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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#326: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:20:08 PM

"That is an unsual way of putting it," Hitsugi commented, her expression softening to a mildly deranged leer as Olivia returned the drink to Dan. Still, at this point I suppose it is appropriate, she mused, shifting the sleeve of her new apron to settle her hidden tazer more comfortably.

As they passed by the garage door on the way to the kitchen she thought she heard a familair voice from within, and gestured for Olivia to wait a moment. Raising her fist, Hitsugi began pounding heavily on the door and shouting at the top of her lungs, "JUNKO-SAN, ARE YOU IN THERE?!"

edited 19th Sep '11 9:20:46 PM by Alhazred23

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#327: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:21:18 PM

"Yep I'm here. And my ears are ringing."

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#328: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:21:55 PM

"I can merely forceth open the door with my chainsaw arms, if thy wanteth," Olivia offered cheerfully.

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#329: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:25:04 PM

"Your gonna stuff yourself on a car? I guess everything has been done." comes Junko's voice.

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#330: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:26:51 PM

"...I ...what? Whatever; anyhow, better safe than sorry," Hitsugi half admonished, half excused as she cautiously opened the door. "Junko, this is Olivia Browning. She will be joining us from today forward," she introduced, gesturing to the semi-mechanical girl in the doorway. She then turned back to Junko, thankful that the elf-eared maid was presentable and not carrying anything dangerous. "Olivia, this is Junko Izumi," she continued.

edited 19th Sep '11 9:28:09 PM by Alhazred23

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#331: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:29:38 PM

This one, on the other hand...

"THREAT DETECTED, BEGINNING CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES." Olivia stated,as she rushed for the other girl, chainsaws whirring inside their casings. She made a grab for the other girl's torso, seeking to pin her against whatever surface she could.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#332: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:38:25 PM

Dan sniff the drink, decides its too spicy, and goes to the bathroom in his suite to pour it out so he won't hurt Hit's feelings by refusing to drink.

Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#333: Sep 19th 2011 at 9:46:25 PM

"Oh, do you know each other already?" Hitsugi asked in a pleasant but slightly strained voice as she grabbed the back of Olivia's uniform and tried to hold her back. In Hitsugi experience, Olivia's was a perfectly reasonable reaction to seeing Junko; the only more reasonable reactions would be to run the other way or take cover. "Please, calm down! We shall be working together so we shouldn't be fighting," she pleaded. Also - CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! Copied from the discussion thread, Hitsugi gets a 3 on her check to hold Olivia back.

edited 19th Sep '11 10:32:43 PM by Alhazred23

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#334: Sep 19th 2011 at 10:18:36 PM

"Yeesh your not even buying me dinner first?" Says Junko. "And hello to you too....Hmmm so are you a cyborg or a straight out robot?"

edited 19th Sep '11 10:19:31 PM by Barzark

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#335: Sep 19th 2011 at 10:27:21 PM

((Technically this should go in the Discussion thread, but...

Where's my brain? This is Maid RPG... I request an Athletics check.

...which'll end poorly for me. >_<))

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#336: Sep 19th 2011 at 10:41:18 PM

(By me ya mean?)

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FlashOfSonic Blade of Embrace from Scarlet Devil Mansion Since: Mar, 2011
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#337: Sep 20th 2011 at 7:56:19 AM

Kyla had been making preparations for a salad and sandwich when she heard the commotion from the garage. Abandoning the unfinished lunch for the moment, she headed down to the garage to see what was going on, and found Hitsugi trying to hold back another maid she hadn't seen before - the new maid, she guessed. "What are you doing?" she asked.

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#338: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:12:24 AM

"Oh, just showing the new girl around," Hitsugi replied breathlessly, visibly straining to hold the other maid back. "This is Olivia Browning; she'll be starting today, but she seems to have some sort of automatic threat neutralization function, since she attacked Junko on sight."

edited 20th Sep '11 8:15:14 AM by Alhazred23

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#339: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:15:45 AM

"She has good judgement," Kyla said, "Though may I offer that now is not the time?"

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#340: Sep 20th 2011 at 8:27:38 AM

Hitsugi nodded, her face burried in the back of Olivia's uniform as she unsuccessfully tried to lift the other maid into a German Suplex. "I would -hah- have to agree, but I'm not entirely certain -hngh- how to make her stop!"

edited 20th Sep '11 8:31:50 AM by Alhazred23

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#341: Sep 20th 2011 at 12:12:46 PM

"It's gonna be one of those days...."

atheletics roll 1d6=5

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#342: Sep 20th 2011 at 4:23:52 PM

"Hrugh!" Olivia grunted, "Thou... Shalt... Feel... F-Feel..." Gasping for breath, Olivia took a step back, exhausted after such a small exertion of energies. "V-Very well, knave!" She shouted, arms in the air, "Perhaps I shalt need chainsaws..."

...she waited a moment.

"I sayeth again, CHAINSAWS."

...nothing happened. Olivia scowled, and tapped her wrists in confusion. After a moment, she sighed.

"I... I have been too careless in my exertion of energy. Nae, I have been downright foolish. It appears that mine blades are unable to activate."

edited 20th Sep '11 4:26:18 PM by RenaTheArchmage

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#343: Sep 20th 2011 at 4:50:32 PM

Releasing her hold on Olivia, Hitsugi quickly stepped between Junko and the exhausted cyborg maid. "Please try not to strain yourself on your first day," Histugi cautioned gently, fussing over the parts of Olivia's uniform that had been tugged out of place during the struggle and smiling in what she hoped was a soothing manner*

. "While it's not like I don't understand the feeling, is there are particular reason why you need to incapacitate Junko right now?" she asked.

edited 20th Sep '11 4:50:53 PM by Alhazred23

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#344: Sep 20th 2011 at 4:52:10 PM

"Yes, save the fights for when we don't have things to do, please," Kyla added.

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Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#345: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:01:33 PM

"Thanks for the vote of confidence there Hitsugi." mutters Junko, "Anyhow nice to meet ya....Olivia was it? Can't say I think much of the greeting style though."

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#346: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:01:38 PM

"I sincerely apologize, my friends. It appears that mine sensor of threats hath acted in an untoward manner, and... I apologize." As she spoke, she did her best to ignore the increasingly loud revving sound emanating from her arms. "However, mine duty is to the safety of my liege, and this harlot beeth a threat to said safety, in mine opinion!"

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Alhazred23 Since: Jun, 2011
#347: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:13:12 PM

"Yes, well... it's difficult to argue with that assessment," Hitsugi agreed. "However, it should be noted that the Master seems to quite revel in... living dangerously, as it were. If you were to eliminate all threats to his person I think he would grow rather bored - not that I would mind a little bit of peace and quiet," she added with a definite note of disdain.

edited 20th Sep '11 5:16:27 PM by Alhazred23

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#348: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:15:10 PM

"If I knew what a harlot was I'd be really offended." says Junko. "As is I'm mildly amused. And who set your vocalizer to ye old butchered english anyhow?"

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RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#349: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:21:05 PM

"Pray tell, sayeth that again," Olivia spat, glaring at Junko.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Barzark Since: Aug, 2011
#350: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:34:33 PM

"Mine wits may be addled but a complete fool I am not." says Junko "In other words I ain't giving ya an excuse to charge me again this soon. Probably in a couple of hours cause that seems to be how my luck usually runs." she starts muttering "It figure best build cyborg I've seen in years wanders in and she immediately hates me, damn."

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