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Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#326: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:57:41 PM

And now I have to inform the police that Jeff Foxworthy just made a pass at me.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#327: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:58:49 PM

Go ahead and blame him. I'll still be free. To plot.

And Castle Geekhaven shall rule the world!!!

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#328: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:02:17 PM

I'm starting to think that people don't realize that conservatives exist.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#329: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:04:46 PM

I'm staring to think that some people are taking this thread entirely too seriously.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#330: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:08:51 PM

@Loid: Conservatives exist. God was beneficent in giving us target practice.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#331: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:11:48 PM

Okay you two, knock it off before the thread gets locked.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#332: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:12:16 PM

But they all support the 2nd amendment, they have defences.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#333: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:15:13 PM

@DG: let 'em lock it.

@Loid: If they shoot back, that makes it more fun.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#334: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:53:23 PM

Damn straight, that's why I only hunt military personnel.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#335: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:54:44 PM

@Loid: Good luck with that. mind if I watch?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#336: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:59:46 PM

all music will be outlawed and only j-pop shall be legal
   ahaha.wav   

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#337: Aug 19th 2011 at 8:44:29 PM

Addendum: Within my glorious empire, quoting Shakespeare or a latin phrase in a pretentious way (which is always) will result in the offender being drawn and quartered, by monster trucks.

Through the eyes I have known you.
Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#338: Aug 19th 2011 at 8:56:22 PM

Imojee: In vino veritas gets a special exception, right?

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#339: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:00:35 PM

One of the very few exceptions. Although latin as a language will be phased out in my glorious new empire eventually though.

Through the eyes I have known you.
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#340: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:01:11 PM

Oh god, this discussion is the very definition of dumb.

Guys. Quit the fuck outta it. You look like those pesky kids who measure their rulers thinking it somehow relates to your penis size.

But with politics.

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#341: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:04:00 PM

But....I was just talking about banning pretentious latin and Shakespeare quotes.....

Through the eyes I have known you.
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#342: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:12:26 PM

I was more reffering to mister "Lol fuck religion" and mister "Fuck your liberalism, maaaaaaaan"

I don't agree or disagree with either, but whatever.

Also, I disagree with you, but eh, it's hardly infuriating.

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#343: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:27:27 PM

You must talk.

If you do not talk, you are a cyborg and must be disassembled.

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#344: Aug 19th 2011 at 9:34:54 PM

I'm starting to think that I need to get out the ferret, the jar of lime marmalade, the paper fan, half a can of Spam, the collected works of Edward Bulwer-Lytton and the tv with broken volume, station and power buttons that's playing all five episodes of Pink Lady And Jeff on a continuous loop.

The closet is already cleaned out and the closet door has a lock on it.

edited 19th Aug '11 9:36:47 PM by Madrugada

KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
Jackass Detector
#345: Aug 20th 2011 at 3:55:12 AM

Anyone who admits their favorite musician*

to be one of the following:

  • The Beatles
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Pink Floyd
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Yoko Kanno
  • Nobuo Uematsu
  • Metallica
  • Pantera
  • Eminem
  • Kanye West
  • Nirvana
  • U2
  • Michael Jackson
  • Lady Gaga

...Will be shoved into a locker because goddamn, could you get more predictable? Say Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist to ever live or that "Free Bird" has the best solo put to tape and you'll get a swirlie.

edited 20th Aug '11 4:27:29 AM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Sneering Imperialist
#346: Aug 20th 2011 at 4:45:58 AM

I have legitimate reasons to claim Pink Floyd as my favourite band sad

With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#347: Aug 20th 2011 at 5:05:07 AM

Phew. None of the 2000 tracks in my library are that.

I mean, the oldest song dates from 1994.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#348: Aug 20th 2011 at 5:53:05 AM

Will be shoved into a locker because goddamn, could you get more predictable? Say Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist to ever live or that "Free Bird" has the best solo put to tape and you'll get a swirlie.

I get a pass because lol Deep Purple wink

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#349: Aug 20th 2011 at 6:13:37 AM

Unnecessary embalming of corpses will be banned. Cremation will be encouraged.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#350: Aug 20th 2011 at 6:16:19 AM

Viking burials?

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom

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