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Edited by Mrph1 on Jul 29th 2024 at 3:09:00 PM
And he wasn't even the silliest thing in that comic.
Special Bear. Dirk Anger. Father Blood Drench Robo Crush. Drop Bears. Dirk Anger. Forbush Man. The Gamma-Activated Bull Men From Beyond The Nineteenth Perimeter. Dirk Anger.
And then here's the team itself...
Of course, nothing beats Devil Dinosaur in a smoking jacket in terms of batshit silliness. Except maybe Dirk Anger.
Edited by M84 on Feb 1st 2019 at 2:47:14 AM
Disgusted, but not surprisedNextwave is a super hero comic about five people who have just minutes to prevent a town from being eaten by a giant lizard monster. In purple underpants.
Nextwave gets their lovin' from your mama!
This is Nextwave: selling you a huge crazy mutant cop menacing an attractive young woman and calling it Fun.
Nextwave would like to remind the audience that dragging insane, corrupt police officers who change into giant killer robots into an alleyway and shooting them a lot is very bad and not the Marvel way. And also still illegal in most states.
Nextwave: a tale of five pirate superheroes stopping the terrorist cell S.I.L.E.N.T. today masquerading as the Beyond Corporation from product-testing WMDs on American cities and if that actually made sense to you tell mommy or daddy to get you the special pills.
Nextwave knows that science is a trick on white people and that the shamans of the mountains, the jungle, the desert and the steppe have hated Stephen Hawking for five thousand years.
Nextwave: Healing American By Beating People Up.
Nextwave: Dance, Critters.
Nextwave are in your room and touching your stuff.
Edited by alliterator on Jan 31st 2019 at 10:53:40 AM
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He even wears his mama's flowery house dress on occasion.
These quotes sum up Dirk Anger:
"Hot damn! Get me a case of vodka, eight loose women and a stomach pump! Stat! Imma watch TEEVEE!"
"Release the NEO-HYDE GUTSPAWN! Human scum empowered by the cloned chemically-mutated cells found in the corpse of Henry Jekyll himself! They eat girls, Monica! Ha ha ha ha ha! THEY EAT GIRLS!"
" I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life."
"I have reinvented suicide as a group activity. Go me"
And of course his last words:
"My Name's Dirk Anger and I say ☠☠☠☠ all of you."
It should be noted the Warren Ellis originally wanted to use Nick Fury in Nextwave. The editors presumably nixed that idea after Ellis showed them what he was planning to do with the character.
Ellis: "So here's a sketch of Nick Fury wearing his mother's house dress..."
Editors: "No."
Edited by M84 on Feb 1st 2019 at 3:32:57 AM
Disgusted, but not surprisedI feel like the only way Nextwave would work outside of comics would be as a completely and utterly bonkers animated series.
It should also be noted that Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. was on the Young Adult Library Services Association's 2007 Top Ten Great Graphic Novels for Teens. At which point, Warren Ellis said, "I do it all for the children. It is good to know that the young people of today are ready and waiting for me to form a Church."
Edited by alliterator on Jan 31st 2019 at 11:46:28 AM
Now I'm wondering who would play Dirk Anger. It's almost a shame Marvel nixed the use of Nick Fury in Nextwave. I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson wouldn't have minded portraying this interpretation of the character.
So who else might fit? Dwayne Johnson? Jason Statham?
Ah, The Church of Father Blood Drench Robo Crush.
- "I make you die with steamy electric mek bits now clack clack clack."
Edited by M84 on Feb 1st 2019 at 3:48:40 AM
Disgusted, but not surprisedMichael B. Jordan: so great as Erik Killmonger in Black Panther, he might be coming back.
Wait, why on earth would he know? They haven't even written the script yet, so there's no way Angela Bassett has read the story yet, and there's no reason whatsoever her husband would know about it if it were true.
Edited by Shake-Master on Feb 1st 2019 at 4:58:00 AM
Would anyone be interested in a film where something like The Watchers play central role? Like the premise of the film is about The Watchers observing the marvel universe as it plays out,it's interesting at least,they've been in Guardians of Galaxy as I recall
have a listen and have a link to my discord server
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Yeah, I do think this was the best way to handle the large time skip between Captain Marvel and any sequels while having Monica Rambeau being roughly the same apparent age as Carol when she likely gets her powers.
And by including Maria Rambeau in a major supporting role, the first Captain Marvel movie isn't robbed of a Monica-type character.
Edited by Falrinn on Feb 1st 2019 at 6:37:10 AM

Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the Bad Thing with suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste, and nine months later...
FIN FANG FOOM!
Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is.
Edited by alliterator on Jan 31st 2019 at 10:17:01 AM