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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 12:18:01 PM

Because there's ''totally'' not enough MS Paint Adventures-esque threads around here.

You are Cowboy-Man. Due to TERRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES, your mother accidentally named you with your horrible name. Since everybody assumes you to be a HERO, you have no choice but to go along with it.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Flareth Total nerd from In bed
Total nerd
Sep 10th 2011 at 12:27:54 PM

SLAP MOTHER for naming you such a terrible name.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:00:20 PM

>SLAP MOTHER for terrible name

You would love to SLAP your MOTHER, but despite her TERRIBLE NAMING CHOICE, she did raise you and give you the best 20 YEARS of your LIFE.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7
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Sep 10th 2011 at 1:34:26 PM

Apply for name change

thespacephantom despite dense weeds from on thin ice
despite dense weeds
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:35:11 PM

>Retrieve arms from magic chest

As he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:39:00 PM

>Attempt to eat your fingers.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Flareth Total nerd from In bed
Total nerd
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:40:44 PM

JUMP out nearest WINDOW.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:45:40 PM

>Apply for a NAME CHANGE

Oh how you would love to do that, but sadly, you live in a WORLD where one's NAME cannot be changed. Ever. No exception.

>Retrieve ARMS from MAGIC CHEST

You already have arms, numb nuts! Instead you retrieve the GUN from your DRAWER.

>Attempt to EAT your FINGERS

You tried that once, they didn't taste too good. Just look at what used to be your left pinky.

>JUMP out nearest WINDOW

You find the idea entertaining, but your DUMBASS INTERN locked you in your OFFICE! All you have to jump out of is a VENTILATION SHAFT.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Flareth Total nerd from In bed
Total nerd
Sep 10th 2011 at 1:59:05 PM

>JUMP out of VENTILATION SHAFT

Braincogs I/3 < U Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
I/3 < U
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:08:14 PM

>Cowboy-Man: Contemplate the VENTILATION SHAFT.

"...If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." - Article of Faith 13
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:09:36 PM

>JUMP out of VENTILATION SHAFT

Don't be ridiculous. That would require you to be in the shaft. You cannot go in as it is on the CEILING.

>Cowboy-Man: Contemplate the VENTILATION SHAFT

You gaze at the VENTILATION SHAFT and think heavily on how you could get up there.

Now how will you escape your office?

edited 10th Sep '11 2:11:05 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:11:42 PM

>LOOK for a KEY.

edited 10th Sep '11 2:12:02 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:12:32 PM

>Attempt to PICK LOCK on the DOOR.

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:14:31 PM

>Just open the door.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:18:36 PM

>LOOK for a KEY

You wander around the room in search of a KEY, sadly, all there was in your office was your GUN which you previously picked up and then set down, a PHONE with no connection, and a PICTURE of your dear old dad who shares your SENTIMENTS of your TERRIBLE NAME.

>Attempt to PICK LOCK on DOOR

You try, but sadly, the lock isn't the kind where you can unlock with FREAKISHLY LONG FINGERNAILS. Honestly, who's dumbass idea was it to build the door with the lock on the INSIDE?

>Just open the door

To no avail, all you succeed in doing is shaking the doorknob.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:21:18 PM

>Pick up GUN

>SHOOT at the DOOR

blackadder98 ///////////
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:21:36 PM

> Be Cowboy-Woman.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:21:40 PM

> GRAB a GUN and SHOOT the LOCK.

War is God.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:25:09 PM

>Pick up GUN

>SHOOT at DOOR

What gun? You're sure there has never been a gun there before. Instead you pick up the KEY to your SAFE located at HOME.

>Be Cowboy-Woman

You do not have GENDER-FLIPPING powers to do that! In fact, you don't have powers at all. You're just an ordinary COWBOY people mistake as a HERO.

>GRAB a GUN and SHOOT the LOCK

You wield the key like an expert. If there's one thing you know how to do, it's use a key with deadly force. Sadly, the key cannot unlock the door.

edited 25th Sep '11 10:48:58 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 ///////////
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:27:07 PM

> Notice threatening METEOR.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:29:38 PM

>Notice threatening METEOR

You can't notice a threatening meteor, you have no way to view the outside world! You're sure that threatening meteors only happen in LONG WEBCOMICS that deal with a REALITY-WARPING GAME.

Try checking inventory

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:31:49 PM

>CHECK INVENTORY

War is God.
blackadder98 ///////////
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:42:59 PM

> Take out LASSO

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick]
same old me
Sep 10th 2011 at 2:50:28 PM

>CHECK INVENTORY

As you are behind on the times, you can only carry five things in your inventory as well as one additional item in your hat. Most people moved on to this fancy sylladex thing.

In your inventory is the KEY, a LASSO ROPE, your RING OF KEYS which include your HOUSE KEYS, CAR KEYS, AND BACK DOOR KEYS, and a BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE. In your COWBOY HAT is three wrapped STARBURSTS.

>Take out LASSO

Now what?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7
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Sep 10th 2011 at 2:51:47 PM

>HANG YOURSELF with LASSO.


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