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"Reveal to me what you are carrying."
"A cutting utensil!"
"Let me see what you have!" "A knife!" "NO!"
"Performing this daring stunt once more at the popular chain restaurant known for its production of the edible food pastry known as doughnuts."
"Back at it again at Krispy Kreme"
It is 100% recommended that you perform this action! And it is 0% recommended that you perform that action! And the reason for that is that the only people who are willing to do the latter are morally wrong My Hero Academia characters!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 7th 2019 at 4:16:14 AM
We have archieved perfect roundness with this fine especimen of owl (Rowlet).
In accordance to every fundamental scientific guideline and belief known to humanity at the present time and day, it is by all means quite impossible for the insect species of biological existence known as Apis mellifera to defy the means of gravity.
This is due to the undeniable fact that their natural appendages commonly used for aerodynamic lift should simply not be great enough in size to generate sufficient propulsive force in comparison to their drastically large and heavy bodies.
However, any particular member of the insect species Apis mellifera will continue to generate seemingly impossible aerodynamic lift, because the members of the insect species Apis mellifera do not act in accordance to what the species Homo sapiens believes to be unattemptable.
Bee Movie script but it's verbose
Monsieur Jeremiah is of an average height of 172.72 centimetres. The sire is one compact internet broadcaster.
Edited by 4WD on Feb 6th 2019 at 10:12:48 PM
Having sexual intercourse with your mother.
Doin' your mom
Edited by HyperReal on Feb 6th 2019 at 7:22:50 AM
"Rotate your craft around the x-axis in mid-flight!"
An unexplainable scientific phenomenon in which the subject senses that they are able to recollect a situation despite never having experienced it in their term of biological existence!
I, a subject of the aforementioned phenomenon, feel a particular familiarity with this current location on the implied surface of the earth determined by coordinates I am situated at as if I had visited it previously!
Accelerating further into the atmosphere upon the paved pathway created with the man-made material of cement and commonly used by the intelligent species Homo sapiens for purpose of travel and livelihood!
I simply perceive the notion that it is the correct occurrence in time for I to change my position in this plane of space rapidly in a sliding motion!
Deja vu, I've just been in this place before, higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go
"The ground of Patch Land has a peculiar texture to it. Why, it almost feels like...someone's trousers!"
Provider of the egg cell that created me driver of a large vehicle used for transporting materials, bretheren! This recent sensation was approximately the same level of physical pain as one would expect from a severed gluteus maximus on a long, pointed sliver of wood!
Mother trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Buttcheek! So that's what he's saying. I've seen that vine dozens of times and I still wasn't able to figure it out.
This construction of mine will certainly keep that bothersome lagomorph trapped beneath the surface of the earth. I find this highly amusing.
That'll hold 'em, alwight. Heheheheheheheh!
Heh. I decided to look back through this thrad, and found one that I added years ago:
There was once was a time in which a particularly repulsive marine arthropod existed. So horrible was its general appearance, it was the direct cause of absolute omnicide. Thus concludes this tale.
"You imbecile! You were only required to plant enough explosives to blast the doors open, not destroy the whole godforsaken vehicle!"
"I have an affinity for lower body attire that covers a diminished amount of the crural epidermis. They possess a comfortable texture and provide no difficulties in adorning my person with them."
Indeed it is!
Edited by Nyperold on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:06:24 AM
An unexpected development, harridan! I suppose you had been under the impression that you'd not lay eyes on me again.
That is quite awfully unfortunate. Thus it is now the proper time for the appearance of myself, the man infamously known as Waluigi!
No points for guessing this one
...is that "I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear"
"I wish to greet you of this day that commemorates your anniversary of biological existence on this singular planet of the solar system that supports said existence known as Earth and is commonly celebrated among its inhabitants of the species Homo sapiens, young specimen whose identity is referred to by the common name of the order of avian animals called Corvus."
"I do not possess the knowledge necessary to propel my limbs in coordination in order to stay buoyant on the surface of the common liquid matter composed of hydrogen and oxygen in a process known as locomotion."
"Happy birthday, Raven!" "I can't swim."
and that's "i can haz cheezburger", man lolcat memes feel centuries old today
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:23:09 PM
Felis catus: Am I permitted to acquire that instance of alimentation, the core of which consists of the meat of Bos taurus and a slice that either is or approximates the result of casein coagulation?
(Occupy the position of identifying as the masculine gender or possessing masculine anatomy!)
You are required to possess the approximate speed of a large narrow flowing expanse of water !
In addition to the exact amount of F = m dv/dt possessed by a hurricane of a large and impressive size!
In addition to the exact amount of raw muscular prowess possessed by an agitated inferno
As enigmatic as the unexplored and permanently shadowy half of the Earth's natural satellite!
That which you see before you is hardly extravagant, but it is nonetheless a truthful and non-deceptive occupation.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
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