If Jesus walked the earth today, he would probably live the simple life that he did anciently. A simple man, dedicated to forgiveness, love, and kindness to all, he would live with the disgraced, the sick, the poor, the cruel, and the unfortunate.
Then, as people grew to learn more about Jesus, we would become more understanding, more like him. And we would create a perfect world.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton booksjoy: if you think I WON'T go into a drunken stupor when I have free and more or less unlimited booze, then you don't know me.
Hell I'm fairly certain I'm going to hell in two major religions and three denominations of religions.
But, it certainly would be interesting to see how people react if Jesus returns. He'd have to bust out those miracles otherwise he'd be branded someone with a mental illness and put in the looney bin.
If Jesus walked today he'd probably be horrified at the amount of killing in his named that has been going on over the last 2000 years.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Jesus Was Way Cool, motherfuckers.
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I am now imagining that Robot Chicken short about Kill Bunny.
If I would meet Jesus of Nazareth today?
I'd probably think he suffers from a mental disorder or delusional worldview... Honestly, the character of Jesus as he is depicted in the Bible seems mildly bipolar and fluctuating regarding is viewpoint to me.
(Not trying to offend anyone.)
Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.He would be denounced as a heretic, mocked as insane, experience hatred by a large portion of the population - both religious right and secular left -, then probably be killed. Again.
Likely by Radical Christians who failed to recognize him.
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Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GODYou can’t just be arrested for “being a cult leader” (Well…not in most first world nations). You have to actually have committed a crime.
However, if Jesus goes ape-shit on some tables and starts hitting people with cord (I hope it’s an extension cord this time around) he could be jailed for assault, maybe thrown into an asylum if it seemed he needed mental help.
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.I recommend tracking down the story "Jesus Christ Reanimator" by Ken Mc Leod, I think it can be found in "The Best Science Fiction of the Year" from 2007 or 2008.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Here's what Ivan from The Brothers Karamazov thinks would happen.
I imagine Jesus would have lots to say to his "followers". Tables will be thrown.
Those who accept their fate find happiness; those who defy it, glory.

What would I think of Jesus in modern times? Shit, I'd want to party with that cat, man could turn water into wine. Free booze? Hell yeah, the guy would have my support so long as he kept me well supplied.