Take the name of a work, give it a porno twist. Follows the same format as the Bad Puns thread.
Harry Potter and Her Secret Chamber
Moderator edit: This thread has been hollered several times. If it turns explicit (explicit prose, NSFW links etc.) the staff will take action. So please don't post any explicit stuff, thanks.
Edited by SeptimusHeap on Jan 8th 2025 at 9:04:42 PM
(Even though Sin City by itself already sounds like a porn title)
My Little Porno: Friendship With Benefits (not actually my invention, but too priceless not to grace the thread with)
Touwhore Project/Touhoe Project:
Touwhore Project 9.5: Shoot the Bullet
Touwhore Project 10: Mountain of Fuck
Touwhore Project 11: Subterranean Onanism
Touwhore Project 12: Undefined Fantastic Cock
edited 8th Feb '14 11:56:32 AM by Arachnos
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I think everybody's made the Friendship With Benefits joke before, but don't beat yourself up over it, it's still funny.
edited 8th Feb '14 5:13:14 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Fuckenstein, or the Modern Pussy-metheus
edited 8th Feb '14 6:49:46 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Wazzoo Wazzoo
edited 8th Feb '14 7:14:41 PM by lewattoo
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayThighfondler II: The Dickening
edited 11th Feb '14 7:37:38 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.The Hobbit: The Copulation with Smaug
edited 1st Mar '14 10:09:24 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.My Big Horsecock: Friendship with Benefits
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The Importance of Beating off Earnest
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."edited 24th Dec '14 8:28:45 PM by PhysicalStamina
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.

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