You really resorting to Ad Verbatim?
I really think you deserve an Ad Ver BEATDOWN!
Violence is the only way to play according to the texts, if you read em,
But evidently you're just as deserving as I thought of being called a CLOWN.
Bringing you DOWN
To the GROUND
And then smothering YOU
I'm pretty sure I've got you beat, unless you want to keep this up, WE'RE THROUGH.
Dangit, I had one more...
Meanwhile, you're in a game where you're supposed to die.
So who really wins? The departed or the living guy?
You don't know it but you're in over your head.
And I might add, you'll be lucky if you end up dead.
You've got no hope, nobody's gonna miss you.
You're the worst contestant yet! worse than Gold Record! Sad, dude.
I'll say this once. Get it into you thick head!
Get your ass back in the game, and the hell out of our disscusion thread.
edited 31st Oct '11 5:09:47 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Oh god, if I wasn't deprived of creative juices and got here a little earlier, I would've done one for Engel since he apparently won the last game. D: And Dean would probably piss him off.
THIS RAP IS INCOMPLETE. JOHN, ENGEL, AND RYU DIDN'T GET VERSES! NEITHER DID RAN!
I PROPOSE THAT ALL RETURNING PLAYERS AND GMS WRITE OUT RAPS FOR THEIR CHARACTERS AND POST THEM UP AT A LATER DATE. FEEL FREE TO CALL OUT OTHER PLAYERS.
IT MUST BE DONE.
OTHER THAN THAT, YOU ALL WIN. I GAVE Y'ALL A MOFW.
edited 31st Oct '11 7:02:38 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."Could be funny though. Especially since I can't picture John rapping. Unless of course Aaron makes him in Saints' Row the Third.
Then again, Dragon just made Prossy rap.
Eh. Ah well, worth a shot. Maybe I'll do it on my own time if I ever get any.
edited 31st Oct '11 7:15:49 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."

How dare you attempt to do battle without me?
I'm just gonna... sit this one out...
Or better yet show you what a rap is all about!
I'm a physics crunching baddass! You know know you can't surpass it!
So shut your yap and leave this thread before you get your ass kicked!
This game you're playing, I survived without killing!
You've got a disfunctional team. Yeah, good luck winning!
You think meteors can kill someone who survived a fight with John?
You've still got no idea what the hell is going on!
I'd kill you, but I don't want your hunter to be deprived!
And when they rip your spleen out, you know I'll be still alive, Bitch!
You don't know the half of it!
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.I'm the lawyer from hell!
John's next on my list
But you are up there as well!