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VmKid Since: Sep, 2009
#251: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:16:50 AM

  • People who add extra letters and/or punctuation at the end of Text Messages, Facebook posts, etc. (For example: "OMG u saw the movie yesterdayy???") shall have their legs strapped to a harness, which will raise and lower, repeatedly slamming their heads into a hard floor below them.
  • People who refer to the Call Of Duty franchise as "Cod" in speech shall be forced to sit for a month in a claustrophobic, dark room that might be haunted.

edited 19th Aug '11 5:18:37 AM by VmKid

Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#252: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:25:15 AM

Everyone must breathe.

If you do not breathe, you are a martian and must be eliminated.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#253: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:27:00 AM

People who use this thread to post power fantasies will be imprisoned and given the damnatio memoriae treatment.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#254: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:28:44 AM

And then they shall be executed by the state.

Because they are fae and must be given the iron spike.

Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#255: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:29:49 AM

All must gnaw.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#256: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:31:58 AM

Connu: What if they don't use toilets in some regions of the world?

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#257: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:38:10 AM

Not everyone uses toilets, let alone flush toilets.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#258: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:39:31 AM

People who don't flush toilets (if they use them) should be slapped.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#259: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:39:50 AM

Tru dat.

Are you suggesting that your glorious state would start spending money on Social Policy to ensure a toilet and running water in every home?

In my glorious state, psuedointellects will be forced to become true intellects.

edited 19th Aug '11 5:41:54 AM by Inhopelessguy

zeroplusalpha The World Is Mine from behind the 7th Door Since: Apr, 2009
The World Is Mine
#260: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:41:31 AM

Are you suggesting that your glorious state would start spending money on Social Policy to ensure a toilet and running water in every home?

I think India has been doing exactly this for the last ten years.

Play Again? Y/N
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#261: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:43:03 AM

Interesting factoid.

Did you know that Bangladesh contributes the most people towards United Nations Organisation Peacekeepers?

...

It's related in terms of geography.

OH! OH!

I would enforce everyone to respect the UN.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#262: Aug 19th 2011 at 5:48:50 AM

I'll make myself so reviled and despised everyone will unite against me.

Oh wait.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#263: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:31:24 AM

@Last couple of pages: Thing is, I can kill someone with my hands faster than I can with a weapon of any sort (except a gun, a long range)

Ergo, such a law would give me an advantage over anyone without similar training.

As a consequence, boxers would be treated like the new knights in this dystopia.

edited 19th Aug '11 6:32:11 AM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#264: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:38:27 AM

That's a lie.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#265: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:41:01 AM

Fists do jack shit against armor.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#266: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:45:39 AM

POWER FISTS - however - are particularly excellent in crushing things like tissue paper.

But unfortunately we don't have that.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#267: Aug 19th 2011 at 6:50:37 AM

Yeah, we have to make do with brass knuckles.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#268: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:04:39 AM

Every Friday, the song Friday will be piped into everyone's home nonstop.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MasterInferno It's Like Arguing on the Internet from Tomb of Malevolence Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
#269: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:18:28 AM

  • Macs will be banned. Or rather, people can still use Macs as long as they wear a hat that says "I'M A PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER" in bright blinking letters. All citizens will attend mandatory classes on how to build and maintain your own PC.
  • Region-locking of video games, DVDs, etc. will be banned. All games will have an English-language option, at least for the text.

Somehow you know that the time is right.
darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#270: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:20:11 AM

[up][up] Hearing Friday once was bad enough. Every Friday? That's just evil.

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#271: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:22:48 AM

[up] Bahahahaha!

Furthermore Justin Bieber songs will be the only material allowed to be taught in choir classes.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#272: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:29:31 AM

...I am so glad I do not take choir.

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#273: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:29:45 AM

But everyone will take choir.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#274: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:30:47 AM

So, you're going to force people to take choir AND sing Justin Bieber songs? *starts formulating plan to stop DG from taking over world*

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#275: Aug 19th 2011 at 7:31:39 AM

D:

EVIL OVERLORD EVIL OVERLORD AHHH

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