The True Capitalist Radio Thread for Fruitbowls and Bronies

Anybody still here?

Ghost's broadcasting again. Started on March 25th I think.

Tub Guy's already back in business, too. Ohhh, my!

Wait, seriously?

EDIT: Oh, you clever asshole. Keep forgetting the date.

edited 1st Apr '16 11:26:00 PM by Pannic

No, I'm serious. It's not an April Fool's joke. Go look on Blog Talk Radio, there's a few episodes archived, I just listened to the first one.

One of the first callers was the Johnny Walker Second Harvest guy.

Except now it's Johnny Walker 567th harvest. He's apparently still been going these past four years.

Edit: Here's a link if you don't believe me. You'll have to skip around if you want to find the shoutouts and calls, though, he spends quite some time talking about current politics.

edited 1st Apr '16 11:52:09 PM by Anomalocaris20

...shit

I am so happy about this. I missed that fat hambone bastard Ghost and his rage fits. I'm having a hilarious time listening to his new stuff.

When does Ghostler actually broadcast? I'd like to listen to it live some day, maybe even be in the chatroom (under some sick disgusting name, naturally).

"I'm gonna- piss- on an electric fence, haha! Uh-oh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Gotta say, I love the cripple jokes people have made about Ghost. Probably one of my favorite new trolling methods, alongside accusing Ghost of being a bureacrat {He gets REALLY mad if you do that, especially if it's a splice}.

Holy, hell, that "True Bureaucrat Radio" twitter name made him rage. The last time I ever heard him that furious was "Texas En Fuego" back in 9/9/11.

So this Friday was one of the best I've heard in a while.

Ghost vs. Poseidon movie trailer, and mid-broadcast splices of things he said just a few minutes ago, including an "I just said that!!" splice naturally.

Not sure I believe that was really the Suck Mah Dick Guy, though. It sounded like a recording. I wish he'd come back though.

^I wish both him and Ghetto Capitalist would return. Those two are some of my favorite TCR Trolls.

So is "Buzz Aldrin's Grandson" the only real new troll we've got thus far?

A Real Black Guy has played some impressive splices. Like the Volcano one, or "True Cripple Radio".

I specifically meant people who actually talk rather than play splices, but yeah, I love whenever A Real Black Guy is on.

Little Texan in Big Flood was hilarious.

Aside from those annoying instant splices {Which did start out being funny before being overused}, I'd say a lot of the splices since the revival have been great, like the one with Ghost looting liquor stores during the flood, or that "If your a tranny, and your passable, take 10 Steps towards my butt crack" splice that set him off pretty badly.

Has anyone ever made a Yosemite Sam pun involving Ghost {Like "Ghostemite Sam"}? Like in the twitter shout outs or something? I'd think it'd be a given due to his temper, accent and the fact that trolls keep calling him a midget.

edited 16th May '16 1:18:04 AM by marston

I still like the instant splices because they've consistently made Ghost rage even when the splice itself is unoriginal.

Last show there was one that was literally something he said a few seconds ago, though, which is probably about as good as they'll get.

My favorite splice so far, though, is either Ghost pissing on an electric fence or accidentally running Templeton over in his wheelchair.

edited 16th May '16 1:18:02 AM by Anomalocaris20

Ohh, I missed this so much...

Just 2 days ago there was a splice of something he said immediately before the splice was aired, done in "half-a-tard" slowdown.

I do love the half-speed clips.

Whenever he says "It's raining apples out here!", I keep thinking he's saying "It's raining assholes out here".

Also, that splice of Ghost at a Donald Trump rally and calling him a racist before getting thrown out was fantastic.

edited 19th May '16 4:46:25 PM by marston

I really should make some twitter accounts.

Have "Texas en agua" or "Templetondusky" been done yet?

I liked the one where the splice had Trump called Ghost a loser and fired him.

I'm really loving the splices of Ghost's intro. (True Midget Radio, True Cripple Radio, etc.) Did someone do one for "True Bureaucrat Radio?"

"And now, the boy who never grew up... Ghost!"

edited 20th May '16 11:36:17 AM by LLSmoothJ

Alright, at this point I'm just going to admit, the audio splices people make of Ghost are kind of my favorite part of this show, especially when they get a reaction out of him. The one where he gets stuck on railroad tracks and then gets run over by the "Trump Train" really amuses me for some reason.

That one was great, but I really loved the Mr. Sandman parody Templeton Sanders sung.

Mr. Ghostler, give us the news,
Why did you murder those six million Jews?
We know you really like My Little Pony,
And that you've got a crush on Alex Jonesy!
Ghostler, you're so alone,
'Cuz girls don't want to date a smelly hambone!
Templeton shit on your shoes,
Mr. Ghostler murdered the Jews!

Another trolling method I'm enjoying is the EAS parodies. I don't know what cracks me up more: The "warnings" themselves, or Ghost's reaction to them.