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Edited by Mrph1 on Jul 29th 2024 at 3:09:00 PM
Vision is fully functional.
Edited by C105 on Jan 27th 2021 at 6:42:46 PM
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!....Sigh, fine.
I can actually kind of buy giving the original Human Torch a functional robo-dick. You want to make your android as realistically human as possible, that's just part of human anatomy. I see no why reason why Ultron would include one, and that's more relevant in the MCU. I guess in theory Dr Cho could have thrown it in but again, that would be very weird.
He seems to be capable of a little limited shapeshifting (like how he gave himself a cape), so maybe he could use that to give himself one. In WandaVision terms, Wanda can do full-on warp reality, at least within the sitcom reality, so she could probably give him one there.
Wait, so... in the comics, Vision and Wanda did the sideways tango and that's what got her pregnant? I thought it was a Reality Warper thing.
They do sex but Vision lacks genetic material or genetics.
She got pregnant from him dry humping her while she was channeling a whole bunch of magic to fight an evil mountain
In fairness unlike most magical pregnancy plots, both she and Vision wanted kids and had a conversation prior about their various options
Forever liveblogging the AvengersThey moved the beds together and put the covers all the way up
That’s sitcom language for bone town
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Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Never mind.
Edited by Altris on Jan 27th 2021 at 10:08:43 AM
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my TumblrOddly - though it could just be that the imposed Weirdness Censor of the series is selective - neither are particularly surprised that Wanda got pregnant from them having sex in the first place, only that the pregnancy progressed so quickly.
Edited by KnownUnknown on Jan 27th 2021 at 10:25:27 AM
I mean... given Vision's origin in AOU, if he was supposed to have a dick in that movie, that would've been Ultron's decision, since that was supposed to be his new body before the Avengers intervened.
I guess he'd just have it for aesthetic reasons?
Edited by chasemaddigan on Jan 27th 2021 at 1:29:18 PM
He was exposed to the entire internet and was based partially on Tony
Maybe he learned how to be horny
Edited by Bocaj on Jan 27th 2021 at 1:37:18 PM
Forever liveblogging the AvengersVision seems to have minor shapeshifting powers (such as switching between his human and robot forms), so this could include the reproducive organs.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.For the record, yes, James Gunn is consulting
on the Guardians in Thor: Love and Thunder.
This conversation about Vision brings to mind a James Rolfe video about Commander Data
(the topic of discussion is NSFW, but the imagery is not).
Edited by BOOXMOWO on Jan 28th 2021 at 8:56:45 AM
In hindsight Ultron designing himself a body with a huge cock makes sense when you remember his tendency to act and think like Tony Stark.
So the lesson here is that Tony Stark is a gigantic downgrade to Hank Pym. At least Hank has some class, while Tony is the most boorish of the boor.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Well, Tony thought that offering a 3 metres tall plush rabbit to his girlfriend was classy, after all. He seems to think size does matter.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.

Relevant comic
Vision probably does have a robo dong, based on context clues like all the sex
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