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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
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#726: Oct 13th 2011 at 4:18:22 AM

"I believe he said something about a helicopter," Kyla interjected helpfully.

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#727: Oct 13th 2011 at 5:51:59 AM

"Nya that's right," Tammy says as she does a Palm-Fist Tap. "Master Dan mentioned a helicopter when I was here with him earlier nya. He asked if any of us had any copter piloting training nya."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#728: Oct 13th 2011 at 7:38:58 AM

"Why on earth would he expect maids to have helicopter pilot training?" Hitsugi wondered aloud, smiling innocently as she reached down and nearly tipped over her can of tea. "Ah!" Holding her sandwich in her teeth, Hitugi fumbled for the spinning, sloshing can, getting it under control only a moment before it would have fallen off of the desk.

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#729: Oct 13th 2011 at 4:29:35 PM

"Ya know Hitsugi if you keep questioning these things you're probably going to have a nervous break down eventually, it's probably best we all try to go with the flow. And given everything else that's happening would one of us being a trained pilot really be that big a stretch?"

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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
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#730: Oct 13th 2011 at 4:34:00 PM

"Yeah, you need to loosen up. Besides, it's not like our lives are exactly mundane even without all this spy business going on."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#731: Oct 13th 2011 at 9:33:05 PM

"That our jobs are already more hazardous than they should be is no reason to forgive the Master for taking rediculous risks with our safety," Hitsugi countered sourly, sipping out the tea that had sloshed onto the rim of her can. "Do you realize that the medical plan provided by the household staffing agency doesn't cover any of the hazards that we have encountered in the last eighteen hours? If any of us do get hurt, there will be hell to pay in the form of both lawyers and hospital bills."

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#732: Oct 13th 2011 at 9:47:36 PM

Dan spots His Supreme Daftiness in his flying machine and climbs into the helicopter, preparing to take off, Dan's own helicopter fully armed with modern weapons.

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#733: Oct 13th 2011 at 11:52:54 PM

Hui Jong left the office in such a hurry that she didn't bother asking where the Master might have gone. She'd heard the word 'helicopter'. Spyhold Manor was so big that there could be a helicopter landing pad anywhere and that wasn't good for someone who was brand new to the place. All the same she really didn't want anything to do with the chainsaw maid, and this was a chance to stand out from the others in the Master's eyes. So instead of asking for directions she just went with her gut feeling and scurried along with her bazooka in tow.

Hui Jong's luck 3 X roll of 3 = 9 to stumble across the helicopter

Her path took her straight through Dan's bedroom and up to where the Master just happened to be seated in a helicopter. Grinning in triumph, she hefted the bazooka on her shoulder and ran over to the aircraft. Now she'd help fend off whoever was trying to interrupt the important business of Spyhold Manor; her important business more so.

"Sir, I'd like to lend my artillery skills to your defense of the Manor," she offered, giving a little curtsey out of ettiquette.

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#734: Oct 14th 2011 at 4:54:56 AM

Dan nods, smiling. "Good for you! Get in!" he says. 1d6 favor for Hui. "I knew if this was a serious attack, Dark-and-ego-y would be here in his plane."

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#735: Oct 14th 2011 at 8:49:17 AM

"His.. plane?" Hui Jong asked curiously as she climbed into the helicopter, taking extra time as she negotiated her bazooka's passage through the doorway. She was concerned about taking on an airplane with just a helicopter, but did her best to seem confident. With an arrogant smirk she continued, "Good thing we've got anti-air bread ready and stale then."

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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
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#736: Oct 14th 2011 at 9:56:57 AM

"Maybe," Kyla said. "But we'll deal with that when it comes up." She heard the helicopter starting up outside. "Right now, we've got stuff to do."

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#737: Oct 14th 2011 at 10:29:10 AM

Dan takes off, pointing at the biplane. "There he is... Think you can hit him?"

Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#738: Oct 14th 2011 at 10:35:52 AM

From the sound of her placing her hands on her hips and firming her stance Hitsugi seemed ready to argue for a few more rounds, but finally the blonde maid heaved a put-upon sign. "I suppose we should at least see what the master is going on about now," she conceded.

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#739: Oct 14th 2011 at 11:46:39 AM

Miss Jailbait, in the Rear Hallway, with the Mysterious Vibrating Egg

After entering the manor via a high window that was normally left unlocked, Gemma looked around to make sure that she was alone and let Berenice in through the back door. "Where should we start?" she asked quietly. "Most of the personal rooms are upstairs, but there's a library and office on the first floor and cellar access through the kitchen."

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#740: Oct 14th 2011 at 11:52:24 AM

"We'll check out the library before moving to the personal quarters - we should try to stay on the stealthier side of things." Berenice decided - damn this manor was nice!

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#741: Oct 14th 2011 at 5:22:33 PM

"Don't worry sir, I'm an expert shot with my baby here," Hui Jong answered Dan, grinning predatorially once more as she somehow muscled her bazooka into position. With the tube hanging out the window, she tried her best to line it up with the biplane. That was all the arch-enemy of Dan could muster? This was going to be easier than she thought! Squinting to make sure she had the weapon aimed at the engine block, she fired even as she shouted, "Missile away!"

roll for Hui Jong: 5 x athletics= 5 x 3 = 15. Roll: http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3222437/

This time a petrified loaf of garlic bread hurtled towards its target.

edited 14th Oct '11 5:22:56 PM by Bombadillo

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#742: Oct 14th 2011 at 5:36:54 PM

"Well good we're all in agreement about that." says Junko. "So anyone got any ideas about what should be done?"

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#743: Oct 14th 2011 at 6:09:24 PM

"Whatever the plan is, nya I don't think anyone should go solo," Tammy says. "I suggest we pair up. Nya one of you can team up with me and the other two can team up. Okay nya?"

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#744: Oct 14th 2011 at 6:23:24 PM

"I agree," Hitsugi chimed in, nodding to Tammy with a grim snarl*

. As she took a look around the room, however, she seemed slightly torn. Who needs the most looking after? her eyes seemed to say - or perhaps they were saying, Who would look best with her face ripped off? It was difficult to tell.

"I shall accompany Junko, I think," Hitsugi decided after another long sigh. Peering at the elf-eared maid, then at the others, she added, "but before we go off half-cocked, does no-one know what agitated the master so much that he decided to rush up and get the helicopter?"

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#745: Oct 14th 2011 at 6:27:13 PM

His Supreme Darkness sees the roll and tried to evade... 1d6 * 2 (since this is directly against a maid) = 2. Unfortunately, the old biplane isn't maneuverable enough and he gets hit. "You fiends! How dare you fire upon my craft! You almost hit Snoopy!"

He opens fire 1d6*4 (against Dan)= 20 and Dan dodges 1d6 * 5 (athletics) = 25 away from the stream of bullets. "How fast can you reload?" Dan asks.

HSD (His Supreme Darkness) takes (15/2) + (25/4) stress, for a total of 13. 2 more stress and he's going to run away.

edited 14th Oct '11 6:32:15 PM by Nodrog

Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#746: Oct 14th 2011 at 6:28:46 PM

"I think he heard an earth shattering kaboom, but I could be wrong." says Junko, "Maybe he's expecting an air attack."

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#747: Oct 14th 2011 at 7:11:55 PM

"Nya that's what I heard too. Right outside the front door nya," Tammy says. "But when I opened the door, nya I saw Hitsugi standing over an unconscious mook in the front yard."

Tammy turns to face Hitsugi. "Any idea what caused that nya?"

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#748: Oct 14th 2011 at 7:28:57 PM

Hitsugi

Hitsugi reddened slightly at the mention of, 'an earth-shattering kaboom!' "I- I see, well... that is certainly cause for alarm," Hitsugi agreed, not answering Tammy's request for clarification. Adjusting her glasses, the blonde maid looked down to where her fingers were fidgeting with her half-empty can of tea. "We had better go and see if the Master needs any assistance," she concluded, inclining her head toward the door even as she started to move.

Gemma

"Right! That's this way, then." Gemma gestured down the hallway for Bernice and Karina to follow. "We'll go the long way to avoid anyone gawking out the front windows." In case i'm wrong, and there isn't a hallway that runs down the back of the mansion, it would be good to know the general layout of the building.

Suika's Angels

Seeing His Supreme Darkness in distress, Honeybun stopped the music for a moment to shout, "Defend the lord! Drunken Bastard Attack Formation!"

Honeybun and the two outermost rocket mooks immediately peeled off to help get the biplane under control. Meanwhile, the remaining two mooks charged straight toward Dan's helicopter, seemingly on a collision course before dipping right before impact to grab the struts. Rotating rapidly, they tried to put the craft into a terminal spin. the two mooks roll 6*3+3*3=27 against Dan, to try and cause the helicopter to go out of control for a few moments.

edited 14th Oct '11 7:30:27 PM by Alhazred23

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#749: Oct 14th 2011 at 7:51:18 PM

"Good idea, after you." says Junko.

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#750: Oct 14th 2011 at 8:04:18 PM

Tammy is disappointed that she didn't get an answer to her question, but right now Dan's safety overrides such details so she doesn't make a big deal of it.

"Okay, Kyla. Nya ready to go?" Tammy opens the office door.

edited 15th Oct '11 5:16:33 AM by 1jimbo10

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