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RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#551: Nov 28th 2011 at 10:14:39 AM

Laharl

"DOOD! I CAN'T FEEL MY FLIPPERS!" one prinny worked at the stove while another three did whatever the maid told them. "THIS IS WORSE THAN ETNA,DOOD!" the same prinny complained, looking as though he was going to cry in anguish.

"Shut up in there!" Laharl said as he walked back into the house with Yuuka. "If the prinny's complain you can hit them as many times as you want!" the demon bellowed as he took a seat. He sighed and crossed his arms. The prinny's were in a hell they couldn't escape.

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#552: Nov 28th 2011 at 1:46:29 PM

"Quit complaining!" Elly roared. "I have to cook this much five times a day, tend to the flowers and guard the mansion! Move your lazy asses and finish this!"
Hearing her gatekeeper's voice, Yuuka whistled in astonishment, taking her seat at the table again. "Dunno where she's getting that from. I'm starting to think she's overworked now."

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#553: Nov 28th 2011 at 2:06:20 PM

Laharl

"Like you said Yuuka.. POWER CAN DO SOME MARVELOUS THINGS!" the boy smiled wide before placing a hand onto the table. Tap tap tap. He repeatedly tapped his fingers. "So I'm guessing that old gap lady is like Gensokyo's ruler or somethin'?" the blue haired boy had no idea what he had just said. The girl did look old, at least to him. She had breasts and apparently that was enough for him to judge. "If she can do that portal thing then I don't think she's worth fighting." he sighed, kind of disappointed.

"OKAY DOOD, OKAY!" the prinnies all yell at the same. They were very scared of this girl. They prepared the food to the best of their abilities, two prinnies even burning themselves in the process. "WE'RE AT YOUR COMMAND, DOOD, JUST STOP YELLING AT US!"

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#554: Nov 28th 2011 at 3:09:41 PM

"Huh. Sounds like you've forgotten that I lied about being the ruler to sound more impressive than I already am," Yuuka said, then leaned her head on her hand. "Well... I guess you could say Yukari created Gensokyo. Or at least closed off some land for us all to live. Though I think Hakurei does all the maintenance work for the barrier."


"Who's yelling?!" Elly challenged her new slaves, before blinking and realising what she said. "...Ah. Uh..."

Now that the rush of power had abated, Elly could see how ragged she was running the penguin people. Were they really doing everything she said? Wow. she'd never bossed anyone around before!

No, wait, she just did. "Uh... well, hurry up please. Master's waiting," Elly said, much less demanding and slightly more encouraging.

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#555: Nov 28th 2011 at 4:58:04 PM

"Sounds pretty boring." Laharl leaned back in the chair, his arms hanging off to the sides. His two, tall antenna hairs pointed straight up. "Huh?" the demon then looked into the kitchen. The girl stopped yelling? Oh well. "So after dinner we're going to have a danmaku battle? What were those cards that.. other girl was using?" Laharl was referring to the spell cards the Yama of Paradise had used.

"Alright dood!" the prinnies respond, going back to work. Eventually they finish the food, all sighing with relief.

RainehDaze Nero Fangirl (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Nero Fangirl
#556: Nov 29th 2011 at 2:58:17 AM

"Poison would at least kill you," Reimu countered, setting a cup in front of the magician and taking her normal seat, one that offered a decent view of the steps before the shrine and the donation box. It was rare to see anything approach either of them, the former because her visitors never walked; the latter due to no-one ever bringing money.


"Are you sure? All I see is a sea of bamboo," Evangeline asked doubtfully, rising until she was level with Cyndy and gazing out over the rather uninspiring forest, "Unless there's a lot of flat land beyond that, we aren't going to find a flower garden."
"Well... have fun with that," the immortal replied, sliding her hands back into her pockets and walking resolutely in the direction of the same forest that the vampire and dragon were gazing across.

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#557: Nov 29th 2011 at 9:06:56 AM

"Didn't I say? There's a stupid glamour charm thingy on her garden." Cyndy made up up on the spot. "You have to know where it is, believe you'll find it, and... you'll find... it."

After a moment's silence, Cyndy led the way to where Yuuka's garden may or may not be. Good thing she couldn't exactly sweat, otherwise she'd be drowning by now.

It's totally there, seriously! Eva won't be angry if you're mistaken, seriously! Stop acting so undragon-like, seriously! Cyndy mentally chanted to herself.


"Those were spell cards," Yuuka replied, and went on to explain what the spell cards were, namely, elaborate patterns that lasted for a set amount of time, and even less if the caster took sufficient damage.

"A particular quirk is that, no matter how mind-breakingly hard it is to dodge some attacks,l there's always a way to survive," Yuuka concluded. "Oh lookie, food!"

At that moment, Elly arrived carrying a dish. The prinny's had been ordered to follow and carry her and Laharl's food. She hadn't exactly prepared food for the prinny's themselves, but she was totally going to get right on that.

"Here ya go!" Elly placed the plate in front of Yuuka, taking a seat by her side. She glanced at Laharl briefly before turning her gaze downward.

"Thank you, Elly dear," Yuuka said, patting her head. "Well, eat up Laharl, I'm sure you'll love it!"

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#558: Nov 29th 2011 at 10:02:43 AM

Laharl

"Alright, let's see how you idiots did!" Laharl said as he looked down at the food. Baked chicken, french fries, and biscuits. The boy paused for a moment and looked up to Yuuka. "Hm.. I guess this'll do." the boy honestly wanted to let loose on the prinnies for such a small meal, but it was Yuuka's manor, not his. He DID know how to act civil , he just chose not to most of the time.

"Yeah, dood, we did it! Maybe we'll get a ra-" one of the prinnies spoke up, raising a flipper.

Laharl then grabbed a fork and flung it with his wrist. The eating utensil embedded itself into the talking Prinny's beak. "Shut up when I'm eating, will ya?!" the young demon demanded before taking his seat again. "Can't even eat in peace, sheesh..." he sighed, taking one of the pieces of chicken. He bit off of it and chewed without noise.

One wonders where the hell the Prinnies got the ingredients and food, but hey, they were prinnies. They can do anything... except not explode.

"Hey, Yuuka, is it alright if I bunk here for a while?" Laharl asked, and he referred to his vassal by name, which could come as a shock.

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#559: Nov 29th 2011 at 11:49:53 AM

"Guess you're a big eater," Yuuka commented with a smile. Elly merely snorted, unimpressed by Laharl's obviously poor conduct and mistreatment of the weird little penguin people.
"This is nice, though." Yuuka said, after taking a bite of the food. "You don't normally get this stuff in Gensokyo, after all."

At his question, Yuuka said cheerfully, "Sure, why not?" Elly immediately began choking. A quick thump on the back by her master later, and Elly was capable of breathing and speaking.

"Why's he staying here?!" Elly demanded to know in a shrill voice, and Yuuka raised an eyebrow.

"Because he's got nowhere else to go right now. And be more respectful. Our guest is an Overlord, you know."

Elly looked at Laharl in disbelief, then back at her master. "Of what?"

"Why not ask him? He's right there," Yuuka suggested.

"And why's he shirtless? Why does he talk to you so casually? Are you getting into that again?!"

Yuuka sighed and ushered Elly to be quiet. "I don't know, because he does and no. Please stop asking that third question every time I bring in someone young looking."

Elly apologised and went back to picking at her food, embarrassed at her behaviour. It was hard to remain composed when some random pretty boy who seemed close to her beloved master just randomly shows up, and isn't even all that pleasant!

"I apologise. Elly must be feeling a little unwell." Yuuka said to Laharl.

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#560: Nov 29th 2011 at 12:45:15 PM

Laharl

"HEY, DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT ME!" Laharl stood up as tall as his body allowed. He frowned and then looked to Elly. "I'LL HAVE YOU K Now..." the demon gazed at Yuuka and then back at Elly. "Uh.. I'm sorry." he then flopped back down onto the chair rear first. This wasn't his castle, this wasn't his world, he thought he should show some courtesy. Yuuka has been kind enough to show him around and even give him a place to stay.

"Damn, Lord Laharl got whipped, dood!" the prinnies laughed and laughed. Their normally boisterous leader had been tamed! "Ahahahaha, dood, that's too good!"

A purple aura began to build up around the boy. He grit his teeth and then turned toward the blue penguins. In the next instant, his scarf blasted forth and entangled the birds by the neck. Laharl took a deep breath and continued his meal.

"GH Hhhh... SHUT YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME DOOD!" one prinny said as he gasped for air.

"Hmmm..." Laharl grinned, taking another bite of the chicken.

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#561: Nov 30th 2011 at 6:27:12 AM

Oh, they get along so well... Yuuka thought fondly. She was ignoring the throttled prinnies and continued eating. Elly did the same, though she was smiling slightly. She certainly agreed with the prinnies; her master had the boy wrapped around her finger. Ha!

"By the way, Elly, I noticed that you're quite tyrannical," Yuuka suddenly said, causing her gatekeeper to freeze. "I was wondering if you have any complaints with working here? No need to take it out on the prinnies."

"...Eh?" Elly looked confused, her face reddening with embarrassment. "I-I don't know what you..."

Yuuka turned her attention to the abused penguins. "Hey, what was it like, being her assistant?"

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#562: Nov 30th 2011 at 7:27:54 AM

Laharl

"It was like hell DOOD!" one of the prinnies yelled out, still being strangled by Laharl's scarf. "She kept yelling and YELLING AND WE WERE WORKING AS FAST AS OUR TINY FLIPPERS WOULD GO, DOOD! WE'D RATHER HAVE LORD ETNA BOSS US AROUND THAN THAT DEMON, DOOD!" the penguin let out its complaints in a single breath.

"Worse than Etna? Ha! Are you sure you aren't a demon?" Laharl turned to Yuuka's gate keeper with a smile. "And whatever you're thinking, STOP IT!" the demon smacked the table with his hand, causing it to shake. Of course, the food and plates lifted into the air, only to fall back onto the table in an ordered fashion. "That smile of yours.. I don't like." Laharl said as he narrowed his eyes. "I'm showing respect to Yuuka because she helped.. but that doesn't mean I'd like any DISRESPECT!" the demon huffed, taking his seat again.

Was he self concious about being thought of as 'weak' or 'tame'? It seemed that way.

edited 30th Nov '11 7:31:53 AM by RagnaTheSaviour

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#563: Nov 30th 2011 at 8:19:57 AM

"What I make has plenty of other uses," replied Marisa, arms folded. One of these uses would probably end up being 'coat the spot Reimu's about to sit in with a powerful adherent, then do something that makes her have to stand up'. Tearing off Reimu's skirt without actually touching it was bound to be amusing.

... She did have the adherent on her... if only she'd thought about putting it down before Reimu sat down.

She picked up her cup of tea and drank it. "Your tea still rocks, though, Rei-chan."


By sheer coincidence, Eiki happened to be heading in just the same direction as Mokou was heading. She was a bit surprised, but decided that a conversation could be nice, couldn't it? After all, Eiki was in a fantastically good mood today.

"How coincidental," she commented, "We're heading in the same direction!"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
RainehDaze Nero Fangirl (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Nero Fangirl
#564: Nov 30th 2011 at 8:31:18 AM

Reimu said nothing, simply enjoying her tea and waiting for something to happen—like a certain gap youkai to appear and tell her that something was amiss. It wasn't as if this would be the first time that she had popped up and made the shrine maiden go on an errand for her, really. There was the stolen moon incident and the hell raven's idiocy that she was sent to clean up. At least a hot spring had been provided by the last one...


Evangeline followed, eyes darting across the horizon and searching for any signs of a flower garden. This lone region of Japan couldn't be that big and remain unnoticed, could it? There had to be a limit to how much you sealed off, too.
Whilst she walked, the immortal did her best to ignore the fact that the yama was following her. Stupid judge... she was never going to forget sixty years ago, not in a million years. Maybe she ought to try and get payback, a sneak attack ought to work...

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#565: Nov 30th 2011 at 8:44:33 AM

Come on, you stupid garden! Where the hell are you hiding? Cyndy wondered. Was it even possible to hide the place in a sealed off location like Gensokyo? It wasn't like there was that many hiding places...

Cyndy sighed and shook her head. Why have an invisible garden anyway?

When the dragon returned her attention to searching, she stopped, completely confused.

The Bamboo Forest didn't have sunflowers, did it?

Cyndy searched her surroundings, having no idea how she had led them to this place.
Don't tell me you honestly have to believe in it to find it, Cyndy thought. That's... just too literally fairy taleish.

Well, whatever. They found it, no blood would be shed. Maybe. Yuuka might still be crazy or something.

There was a mansion amidst the sea of yellow. That must be where she lived.

"Told you. Right here!" Cyndy told Eva.


"I-I wasn't bad! At all!" Elly protested with a horrified expression, then turned to Yuuka with a pleading expression. "...Was I?"

"Well, they're complaining, we heard you." Yuuka said with a grin. "Whoever this 'Etna' is, she sounds like a giant obstacle that you just overcame in ten minutes. Congrats."

Elly merely sat there dumbly, blinking at random intervals as that sunk in. Eventually, she croaked, "You mean... I;m a monster?"

"What? No!" Yuuka said in shock. "It just means that you can never be trusted with power! Ever!"

Unsure if that was bad or not, Elly merely sunk in her chair, feeling humiliated. And in front of that annoying stranger too! Who was he to say that she couldn't smile in her own house?!

Yuuka got to her feet, patting Elly's head as she did so. "Cheer up already. Go play nice with Laharl for a few minutes, all right? Something's come up."

The flower youkai excused herself from the room, leaving Elly with the demon overlord. There was an awkward silence as Elly tried to think of something to say. As much as she didn't want to, Yuuka said to be nice to the guy.

"...Want any more?" She asked dully, waving a hand at the food.

Meanwhile, Yuuka exited her mansion, leaning against the door frame as she waited for the visitors of her domain to approach and introduce themselves.

RagnaTheSaviour Since: Oct, 2011
#566: Nov 30th 2011 at 9:39:42 AM

Laharl

"Hmph..." the demon watched as Yuuka left the room. Something came up? Why didn't she tell him! "Huh? What's wrong vassal?" he said but it was too late. She had already left the room. The boy closed his eyes, letting his thoughts wander. "Hmm... huh?" his train of thought had been interrupted by the gate keeper.

"More? Um.. no, you can eat it." the demon's scarf finally relinquished the prinnies as he talked. "ALRIGHT BIRD BRAINS!" he crossed his arms, standing up on the chair.

"SAY..." Laharl took a quick glance at his vassal's vassal. "Do you need any help cleaning this place?" Laharl eyed the walls and the floor. "Maybe it could use some work? It's your word, not mine." he smiled, a fang showing. Was he being kind in his own way?

"Tell the prinnies what to do and they'll do it.. NOW... if you over do it like you did before... you'll have to answer to me. I can't have my stupid servants exploding because of you... if anyone is going to blow up the prinnies, it's going to be me! Hahaha!" the boy walked through the doorway and after Yuuka.

In only a moment he arrived in the room, looking out the doorway. "Hey, what's going on? You should have said something back there." the boy wanted to know why Yuuka couldn't tell him what was up.

edited 30th Nov '11 9:41:52 AM by RagnaTheSaviour

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#567: Nov 30th 2011 at 4:55:16 PM

Veigar

Veigar considered for a few moments as he was blatently ignored by the.. whatever they are. As I have escaped their notice so I shall make my escape and figure out what the source of their power is! As Veigar made to leave he looked at the Ninjas. Killing them now would bring him pleasure, and power. No, don't distract yourself Veigar! It could be any moment they take notice of you. So he turned back and started to leave the area.

Saito

Saito was a little embarrassed by the explanation and his face showed it, but he couldn't just leave her lying helpless there. It would be a little hard to explain if someone suddenly came across them.

"Ah alright, but where is the key to turn?"

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#568: Dec 1st 2011 at 8:32:28 AM

"Anyway, think after the tea we should go check out all these new people and stuff?" Marisa asked, taking another drink of her tea. She was, admittedly, kind of wondering if Yukari would show up to talk to them about things as well. "'Cause, if Yakumo-san doesn't show up, we'll probably have to go and see if it's an incident ourselves."


By pure coincidence, Eiki continued on in the same direction as Mokou did. It really wasn't intentional, Eiki just thought this path would make for a nice walk and indeed, it was one. It just so happened that the white-haired immortal was taking the same path.

"Ah... how have you been?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
RainehDaze Nero Fangirl (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Nero Fangirl
#569: Dec 1st 2011 at 9:20:22 AM

"Can't we just take it easy and leave it to everyone else to fix the problem? The ninja will probably destroy my shrine if I leave it unattended," Reimu answered, looking around at the wood. Already, the building was seeming aged, which was kind of strange for something only six months old, or thereabouts. She ought to stop letting the vampire bring her maid around.


"This is a nice garden. Too many sunflowers for my taste but it's obviously well-cared for," Evangeline, connoisseur of stately homes throughout the centuries, judged, flying just above the ground as she headed for the door. Getting mud all over her feet wouldn't be a particularly nice experience or leave a good first impression, she was better off flying.
"Same as ever," Mokou said, coming to a halt and pretending to investigate a flower by the side of the road before spinning to face Eiki and attempting to bathe the yama in fire. Lots and lots of fire. If Gensokyo ever held a competition for the person best at holding grudges for ridiculous lengths of time irrelevant of what they've done, the immortal would come first by a huge margin.
Chachazero cheerfully kept her mouth shut. She was under no obligation to be helpful.

TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#570: Dec 1st 2011 at 10:06:57 AM

Elly folded her arms and listened to Laharl, trying hard not to retort. She didn't like being threatened in her own home, even if it was because she was the tyrant.

Once the boy left, Elly looked at the prinnies. "...You guys explode? Uh... please don't?"


"Hm?" Yuuka glanced over her shoulder. "I should've? Sorry. It's just a few more visitors."

Yuuka looked back out over her garden, seeing a blonde young girl heading towards them, followed by someone who looked like they wanted to hide their identity.

"It's been a while since someone stumbled into here," Yuuka said once the two were close enough, "Everyone's cottoned onto the entrance by now, now they know never to get lost."

The flower youkai stepped towards them, smiling brightly. "Well, assuming you're also out-worlders, I am Yuuka Kazami, humble flower youkai.

Cyndy, who hovered somewhere behind Eva, remained silent, studying Yuuka as if trying to determine if she was dangerous.

...8.9 Cyndy decided.

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#571: Dec 1st 2011 at 10:21:30 AM

Marisa shrugged.

"Drag the ninja with us? I dunno," she replied, "I mean, it's not like your shrine doesn't get knocked over other times, and it got rebuilt just fine this time. Besides, Yakumo-san's probably gonna drop by and tell you to do it anyway."


Eiki frowned.

The flames engulfed her, but did... little. Her clothing burned, somewhat, but needless to say plenty of it remained intact, far more then what would've if it was normal clothing.

"Really?" she asked.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
RainehDaze Nero Fangirl (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Nero Fangirl
#572: Dec 1st 2011 at 2:09:15 PM

"At least if the gap youkai shows up, she can stay here and take care of it. It's cheaper for me to get more tea than it is to get the shrine rebuilt. It's not as if the ninja can do as much work as a celestial," Reimu answered, draining the remnants of her cup and placing it carefully down, "Unless she agrees to take care of things, I'm not going to go far from home."


"Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Magus Nosferatu," the vampire replied, grin showing more than enough to make it clear what she was, even if Yuuka had no familiarity with the second term; the first word likely came up in response to a substantial amount of Gensokyo's residents.
"Can you at least pretend to feel pain?"

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#573: Dec 1st 2011 at 2:32:12 PM

"Eh, whatever, if that's what you're gonna go with, I'll head out and solve the incident myself," Marisa replied, finishing off her tea. Mentally, she added 'and steal all of your underwear on the way out'. "Unless Yakumo-san shows-"

A weight came to rest on Reimu's head. Not terribly hard, or even enough to be discomforting.

"Oh, hey, Yakumo-san."

The familiar form of the gold-haired gap yokai leaned on Reimu's head, halfway out of one of her gaps. "Hello, Kirisame-san, Hakurei-san."

She smiled.

"I've got a job for you."


Eiki shook her head, frowning more inwardly. She didn't have a good way of putting the flames out, and she didn't want to flail and look like a complete idiot, so the fire continued to burn away at her clothing. It was lucky, really, that they burned slowly(and that Eiki herself didn't burn at all).

"No. Can you not attempt to incinerate me?" she asked, her tone echoing that of Mokou's.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
TroperRoxas ... from Scotland Since: May, 2010
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#574: Dec 1st 2011 at 2:43:56 PM

"I'd love it if your middle initials stood for 'adorable kitty'," Yuuka commented brightly. "Not that it'd make much sense, seeing as you're a nosferatu, but a pair of kitty ears would look great on you, I think."

Yuuka turned her attention to the girl - because the chances of it being male was non-existent, even with all these new guys running around - hiding behind the vampire. "And you?"

Cyndy, keeping her head low, replied "Cyndy. Ryuhime."

The flower youkai nodded. "So, a dragon and a vampire stopping by for a visit? Ah, I should introduce you, right?"

As Yuuka stepped aside to allow Laharl to speak, Cyndy spluttered in surprise, "Wait, how d'you kn-"

"Your surname isn't exactly subtle, dear," Yuuka replied, and Cyndy cowered behind Eva again, tugging at her hood.

RainehDaze Nero Fangirl (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Nero Fangirl
#575: Dec 1st 2011 at 2:55:00 PM

"My head is not a pillow for your breasts and I'm not your lackey, that's the fox," Reimu stated, expression easily summed up with a few pieces of punctuation or many words: irritated and resisting the urge to throw something at her own head. It would probably miss Yukari, go through the gap, and smack into her own face, anyway.

"What is it?"


"Athanasia Katerina, actually. My full list of names and titles is somewhat... unmanageable," Evangeline explained, following the flower youkai inside and dragging a certain unfortunate dragon inside, "I must say that it's been a long time since I met anyone that could make me feel young, you really are quite something."

"Oh, and don't mind the dragon girl, she just has crippling body issues."


"I... just wanted to get back at you for sixty years ago," Mokou explained, frowning, "Why did you have to ruin everything by not even being hurt? It's not like you would be caused any lasting harm..."

The immortal appeared to be sulking. Maybe spending all your time in a forest wasn't good for having your fun spoiled.


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