitle from Eagleland Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Subtitle
Oct 30th 2011 at 4:05:06 PM

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Hello, I'm with this generic delivery company and I have a package for you. Sign here please.

Thanks!

No worries. Have a great day.

Thanks, you too!

What type of firewood is safest to use when camping? Only yew can prevent forest fires.
VmKid Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME. from Shuggazoom City Relationship Status: Robosexual
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
Oct 30th 2011 at 7:11:49 PM

Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Yeah? So?

That's against the rules, isn't it?

Oh, my apologies. Allow me to remove that card from play.

edited 30th Oct '11 7:12:02 PM by VmKid

Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/
IuraCivium Subtitle from Eagleland Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Subtitle
Oct 30th 2011 at 7:16:04 PM What type of firewood is safest to use when camping? Only yew can prevent forest fires.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Oct 31st 2011 at 5:50:08 AM

Chuck Norris once went to work and had a productive day.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
billybobfred Cosine! from renamed to wingedcatgirl Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Oct 31st 2011 at 9:52:00 AM

YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR?!

Put that damn thing out already! It's like a freakin miniature sun! What's wrong with you?

she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
Oct 31st 2011 at 9:57:18 AM

"Gee, it sure is boring around here..."

"Oh for crying out loud, Link! Go find something to do if you're THAT bored..."

edited 31st Oct '11 9:57:37 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
kylodious That explains everything from WHAAAAAAT is this place? Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
That explains everything
Oct 31st 2011 at 9:57:30 AM

This thread is no 20% more subverted.

Galacticamaru is an immortal nonhuman prokaryotic being!
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Oct 31st 2011 at 10:04:30 AM

Princess Celestia is a kind, good-natured princess and nothing more.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Oct 31st 2011 at 10:16:20 AM

Each time you call Gabe Newell fat, he'll acknowledge that and return to whatever he was doing at the moment.

edited 31st Oct '11 10:17:54 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from The Other Rainforest
Definitely not a weirdo
Oct 31st 2011 at 11:03:10 AM

But wait there's more. If you order now, I'll throw in another absolutely free! All this can be yours for the low price of $19.94!

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
kylodious That explains everything from WHAAAAAAT is this place? Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
That explains everything
Oct 31st 2011 at 11:44:59 AM

This situation is bad, but I know it could be worse.

Galacticamaru is an immortal nonhuman prokaryotic being!
Oct 31st 2011 at 11:47:07 AM

I have a good feeling about this...

edited 31st Oct '11 11:47:12 AM by Premonition45

kylodious That explains everything from WHAAAAAAT is this place? Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
That explains everything
Oct 31st 2011 at 11:58:06 AM

The ugly witch is here to us.

[up]more like every lucus franchise

Galacticamaru is an immortal nonhuman prokaryotic being!
vanishingreality from Sinnoh
Oct 31st 2011 at 1:04:48 PM

In Soviet Russia, I subvert a meme.


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