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Sporkaganza I'm glasses.
I'm glasses.
Oct 3rd 2011 at 8:46:10 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Spider-Man does whatever
A spider can do

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Batman is a supervillain
His children are dead

Let's add to the collection.

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Oct 3rd 2011 at 8:52:26 PM

Roses—red,
Violets—blue.
The End,
FUCK YOU!

Tropers Watching Movies
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:06:04 PM

Roses are red, Violets are too. Being colorblind's not great But it's not really new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You don't want to know What I want to do to you.

Red violets rose, Are are are blue. Dyxlesia's laem And so are oyu.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:08:05 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

Tropers Watching Movies
WhoNeedsSleep from the wing of this plane.
Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:15:46 PM

Roses are rose, Violets are violet, Everyone knows, That lavenders are orange.

Roses are sues, Violets chew gum, Everyone knews, That that was really contrived. Oh well

edited 3rd Oct '11 9:20:04 PM by WhoNeedsSleep

We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality
Believe
Oct 3rd 2011 at 11:57:35 PM

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue.
It may take a while,
But I'll kill you. <3

edited 4th Oct '11 12:08:48 AM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
MikeK 3 microphones forever from planet earth Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
Oct 4th 2011 at 12:00:30 AM

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I might have this poem
Mixed up in my head.

Kinda lame, but it's something I came up with when I was 12 and still remember for some reason

edited 4th Oct '11 12:00:38 AM by MikeK

Be a triceratops, not a giveupceratops.
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location
Oct 4th 2011 at 4:14:54 AM

I quote the Forsaken from World Of Warcraft.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Im dead. And colour blind.

Iím a lumberjack and Iím ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland
Permanently Banned
Oct 4th 2011 at 4:27:59 AM

Roses are dead, Violets are poo, the food tastes like lead and I met a Grue.

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Oct 4th 2011 at 4:38:53 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
At least, that's what they tell me,
Because I am blind.

[down] Good eye.

edited 4th Oct '11 8:25:11 AM by TheHeroHartmut

Another day passes.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
Oct 4th 2011 at 6:37:25 AM

[up] That's from a Far Side

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, so get in the van.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Oct 4th 2011 at 10:52:22 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

edited 4th Oct '11 10:53:57 AM by Prometheus136

War is God.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Oct 4th 2011 at 11:33:02 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue.

So is your face, when I'm done with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Run coward, run! I'm coming for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Why am I describing flowers, I haven't got a clue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I murder things, including you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

In pitch black, you get eaten by a grue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm choking on food, since I forgot to chew.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

All my base, are belong to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shut up and water them.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I fucked your mom, just to annoy you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

This show sucks, what else is on?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

A poem someone else wrote, means I don't care for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

You want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

This poems a cliche and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Fuck this gay flower faggotry!

Blood is red, bruises are blue.

Violence is so pretty.*

edited 4th Oct '11 11:33:55 AM by KuroFox

Sonic hates SOPA
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Oct 4th 2011 at 12:46:13 PM

Blood is red, bruises are blue. Deadly nightshade berries will kill you.

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
KatanaCat Hoarder of Socks from the Land of Sheep and Saltbush Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hoarder of Socks
Oct 4th 2011 at 1:52:01 PM

Roses are red
Violets are purple
It's just that nothing
Really rhymes with purple

edited 4th Oct '11 1:55:08 PM by KatanaCat

This signature is uncreative.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
SheWhoChewsGum Teeny hat. from Kilt-land!
Teeny hat.
Oct 4th 2011 at 3:05:40 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have herpes

And now so do you :)

"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
KatanaCat Hoarder of Socks from the Land of Sheep and Saltbush Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hoarder of Socks
Oct 6th 2011 at 2:39:08 PM

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

You're colorblind

This poem's boring now sad

edited 8th Oct '11 1:07:38 AM by KatanaCat

This signature is uncreative.
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Oct 6th 2011 at 4:07:31 PM

Roses are red
I give them to mom
She gives me cookies
Ommy-nomnom!

edited 6th Oct '11 4:08:35 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
LiberatedLiberater 奇跡の魔女 from [DATA EXPUNGED]
奇跡の魔女
Oct 6th 2011 at 7:28:32 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lots of poems rhyme
This one doesn't

MAL || vndb || Blog
Rivux same old me from Kamen Rider Chronicle Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
same old me
Oct 6th 2011 at 7:42:03 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of anything
So this won't rhyme.

Rejoice! This is truly DX.
Oct 7th 2011 at 7:28:30 PM

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
Take me to prom,
Or you'll wind up dead!

Tropers Watching Movies
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World
Detective Extroadinaire
Oct 7th 2011 at 7:43:41 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm really a guy

(I thought you knew)

edited 7th Oct '11 7:44:02 PM by Aniventerie

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Oct 9th 2011 at 9:20:40 AM

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

I'm having a mental breakdown- It's not true, not true, it can't be; it simply cannot yes it is, don't lie to yourself no, no, I do not accept that accept it no yes No yes NO yes stop it, stop talking to me, leave me alone I will never leave you alone but, but, but, but you are mine now NO NO I am you LEAVE ME ALONE I will always be you but, but, but, but, I am entering your head as you speak Oh God help me God can't save you now but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't- and so are you.

edited 9th Oct '11 9:21:02 AM by Prometheus136

War is God.
WackyPancake Sorry. from My computer. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Sorry.
Oct 9th 2011 at 9:24:31 AM

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

And this little poem.

Is a load of bull.

edited 9th Oct '11 9:24:45 AM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

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