X6 "Is it supposed to be stupid?"
"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"
X2 "Mom says it's my turn on the Xbox."
This stars-and stripes patterned spheroid; adorned with sunglasses, represents the Unites States of America. He is obsessed with trash tv, junk food, and being smug towards nearly everyone else because of his acheivements, as he's a distillation of the Eagle Land trope into physical form. Occasionally, he spaces out and wallows in guilt over inventing the atomic bomb. He occasionally hangs out with a similar spheroid (this one red-and-white and emblazoned with a maple leaf to represent the National Stereotypes of Canada) whom he regards as his brother and best friend.
Edited by dvorak on Aug 16th 2022 at 10:54:32 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!And now, I shall read you all an excerpt from one of Timothy L. Buckingham's famous bestsellers: Jurisdiction, Surrogate and Expunge.
The relative serenity of the hospital lobby was suddenly interrupted by a loud crash coming from the front doors. A young man rushed through, clearly looking distressed. Frantically he asked the receptionist for directions to the room where his significant other was stationed. He thanked her and made his way down the hall. A quick word with the doctor confirmed his worst fears: miscarriage. As he stepped into the room he noticed his partner laying on the bed, clutching her stomach and crying her eyes out. He could not help but weap as well. Weap for the life they had lost before they even gained it.
Bingo
Edited by kirbman on Aug 28th 2022 at 10:07:22 AM
Are you under the mistaken assumption that the visage you see before you belongs to a person who readily offers penitence?
Heh...that one was a gimme, but you got it.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Sep 1st 2022 at 5:12:00 AM
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."

"Are you familiar and capable of communicating in the Japanese–Ryukyuan dialect?!"
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!