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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#351: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:42:59 PM

"It appears we have most certainly gotten off on the wrong footing," Olivia began icily, changing the subject. "I merely moved to contain a potential threat. I pray thou shan't hold my natural instinct against me?"

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#352: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:48:31 PM

"Hmmm? Eh I don't hold grudges that often, I'll probably have forgotten the whole thing by tomorrow."

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#353: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:50:07 PM

"And it's not as though I enjoy mine patterns of speech," Olivia muttered to herself. "I would much enjoyeth observing thee as thou undergoes restorative brain surgery..."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#354: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:53:53 PM

Dan is upstairs, waiting to be told when lunch is ready. The telephone begins to ring.

Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#355: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:54:45 PM

"Yeah whoever arranged for that really gave ya the short end of the stick, assuming it wasn't an unfortunate accident, those kinda things happen. And trust me you ain't the only one that would like to see that. Didn't take so well last time though."

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#356: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:57:15 PM

Olivia bit her lip, carefully considering her options. Sure, she could probably use a pretty face and a sweet voice to unite the other two maids against this idiot, but...

"Dost thou normally make merriment as thy liege starves for lack of a meal?"

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
Blade of Embrace
#358: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:05:20 PM

"I'll get that," Kyla says, going to pick up the phone. "Meanwhile, could one of you finish making lunch?"

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#359: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:11:52 PM

"Well he told me to stay here and watch the mook in the trunk, I was figuring he had someone else on meal detail. And could someone check just how long I have to keep up with that? I'm getting a little peckish." says Junko with a shrug.

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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
Blade of Embrace
#360: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:30:08 PM

"Maybe you could take care of it, Hitsugi," Kyla said, and she picked up the phone. "Hello, Spyhold Manor."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#361: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:37:49 PM

"I will finish preparing the Master's meal and then ask him what his plans are for Junko when I deliver it," Hitsugi volunteered. "Olivia, if you would like to come with me I can show you the layout of the kitchen? After that one of us will show you around the mansion," she suggested, trying to forestall any further conflict. "The young lady with red hair was Kyla, by the way. I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to introduce you properly."

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#362: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:41:30 PM

"Okay guys, I'll hold the fort here." says Junko. "Nice meeting ya Olivia."

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Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#363: Sep 20th 2011 at 6:43:41 PM

On the other end of the line, Kyla can hear a man's voice. "Hello, this is his Supre... I mean, um, Supreme Security Systems. There was an alert yesterday about an intruder. Was an intruder captured there last night?"

Cunning roll 1D6 * 4 = 4 . http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3191383/ If Kyla rolls less then 4, she believes the man on the phone

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#364: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:19:20 PM

"COMMAND UNDERSTOOD, FOLLOWING COMRADE TO KITCHEN," Olivia declared, once again in... ALL CAPS.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#365: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:33:43 PM

Leading the way, Hitsugi paused occasionally to show Olivia the location of various things in the kitchen then circled around the island to the mostly complete grilled cheese, ham and tomato sandwich that Kyla had left behind; the only thing remaining was to put it in the heated sandwich press and make the salad while it grilled. "Do you like to cook, Olivia?" Higsugi asked as she opened the refrigerator to look for some more exciting ingredients; really, she should have known better than to ask Kyla to cook, though it really wasn't the vampire's fault that she lacked imagination in the kitchen.

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#366: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:12:49 PM

"Me?" Olivia asked, staring at the walls of the kitchen, her eyes flashing with recognition. "Oh, I couldn'st possibly begin to expound upon my utter love of the culinary arts. Thine kitchen should, most likely, prove suitable for mine needs, as I haveth assumed that thy pantry is stocked with the necessary provisions. Tis a joy, cooking."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#367: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:34:13 PM

"Would you like to prepare something for the Master, then?" Hitsugi suggested, gesturing toward the open refrigerator with an expression like a charnel house attendant displaying her 'wares.' "I had thought to make a spring salad to go with the sandwich Kyla made, but if you would like to make something else I'm sure the Master would be pleased - and Junko would probably take the sandwich."

edited 20th Sep '11 8:39:47 PM by Alhazred23

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#368: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:44:24 PM

"Nae, a spring salad sounds most delightful for our liege. I shalt contribute with a most appropriate dish of mashed potatoes."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#369: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:58:03 PM

"That sounds... excellent..." Hitsugi observed, backing away warily as Olivia began to do unspeakable things to full bag of unpeeled potatoes. "I shall just... work over here, then." Too distracted by Olivia's avant-garde cooking style to try anything fancy herself, Hitsugi plated her salad just in time to place the cooked and sliced sandwich beside it. Miraculously, the potatoes seemed to be done as well, somehow.

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#370: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:01:39 PM

"...pray tell, why dost thou recoil at my slicing of the potatoes? Am I not merely using to make this in the nu-"

She stopped for a moment, and realized what she was saying.

"Cor blimey, me bloody implant's gone batty again. Given me some other twisted up dialect, I reckon it has. It'll only be another bleedin' day before I'm speakin' like a damned Scot."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#371: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:12:00 PM

"Um... Perhaps Junko can help you with that? When she isn't detonating sections of the mansion she really is quite handy with machines," Hitsugi observed halfheartedly. Perhaps if Junko did a good job, it might even help defuse the unpleasant tension that seemed to have sprung up at their first meeting.

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#372: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:21:46 PM

"Machine? Think I'm just some machine for that greasemonkey to tinker around with, do you? I've got cybernetics, mate. A bit more complicated than your household oven."

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#373: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:28:22 PM

At the word 'oven' a full body shiver traveled up the blonde girl's spine. "...I would submit that this would be less of an unflattering comparison than you think. Junko had 'enhanced' our last oven, and it was quite impressive. I imagine that it's still working, even now." With haunted eyes, Hitsugi looked at the floor.

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#374: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:29:56 PM

"You'd put my head in the hands of any idiot who can hold a wrench right-side up, would you? I'm a-"

Her mouth kept moving, but she fell silent. Olivia looked confused for a moment, before giving the side of her head an open-handed smack.

"I pray that that unpleasant experience hast not disturbed thee. Oh goodness, I appear to have reverted to ye olde butchered English once again... Still, Milady, I would be remiss on allowing my person to fall into the hands of that charlatan timmerse. Brain surgery, especially cybernetic brain surgery, is an operation of utmost delicacy."

edited 20th Sep '11 9:32:49 PM by RenaTheArchmage

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#375: Sep 20th 2011 at 9:37:11 PM

Hitsugi tilted her head to the side slightly. "If you are sure..." she ventured uncertainly. "Should we call a doctor for you, then?" Hitsugi somewhat doubted that it would be helpful, but perhaps Dan's superiors had someone who handled these kinds of things. Picking up the food, she gestured to the hallway. "At the very least, please let Junko take a look," she pleaded, baring her teeth like a rabid dog*

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edited 20th Sep '11 9:40:39 PM by Alhazred23

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