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If you won the right to get any movie pitch made into a blockbuster...

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Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Aug 3rd 2011 at 2:03:58 PM

...what would you pitch? No limitations.

I'd probably demand a crossover between Inception and The Sandman.

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#2: Aug 3rd 2011 at 2:05:35 PM

I'd want a proper Dante's Inferno movie. Or a movie of The Sandman.

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#4: Aug 3rd 2011 at 2:15:47 PM

Because Paradiso was so boring

Ronnie Respect the Red Right Hand from Surrounded by Idiots Since: Jan, 2001
Respect the Red Right Hand
#5: Aug 3rd 2011 at 2:21:23 PM

Toss-up between the lawyer run of She-Hulk, Justice League International / Superbuddies, or my own original concept black comedy/fantasy about a girl who may or may not be a fairy.

Kostya (Unlucky Thirteen)
#6: Aug 3rd 2011 at 2:33:13 PM

A movie that's a cross between the LOTR trilogy, Metroid Prime, and Final Fantasy 7 for no reason other than I want to see what the end result would be like.

If it's just a single property and something I actually feel passionate about...I think a Metroid film would actually be nice idea if done well.

edited 3rd Aug '11 2:33:30 PM by Kostya

foodbattle ...What the brown? from Tahiti (it's a magical place) Since: Oct, 2009
...What the brown?
#7: Aug 3rd 2011 at 4:25:39 PM

Three-and-a-hAlf hours of paint drying. I would win so many awards.

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annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#8: Aug 3rd 2011 at 4:35:46 PM

Project One Fifty Four.

That is, my novel-in-progress thing.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
I Am The Walrus
#9: Aug 3rd 2011 at 4:43:30 PM

A two-hour fuck you to audiences.

More Buscemi at http://forum.reelsociety.com/
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#10: Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:47:15 PM

A movie of one of the Gaunt's Ghosts novels. Either Necropolis or Only in Death.

Probably Necropolis, because that was a Crowning Book of Awesome.

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#11: Aug 3rd 2011 at 7:06:46 PM

Buscemi: So basically, you want a feature length Uwe Boll film?

syvaris Since: Dec, 2009
#12: Aug 3rd 2011 at 7:51:15 PM

Either the book I am working on now....or Ender's Game.

You will never love a women as much as George Lucas hates his fans.
joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#13: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:23:43 PM

Either a big budget adaption of Gene Wolfe's The Shadow of the Torturer, or failing that, what ever I happen to have for bearkfast that day.

Flapjacks: the musical

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Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
I Am The Walrus
#14: Aug 3rd 2011 at 10:51:19 PM

[up][up][up] No, more like a big-budget Michael Haneke film.

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dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#15: Aug 3rd 2011 at 11:04:05 PM

Hmm...I have two.

1. An movie that is on big FUCK YOU/Take That! to Zombie Apocalypse genre, like showing how anyone who actually gets bitten zombies deserve it and all.

2. Westernized Neon Genesis Evangelion.

edited 3rd Aug '11 11:04:32 PM by dRoy

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#16: Aug 4th 2011 at 12:53:54 AM

I wouldn't, because Executive Meddling would probably ruin it.

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dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#17: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:00:58 AM

I think the right includes the ability to say "Fuck you" to executives as well.

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#18: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:22:36 AM

Freaking Whedon Mega Crossover. I don't know how but Buffy (whole cast), Firefly (whole cast), Horrible (Just NPH) and The Avengers doing... something.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#19: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:44:15 AM

Ah of course. Really, without this right, he wouldn't even be able to direct another movie (yeah, I heard the avengers movie and well, don't have much faith now) anyways.

No offense to his capacity; it's just that his works, after Buffy, just are not profittable.

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#20: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:45:32 AM

I agree. Nothing past Buffy's sold. Which depresses me when it's probably one of the few well-written things on TV.

Horrible 2 may get a theatrical release though.

Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#21: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:47:37 AM

I don't think I've ever seen any Joss Whedon movie or show, though this is getting kinda off-topic.

edited 4th Aug '11 1:48:06 AM by Kerrah

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#22: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:48:25 AM

I never watched any of his stuff, but judging by you people's reaction (oh hell, this site itself is created by his fan, no?), it should be a Cash-Cow Franchise but am actually surprised that the main series (you know the one) got cancelled the movie lost money.

Then again, space western does sound like a bullshit idea, if you ask me.

[up] Indeed it is. My apologies.

edited 4th Aug '11 1:48:57 AM by dRoy

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Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#23: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:53:57 AM

A movie adaptation of Warcraft I: Orcs and Humans.

I was so pissed off when I found out that the (eventual) Warcraft movie will be based on the WoW-era rather than anything related to the RTS games.

Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#24: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:54:22 AM

His work's on Netflix streaming. But yeah this is off-topic.

What else would I like?

Can we just get our Zelda movie? Give it to someone with a real knowledge of fantasy and a vision?

I was just thinking Warcraft before I decided Zelda actually.

edited 4th Aug '11 1:54:44 AM by Fusionman

Sati1984 Browncoat from Hungary Since: May, 2010
#25: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:54:29 AM

[up] Can I hire Joss Whedon and make him direct Serenity 2? grin

"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty." - Malcolm Reynolds

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