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StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#701: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:15:34 PM

Fluffykins wondered that that crazy maid was doing, but didn't notice her until a frock-like thing came flying over. His first instinct was to do a martial arts roll to get away.

skill: 3*3 = 9

Unfortunately... that failed.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#702: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:31:06 PM

As the mook went down from a ragged slash that had split his belt and opened the front of his shirt, Hitsugi suddenly realized that she was trying to shank a man on a public*

street! Putting the knife away quickly, she lifted the hem of her kimono to aim an uncoordinated kick at his backside. 1D6*Athletics=2*3=6

edited 10th Oct '11 6:31:47 PM by Alhazred23

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StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#703: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:42:09 PM

The maid appeared to have second thoughts so he tried another roll to escape. athletics 3*3=9

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#704: Oct 10th 2011 at 6:58:12 PM

Hitsugi takes three more stress.
Blasted dress! Normally, Hitsugi was grudgingly grateful that Dan allowed her to wear a uniform that suited her better than those frilly French things, but a woman's formal kimono sadly wasn't ideal for kicking in; perhaps she should ask if she could wear hakama as well? If only we weren't so public... Ah! The smoke grenades! If she had a smoke screen then nobody would notice if she stabbed the mook and dragged him back inside!

Reaching into the pocket of her apron, Hitsugi grabbed out one of the small cylinders and pulled the pin, tossing the weapon in front of the fleeing mook. Hitsugi rolls 1D6*Luck=1*3=3 to grab the correct type of grenade, as she's carrying both smoke grenades and concussion grenades. She then rolls 1D6*Athletics=5*3=15 to toss the grenade in front of the mook... Yeah, that didn't work out quite as planned.

edited 10th Oct '11 6:58:47 PM by Alhazred23

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#705: Oct 10th 2011 at 7:23:14 PM

Olivia, after a looooooooooooooong and very thorough cleaning session, decided that maybe checking up on what's going on downstairs couldn't hurt.

So, she went.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#706: Oct 10th 2011 at 10:11:56 PM

As Tammy follows Olivia down the stairs, she notices a slight lemony scent. She lifts her purple blouse collar slightly with her right thumb and takes a sniff. That better not be bleach. This is my favorite color of uniform.

Not making too big a deal of that, Tammy decides to continue her current assignment. "If it's okay nya," she asks Olivia, "Could you check the office to see if Master Dan is all right? Nya I need to see if I can find Hitsugi and Hui Jong." With that, Tammy heads toward the foyer in front.

edited 11th Oct '11 8:25:12 PM by 1jimbo10

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#707: Oct 11th 2011 at 5:18:50 AM

"Roger that!" Olivia replied, as the two maids parted company. "Guess it's been a while since I checked up on Dan and, well, I am a maid, after all..."

As she drew closer to the first place she'd look for Dan, his office, she heard voices. Quite a few of them, in fact.

And it sounded like something interesting was going on.

Wanting to make an impression, she revved up her chainsaws for effect, while keeping them concealed. Then, as she opened the door, she snapped to attention, saluting.

"Olivia Browning reporting for duty, sir!"

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Bombadillo Like a BOSS from NY Combat Revue Since: Sep, 2011
Like a BOSS
#708: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:31:49 AM

Hui Jong grudgingly smirked as Dan revealed Mr. Thingy to be no more of a torture device than a wiffle bat. She had been very confused about his rant regarding tube socks and even been seriously questioning his sanity for a moment. His gambit was actually fairly clever, so Hui Jong gave the man some credit. Now that the mook had agreed to talk, Hui Jong wondered if Dan planned to handle the questioning or if she should do so. The regal maid was about to ask for permission to do so when that cyborg with chainsaw arms returned. Instantly Hui Jong began to back away towards the wall, hoping Olivia would enter far enough for herself to escape out the door. Being in the same room as Olivia didn't seem like such a good idea right now.

"Sir, now that the prisoner has been broken, I believe I'd be of the most use assisting in clean up operations," she suggested, glancing over at the potential chainsaw death Olivia represented.

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#709: Oct 11th 2011 at 3:16:28 PM

1d6(5) x Luck(2) = 10 [1]. Just as Tammy enters the foyer, she sees a flash through the front windows barely before a mild booming noise rings in. It startles her for a second, but then thinks aloud "The forecast didn't call for storms today nya, so what was that?"

Tammy opens the front door to notice Hitsugi standing in the yard but appearing to be a little disoriented, not what the catgirl is used to seeing from her. "Hitsugi nya!" she shouts as she heads toward the Japanese maid. "Are you okay?" Then she spots the mook lying on the ground. "Nya, we had another one?"

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#710: Oct 11th 2011 at 4:00:45 PM

Hitsugi only barely heard Tammy over the ringing in her ears. "I- gah- y-yes," she managed, shaking her head to clear it.

"I was in the kitchen, when-" she started to explain, before grimmacing and grabbing Fluffykins by his still-smoking pant leg to drag him back through the mansion gate, away from the inquisitive eyes of neighbors and passerbys.

Unfortunately, moving the mook wouldn't get rid of the new divot in the front drive left by the grenade. Well, that was incredibly stupid of me. I will need to label the others so that doesn't happen in the house.

Reaching into her sleeve for some more plastic ties, Hitsugi noticed that she was nearly out. She made a mental note to go back to the office for more, then bound the mook hand and foot and loaded him onto the front of the lawn mower so that they wouldn't have to carry him all the way back to the house.

"Has the Master finished interrogating the others yet?" she asked Tammy, putting the mower in gear and easing it around.

edited 11th Oct '11 6:12:44 PM by Alhazred23

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#711: Oct 11th 2011 at 4:46:23 PM

"I think I'll go with Hui if it's alright." says Junko who seems to be trying to position herself between Hui and Olivia.

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#712: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:03:57 PM

"Nya I don't know." Tammy says with a quiet sigh of relief. That means Master Dan got the one he was engaging. "I can check nya."

As Hitsugi loads the mook onto the riding mower, Tammy suggests, "If you don't need any more help with our 'guest' nya, I'm going to head back in the way I came. Nya with what's been going on, we can't let it be any easier by leaving doors unlocked nya."

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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
Blade of Embrace
#713: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:19:10 PM

"Did you guys hear that?" Kyla asked, in response to the explosion that had sounded outside.

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#714: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:25:12 PM

"Indeed," Hitsugi agreed with a nod. Casting a glance back at the front drive, she added, "I should be able to secure this one in the garage by myself. I will also close the gate. I don't believe we are expecting any more visitors today, after all."

After Tammy had departed, Hitsugi pulled the lawn mower back into the garage and went to the panel that controlled both the garage door and the electric front gate, closing both. After spending a few moments giving Cas a bit of attention she pulled the yard waste bin over to the mower and frisked the mook before dumping him inside.

The bin wasn't quite empty but after being blown up with a grenade and captured by the enemy Hitsugi doubted grass stains would be his greatest concern when (if?) he woke up. Now then, how to secure the bin...

1D6*Luck=4*3=12 to find another lock or something else to secure the bin in the garage.

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#715: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:05:34 PM

"Nya all right then, I'll see you back inside," Tammy says as she and Hitsugi part ways.

Getting back inside the front door, a word Hitsugi said earlier comes back to Tammy. Wait. "Others?" Plural!? A new wave of anxiety comes over her as she locks the door and starts toward the office.

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#716: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:52:15 PM

Hitsugi finds a small collection of various sized padlocks, ropes, and chains.

  • * *
Dan, hearing the explosion, abandons the interogation and heads upstairs to his room. A few minutes later he is in the helicopter storage area above the garage, prepping the helicopter for launch.

((Whirly-Bird has room for a passenger, if any maid wants to fly shotgun)).

Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#717: Oct 12th 2011 at 5:11:36 PM

"Whoops never mind that looks like things are getting hairy again."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#718: Oct 12th 2011 at 5:32:38 PM

After locking the mook in the lawn waste bin, Hitsugi returned to the kitchen to look for the address book. They probably wouldn't be able to fix the damage to the lawn or the front drive on their own, so the grounds maintenance contractor would need to be called.

Perhaps I should stay away from guns and explosives, she though, blushing in embarrassment. Not half an hour ago she'd been telling Hui Jong not to damage the mansion and now look what she'd done!

Before Hitsugi could locate the address book her stomach alerted her to the fact that she herself hadn't eaten lunch yet. I wonder if there are any sandwiches left... Abandoning her search of the kitchen, the blonde maid headed for the office.

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#719: Oct 12th 2011 at 7:25:33 PM

Dan had left the office a bit of a mess, including leaving the prisoners and the half-drunk bottle of root beer.

Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#720: Oct 12th 2011 at 7:44:30 PM

"So....not sure whay we're supposed to be doing at the moment." says Junko. "Boss kinda left in a hurry."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#721: Oct 12th 2011 at 7:53:43 PM

Looking from the mook tied to the chair to the mook lying on the ground, Hitsugi sighed and shook her head. "If the Master is finished with these men, then we had best secure them in the garage," she suggested, moving to the desk and selecting one the mostly untouched sandwiches and a can of tea. "After that, I expect there are chores to be done. Did the Master say where he was going?" Hitsugi asked, glaring daggers*

at Junko.

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#722: Oct 12th 2011 at 8:07:47 PM

"Not really he just ran upstairs." says Junko shrugging

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1jimbo10 Since: Sep, 2011
#723: Oct 12th 2011 at 8:18:26 PM

As Tammy enters the office, she sees the other maids gathered around and a couple of mooks bound in the middle of the room.

"Nya everything okay?" Tammy asks, then notices a few sandwiches remaining on a plate. That must be our lunch, she thinks as she grabs one and quickly takes a bite. Would've preferred tuna salad, but it's good and I haven't eaten yet today so who cares?

Noticing the mooks, Tammy glares at them. "So you're the ones who ruined my meeting with Master Dan nya. Remind me to kill you later."

Hearing about Dan's whereabouts, she asks "Nya by himself? Think he'll be okay, with what's been happening lately nya?"

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#724: Oct 12th 2011 at 8:47:01 PM

"Eh I'd like to say if he thought he'd need us he'd have asked us to come along but it can't hurt to air on the side of caution."

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Bombadillo Like a BOSS from NY Combat Revue Since: Sep, 2011
Like a BOSS
#725: Oct 13th 2011 at 12:40:45 AM

Dan had gone off by himself, probably to do something rather dangerous and/or foolish in response to the most recent events. Never to miss an opportunity to display her talents, Hui Jong decided that this was an excellent time to get further in the master's good graces. And also to flee from the cyborg maid who might well still have it out for her. She did appreciate Junko's rescue of her from Olivia, or attempt to. It was much the same as a king might feel towards a knight who stepped between his liege and impending death.

"I'll go see whether the master needs any further assistance," she announced, and then promptly headed out of the office and in the same direction that Dan had run. However, she hadn't been up this way before, so that might well pose a problem..

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