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I will meet with you later, homosapien.
Understood, individual born in the generational population spike following World War II.
This was a particularly bruh moment.
I shall consume a flat bread with toppings from Italy.
[touch tone telephone dialing sounds are heard]
Greetings, I request via this telephony device a flat bread with toppings from Italy.
What is your reasoning?
"Because you are former American football coach and sports commentator John Madden!"
Based off of this note aeiou
"Greetings, Michael. I come to you with fortuitous tidings; I have managed to procure the document case containing all information on one Miss Eleanor Shellstrop."
(exasperated exhalation) "Might the item you have procured, in truth, be a potted spiny succulent...?"
"I am unable to grasp your meaning."
"The item I have requested is the document case containing information on Miss Eleanor Shellstrop. Might this be the item you have procured, or is it, as it has been multiple times this very day, a potted spiny succulent."
"The item I have procured is the document case you requested."
"Are you positive about this fact? The item you have on your person is the document case, not a spiny succulent?"
"The item I have on my person is the document case containing information on Miss Eleanor Shellstrop. It is not, nor could it be, a potted spiny succulent."
"Magnificent! If you would be so kind as to deliver unto me the document case."
(Janet delivers unto Michael a potted spiny succulent)
"... You have my gratitude, Janet."
"I am glad to be of service."
"Let it be known far and wide, across the entirety of this afterlife: The indignity of a cold-blooded homicide has been inflicted upon my person."
Person identified as a male inhabiting a land of water infested with aquatic creatures, grab me by the end of my arm, take me to your destination of origin or where you live in, that you know directions of.
Edited by Seaners on Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:30:51 PM
"What exact circumstances have prevented you from meeting an untimely end?"
"I possess absolutely no certainty!"
TONGUES OF FIRE, ACTIVATE!
What exactly were the specifics of the vibrating emissions of air affected due to the various expansions and contractions of the fleshy muscles of your respective vocal cords and that of which have just emerged from your larynx and trachea to thusly create an offending frequency at this very moment in time, you miniscule female canine? I would like to inform you, the speaking entity in question, that I successfully achieved the highest degree of training and so duly completed my course with the Navy Seals above all of the other homosapiens, and that I have been involved in an excess number of confidential coordinated attacks on the terrorist group known under the nomenclature Al-Qaeda, and that I have truthfully and reliably ended the ongoing existences of fifteen scores of organisms belonging to the opposing forces. I am extensively instructed in the slaying of large primal apes of the biological species Gorilla beringei, a humorous misspelling of the term used to refer to irreggular groups of rebel fighters, and I am the most excellent in skill of the entire US Armed Forces at eliminating a target by embedding metal casings into their vital areas from concealed locations, typically with the weapon known as a rifle. You are naught to me as but another one of the aforementioned targets. I will destroy you with such intensely precise accuracy, the very likes of which will have never graced the surface of this planet until this current fibre of spacetime has come to pass, be sure to contain my speech within the organ located in your cranial region for a prolonged period of time. Were you under the impression that you could escape completely scot-free after so insulting me virtually by inputting a series of letter formations as visible terms behind an online presence? Anaylse your thought process once more. During the time that has elapsed while we were conversing, I have been contacting my confidential network of informants across the landmass of the nomenclature the United States of America and the Internet Protocol address of your device on a TCP/IP route is being identified at this very second, therefore, it would be beneficial for you to ready yourself for the metaphorical series of chemical reactions contained within a mass of hydrogen vapour in the atmosphere, immature larvae of the Diptera species. The metaphorical series of chemical reactions contained within a mass of hydrogen vapour in the atmosphere that brings down the lowly diminutive figment you refer to as your existence. Your vital functions are on the brink of ceasing, child. I am able to make my appearance at any location, as well as at any point in space-time, and I can reverse your current state of being alive in over thirty-five scores of methods, utilising nothing but my flesh digits unique to primate species such as myself. Not only have I been excessively taught to utilise said digits in battle, but I have unrestrained access to the entirety of the United States Armed Forces and I will utilise its power to its full extent to erase your downtrodden rear end from the surface of the landmass, you insignificant pile of animal waste. If only you could have been prematurely informed of the consequences of your future actions, perhaps you would have had the ability to avoid this extreme disproportionate retribution by withholding your offensive remark, but you could not, you did not, and now you will experience these results, you imbecile damned to the deities. I will expel faeces composed of utter rage everywhere on your extremities and you will asphyxiate due to the sheer amount of it. Your vital organs will cease functioning, child.
Navy Seal copypasta
I am sorry to inform you, but you have unsuccessfully passed an inspection of your feelings.
"I must interject to remind you that despite my feminine appearance, my otherworldly nature means that I am not in fact female."
If that's what you say so, person born between 1946-1964.
Regardless, I commenced with opening indiscriminate fire.
I have but a single question: Do you wish to partake in a carbonated drink flavored after the berry of the subgenus Oxycoccus?
I have just one query, wanna Sprite Cranberry?
"What are you doing, are you f**king mad?!"
"Yes. Indeed, I am f**king mad."
The word I am referring to begins with the 19th letter of the English alphabet, and ends with the 20th letter if the English alphabet!
The word that I am referring to comes out of the buttocks of the Homo sapiens, including the Homo sapiens that is singing/writing this song/post and the Homo sapiens listening/reading this song/post!
I am currently possessing an understanding of the words that you are thinking that I am referring to, yet I am making a request and I would like you to know that the word I am referring to is not the word you think I'm referring to!
We shall start using science to know the word we're referring to, and we shall call the word that I am referring to "fecal matter"!
It starts with an S and it ends with a T! / It comes out of you and it comes out of me! / I know what you're thinking, but don't call it that! / Let's be scientific, and call it "scat"!
Hath any human individuals gone great distances as determined to deploy action to accomplish a feat unexpectedly yearn more akin to?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
At last, an adversary of skill and value equal to my own! Our climactic duel will be one that will live on for eons!
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
"Nix-ay on the stupid-ay..."
"I think you mean: Ix-nay on the upid-stay."
"What? Didn't I—?"
"Well then, maybe you should take a minute and ead-ray your ipt-scray."
Workplace chuckling intensifies.
That's not what this thread is for
Sentimental fondness for the American state of Alabama in the most ironic sense.
Sweet Home Alabama
You're supposed to take an existing meme and make it overly verbose
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 8th 2019 at 11:24:03 AM
Oops. I thought this was a thread for modifying any meme.
Uhh... give me a sec...
Goodness Gatsby, everyone!
Edited by BrightLight on Dec 9th 2019 at 6:22:17 AM
That one of your progenitors who possesses two X chromosomes in each of her somatic cells displays an attraction towards individuals with whom she shares the aforementioned quality.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on Dec 22nd 2019 at 7:10:00 PM
An adult male has plummeted into the large, natural stream of water located within Lego Urban Area! Launch the recently developed aircraft designed for salvaging purposes.
Expression of outrage!
Assemble the pieces of the aircraft! Prime and ready the lifeline. Allow the carrying bed to descend, and execute the salvage. The recently developed Extremity Troupe from Lego Urban Area.
I am known as The One.
The One who is physically near-weightless.
I am so legendary that I do not need the respect of mere scrubs who loiter and screw around on the streets.
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