Classy up a meme

Who is responsible for this calamity?

Constucted of victory.

I am uncertain as to the means by which these events transpired; thus, one can only conclude that the reasonable explanation involves beings of an extraterrestrial nature.

edited 13th Sep '11 10:30:15 PM by MsieurLapin

The quantity of power that is directly proportional to that good sire's person is greater than nine thousand!

The orbs have gone into themselves.

From thine trasparent barriers, to thine boundaries (to thine boundaries) The epidermal secretions descend off of my genetalia.

Oh my, it would appear my finger has been attacked by Charlie. My finger is painful, Charlie.

My dear children, it is no secret that to be embraced by one whose company you enjoy is a most satisfying, fulfilling experience. However, it bears mentioning that the event that any person should attempt to forcefully invade your personal space beyond a degree that you deem appropriate is unacceptable. If you do not desire physical contact of any kind with a particular person, then you are rightfully entitled to deny any attempts on their part to enforce it. "What, then, should my course of action in such a scenario be?" I hear you ask. Should you find yourself in such a predicament, the very first thing you ought to attempt is to firmly and clearly vocalise your objection to the violation in question. Following this, it is strongly advised that you take evasive action and make haste in retreating, before any real damage can be done. Furthermore, in the interest of your protection and that of others, it is imperative that any such occurrences be reported to the authorities.

edited 9th Nov '11 6:24:35 AM by TheHeroHartmut

^ That made my day. :3

Within the immediate future, I plan to perform a feat either involving or based in some capacity upon a well-known global communications network.

edited 16th Sep '11 1:46:09 PM by MsieurLapin

Salutations, women. Cast your gaze upon your spouse, now return it to me. Now return it to your spouse, now return it to me. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that he is not my person. However, if he ceased applying personal hygiene products designed for women and instead used Elder Herbs, he could give off my aroma. Cast your gaze to the floor, now heavenwards again. What is your current position? You’re standing upon an ocean liner with the gentleman your gentleman could attain the aroma of. What are you carrying in your hand? Return to me. It is now in my hands. It is a sea-dwelling clamshell with two slips of access to an activity you heartily enjoy. Cast your gaze upon it once more. The slips of access are now highly valuable jewels. There is no limit to the possibilities open to you when your gentleman has the aroma of Elder Herbs and not a woman. I am positioned upon an equine.

-Pant, pant- I'm gonna go lie down now...

Curse you! I wanted to do that, but had no idea how to approach it! I don't have anything, but you sir just earned an

THE ENEMY YOU ARE ATTACKING WILL BE DESTROYED WITH A FEW MORE VOLLEYS FROM YOUR WEAPON, desu!

All your operational command centres have been gained by my group, and are now in our possession.

By no means has thou at any temporal moment requested for the indicated.

edited 16th Sep '11 6:37:09 PM by SeanMurrayI

Similar to that of the official person in charge of the business.

LIKE A BOSS.

greetings, sire! I have been informed that thou dost perfer horseless carriages. Knowing this, I have positioned a horseless carriage within your horseless carriage so thou can maneuver wilst thou maneuver

My actions are not dissimilar to that of the head of the corporations.

Riveting tale, chap.

I no longer wish to continue procuring a home on this large spherical rock any longer.

How in definition a sure lost. The figure was a figure of virtue: what a fate of the most filthy to suffer from.

But if your father is deceased, then with whom was I speaking on that blasted telephone?!

UPON WHICH A BIOLOGICALLY UNACCOMPANIED HUMAN SKELETAL STRUCTURE SPRUNG UPON US!!!

She is Definitely Without a Doubt the Highly Majestic Murderous UN Owen

remain calm, comrade. equip thine "frigid expression."

altercation, law enforcement personnel?

thou art jelly?

edited 17th Sep '11 6:36:07 PM by Bagelzz

Hello my dear compatriots. My name is that of Daisy.