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Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#601: Aug 24th 2011 at 2:03:52 AM

You must sit.

If you do not sit, you are a ball and must acquit.

From life.

TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#602: Aug 24th 2011 at 8:45:30 AM

All citizens will be denied the right to rhyme intentionally.

Unintentional rhyming is still permissible.

Enzeru icon by implodingoracle from Orlando, FL ¬ôχಠ♥¯ Since: Mar, 2011
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#603: Aug 24th 2011 at 9:28:55 AM

First order of business, remove "draconian" from the dictionary as there would be too much confusion with Harry Potter.

Second order of business, take down CrazyGoggs's "This Troper" series so that I can type on T Vtropes without the chance of getting mocked by voices I wish would sound better.

Third order, buy me some chocolate. And a PS 3.

abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#604: Sep 23rd 2011 at 9:38:32 PM

  • Abolish White Day, and mandate that Valentine's must flow in both directions.

  • Make all OS, such as Windows, open-source.

  • Define "properly clothed" as not topless, among other requirements. For both genders.

  • Make sheets standard for music again. No more entire pages with nothing but big letters denoting chords.

  • All college students are required to learn calculus, philosophy, and literature as part of general education.

  • Enforce education such that mudslinging tactics in political debates are frowned upon and themselves topics to be mudslinging about (kind of serious about this one).

  • A worldwide purge of spam bots.

edited 23rd Sep '11 9:38:57 PM by abstractematics

Now using Trivialis handle.
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#606: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:01:16 AM

Rap is banned!

Rock shall be a mandatory subject in highschool and college!cool

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#607: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:02:19 AM

All forms of punishment are substituted with being forced to dance the Macarena for suitable amounts of time. In public.

edited 24th Sep '11 8:02:37 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#608: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:06:46 AM

Rap is banned!

U RACIST

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
Jackass Detector
#609: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:40:08 AM

I'd start a drinking game everytime I saw something along those lines, but I'd most likely die from it.

edited 24th Sep '11 8:52:59 AM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
SpruceZeus Since: Aug, 2011
#610: Sep 24th 2011 at 1:10:36 PM

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#611: Sep 24th 2011 at 4:11:41 PM

^Your laws are a paradox?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#612: Sep 24th 2011 at 4:25:26 PM

Not so much draconian as therapeutic; glass San Francisco.

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#613: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:42:59 PM

U RACIST

Uh... any music genre is universal? There are Japanese and Filipino rappers too. AND I HATE THEM ALL! DOWN WITH RAP! RETURN THE AGE OF ROCK!

....call me "mucisit"(read as Myu/see/sist), maybe?

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#615: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:45:25 PM

That's what I'm asking: How is banning rap racist? refer post 608.

edited 24th Sep '11 7:45:50 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#616: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:46:53 PM

There are Japanese and Filipino rappers too.

No, that's just an Illuminati conspiracy. Hip-hop was actually invented by a drunk homeless guy taking a dumb on a turntable.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
Jackass Detector
#617: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:51:26 PM

It's times like these that I'm glad nobody here will ever be in a position of power.

And speaking as a Filipino-American rapper, the feeling is entirely mutual. Funny how rappers are usually more, shall I say, eloquent than their detractors.

edited 24th Sep '11 7:55:40 PM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#618: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:55:11 PM

[up]Don't worry: these are all just hypothetical events that may happen if one of us find ourselves in the position.

Besides, everyone's entitled to an opinion.

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
Jackass Detector
#619: Sep 24th 2011 at 7:58:46 PM
Thumped: Wow. That was rude. Too many of this kind of thump will bring a suspension. Please keep it civil.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#620: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:00:49 PM

self-thump

edited 24th Sep '11 8:01:03 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#621: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:05:46 AM

[up][up]I really can't guess how you guys got thumped in a Draconian measures... thread, but meh....

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#622: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:08:01 AM

Overly original or overly bland works of fiction will result in a bullet to the head.

Direct prequels will result in an explosive bullet to the head.

I am now known as Flyboy.
ObiJuanKenobi Since: Mar, 2011
#623: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:15:20 AM

Because, you know, there are no good prequels, am i rite?

What is this Godfather II you speak of?

Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012
trigger warning: bitch
#624: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:16:25 AM

Everyone should make the effort to be nice.

bye
USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#625: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:19:02 AM

Because, you know, there are no good prequels, am i rite?

What is this Godfather II you speak of?

No rule doesn't have exceptions. Not even that one.

Anybody who attempts to violate the exception rule (or, that rules have exceptions) shall be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Except for the exceptions, of course.

I am now known as Flyboy.

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