darkclaw is so awesome, he can burn cigarettes just by looking at them.
edited 2nd Oct '11 11:52:47 AM by Jaryl
The thing with the red gold crown.
Wookies don't tear Jaryl's arms off when he wins. Jarul tears Wookies' arms off.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
cannot into space
Philosopher only pretends to be a philosopher, as being a philosopher would require him not knowing all the answers to everything.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Jimmmyman knows the secret to eternal youth. He's just waiting until such a time when humanity becomes worthy of learning it.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Believe
You heard of a hartmut? A deer and dog crossreed that breathes fire? No? That's because The Hero Hartmut got his name by killing the hartmut species.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
B Villain
Stolen by Faeries is so awesome. That Fairies couldn't handle it. The extra e had to be added to prevent it from exploding.
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
raigakuren can count to negative infinity.
Premzy is the sole reason why New Yorkers don't hate New Jersey any more.
Hopes is the one who invented fire but only after creating lava after making the sun after making the notion of existance.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Aliedhoo beat Helen Keller in a stare-eye contest.
B Villain
Premonition beat a lion up with his bare hands. Oh wait, that was Hercules, but Premonition beat Hercules too.
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
Forum lurking fox
Raigakuren once went to the beach and flung a stone into the ocean.
From where that stone submerged, a new current was made, dubbed Raigakurrent.
Sonic hates SOPA
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Kuro Fox is behind you right now. Of course, if you turn around to try and verify this, he'll have already left.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
The Hero Hartmut can believe he ate the whole thing.
Legs of Justice
Premonition 45 doesn't have premonitions. That's because instead of seeing the future, Premonition 45 creates the past, present and future.
I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
Darkclaw is a sole surviving member of his own badass species, of which scientists are still working on creating the badass female version of himself to continue its survival.
Believe
Vanishingreality isn't going anyway - reality is running from them.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
B Villain
At night little kids check under their bed for the boogie man.
At night the boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Stolen By Faeries at night.
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Some people need affluence to make nonsense of regulations. Others need regulations to make a nonsense of affluence. Rai only needs green hair to screw rules.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
One just might
If Werty Yertrew plays King Leonidas in 300. The film will be called 1.
edited 4th Oct '11 12:44:41 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
cannot into space
Blurring simply is. If this is not an awesome enough statement for you, you have never met him.
Simply saying that he is is the only possible way to describe his sawesome (super awesome) ness, because words are too short and indescriptive.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Jimmmyman 10 knows why the caged bird sings, but doesn't care.
edited 4th Oct '11 8:36:16 AM by Premonition45
B Villain
Raig is the perent of Nature.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Beary Scary isn't afraid of bears. Bears are afraid of Beary Scary.
I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.