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KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#1901: Sep 12th 2011 at 7:54:23 PM

With a weary shake of her head, Asayu said, "OK, it's not really that complicated. The fact that you don't have any bruises will startle Alice, and she's not used to the concept of me interacting with anyone for any length of time without sleeping with them or beating them up. I clearly haven't beaten you up, so after you explain that thing with those guys, she'll ask a stupid question. You just leave it to me from there. If she doesn't... well, still just leave it to me. You explain the important things."


Alice shrugged and said to Yuki, "I can tolerate his sarcasm all day — Isaac makes him look like an amateur — but yeah, if he puts our hides at risk, I won't miss him. Kid's unstable. Dangerous. And so damn amusing to fuck with, given how easily he'd go down if it came down to it."

PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1902: Sep 12th 2011 at 8:10:24 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:33:59 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
animemetalhead Runs on Awesomeness from Ashwood Landing, ME Since: Apr, 2010
Runs on Awesomeness
#1903: Sep 12th 2011 at 8:16:21 PM

Yuki rolled her eyes. It didn't matter what the casino knew. She gestured towards Asayu and asked, "Who's your friend? I didn't think anyone could tolerate you for longer than ten minutes." More like seconds, he added to herself.

No one believes me when I say angels can turn their panties into guns.
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#1904: Sep 12th 2011 at 8:17:57 PM

Alice looked at Prisha with a sinister grin and said, "oh, so you can be useful! Wow. Also... make any new friends? Any..." She looked over Prisha's shoulder then and said, "oh... hello, Asayu. I do hope you've come to knock some sense into Prisha here."

Asayu smiled innocently at Alice and said, "don't worry, already done. Good times. Your friend isn't very experienced, but he's got heart... and a very active imagination." She pulled out the handcuffs that came with her disguise and dangled them with a licentious grin.

Suddenly looking a little ill, Alice said, "did you two... did you seriously... did him and..."

Asayu nodded, still smiling, and said, "well, of course! That's what you hired me for, right? Screw him a bit, then promise some more if he's a good boy, right? Though I must say, once I made a few inventive suggestions for his powers, I decided it would be fun to give him an extra round free. Men recover so fast at his age!"

Alice appeared to be unable to compose a response, instead staring slack-jawed, first at Asayu, then at Prisha, then back to Asayu.

PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1905: Sep 12th 2011 at 8:38:59 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:34:13 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1906: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:06:37 PM

William gets bored and tries jumping on the roofs of cars, so Bianca makes him walk to the safehouse with her.

"Getting hot out there," William mutters when they arrive in the kitchen. He had taken off his coat long ago and he puts it on the table, slumping back in a chair and sighing. "Who're you?" he asks, pointing at Asayu. The line between reality and absurdity had begun to blur, and her sudden appearance was nothing.

Bianca kicks him. "Go take a bath, William. You look disgusting."

"Later. I just wanna know who the hell this woman is, okay?"

"Be polite!" she kicks him again and gives Asayu a strained smile. "Hello."

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KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#1907: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:11:19 PM

Asayu shook William's hand and said, "ah, sorry. I'm Asayu. Asayu ul'Valmoth. Alice there hired me to sleep with Prisha." Giving an impish smirk, she added, "It was probably the best deal I've made in a while. Also, he did a bit of recon for you after we were done. Prisha can explain that, though."

Alice walked over to William and Bianca, and whispered, "I... didn't think she'd actually do it... I forgot she has a fetish for Holden Caulfield wannabes..."

edited 12th Sep '11 9:11:42 PM by KillerClowns

animemetalhead Runs on Awesomeness from Ashwood Landing, ME Since: Apr, 2010
Runs on Awesomeness
#1908: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:20:49 PM

Yuki smirked. "I don't think she actually did," she proclaimed loudly. "I think she's bluffing. For whatever reason, I don't know, but I remember your name. Lena said she met you while she was training. If you turned down a succubus and then slept with this kid? I'd have to say you're crazy."

With a grin, she continued. "Besides, to sleep with him you'd have to tolerate him, and no one with more than two brain cells is going to willingly do that."

No one believes me when I say angels can turn their panties into guns.
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1909: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:21:56 PM

William's eye twitches. "Uhm... sure. I'll, uhm, take a bath, okay, Bianca?"

"That's more than perfectly okay," she grumbles. "I'll be having one in a few minutes. Just give me a paper."

He digs up a crumpled cookie recipe and gives it to her before stomping off, muttering something about getting a smoke.

Bianca gives the paper to Asayu, blank side facing her. Ink spreads across the sheet, forming words with magic.

I don't know if William was lying or not, but he apparently sewed some runes in Prisha's underpants that do... well... he didn't say. Do us a favor and play along. All injuries inflicted by Prisha if he throws a fit will be compensated. William is an excellent doctor.

A heartbeat after Asayu finishes reading, the words will vanish.

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1910: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:25:37 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:34:27 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1911: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:27:59 PM

"William goes nowhere without me," Bianca says in a deadly hiss. "We have an alibi. They know he was looking for his mistress. I'm not his mistress, by the way. I don't like the connotation of that word. He's my courtesan."

"I fucking heard that, you bitch!"

"TAKE A BATH!" Bianca sighs and smiles innocently at Asayu.

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chihuahua0 Since: Jul, 2010
#1912: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:30:51 PM

Ian arrived in the room, quite amused from his teammate's blabbering.

One more person, one with colored hair, was standing in the room. She gave off strange alluring vibes. Ian perked up. Her blood—or other bodily liquids—must be luscious, but he knew better than approaching her.

"So, what is happening here?" Ian asked.

edited 12th Sep '11 9:31:07 PM by chihuahua0

KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#1913: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:31:38 PM

Asayu didn't even blink. Instead, she said to Yuki, "hmm, awkward teenage boy hiding a heart of gold under a shell of sarcasm and malice, or soul-devouring demon? Who'd you rather screw? Besides, Lena wasn't paying me."

Alice quietly added, "and... uh, she is crazy. That woman will practically fuck anyone who makes her laugh... try it if you don't believe me."

Then Asayu considered the paper she'd just read, and casually tossed it aside. "That reminds me," she added, hoping that the note was telling the truth. "I'm a bit curious how a man his age was so... well-endowed. He swears it isn't normally quite so large. There were some runes in his underwear that might have done it, though he swore he had no idea where they came from."

And then Asayu decided to add to her reputation for those unaware of who she was. She gave William a thoughtful once over and said, "oh, and you... if you're scared of being alone or worried you'll drown in that big ol' bathtub..." she whispered in William's ear, just loud enough for Bianca to catch it, "I could always keep you company. Kid's got potential, but nothing beats experience..."

She wasn't seriously even trying. Not that she'd say no.

PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1914: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:37:57 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:34:39 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1915: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:39:44 PM

William laughs nervously and shuts and locks the bathroom door, refusing to meet Bianca's steely eyes and artificial smile.

"I said we have an excuse, Prisha," Bianca says, still smiling broadly. "William chose his words to them very carefully. You only hear what you want to hear, don't you?"

Her eye twitches under the strain of maintaining the grin and she finally relaxes it when she finds bottled water in the refrigerator and takes a long drink. She considers telling Asayu her policy regarding William and other women, but it should be apparent already, so she relents.

edited 12th Sep '11 9:40:30 PM by snowfoxofdeath

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animemetalhead Runs on Awesomeness from Ashwood Landing, ME Since: Apr, 2010
Runs on Awesomeness
#1916: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:48:15 PM

Yuki snorted as she left the kitchen. "Heart of gold?" she called over her shoulder. "I'll believe it when I cut it from his chest. I'll be in the firing range."

She focused her ki as she walked, keeping her breathing calm and controlled. With any luck, she'd only have to deal with Prisha for a few more hours and then everything would be done. She'd be several million dollars richer, Kobayashi would have no grudge against her, and she'd be back in Amaya's arms. She shook her head. Why did I think that last one? she wondered.

She reached the firing range, not here for weapons training. This was simply the longest room in the building, and it was the best place to practice her jumping technique.

She took one last deep breath and focused her ki in the soles of her feet, gripping the concrete floor.

"Here goes nothing," she whispered. She snapped into movement, kicking off from the ground with amplified force while loosening her grip on the floor. The barrier of ki formed in front of her, protecting her body from the near-supersonic speeds she would be traveling at. The far wall, originally almost a hundred feet away, was now right in front of her as her feet slammed down on the ground and she gripped the floor with her ki again.

She exhaled and turned around. It wasn't perfect yet. She could move faster. Farther. She needed to be more efficient. Even this one jump had strained her, and she was going to need to pull it off multiple times tonight.

She took another deep breath, and focused her ki again.

No one believes me when I say angels can turn their panties into guns.
PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1917: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:51:59 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:34:51 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1918: Sep 12th 2011 at 9:56:37 PM

"To be perfectly honest, Prisha," Bianca says, tossing the empty bottle in the rubbish bin and taking another, "I want to be involved with you as little as possible. Marianne seems to react very badly to your magic or whatever it is that gives you your power. It messes up the clockwork in the arm and agitates her greatly. If you give someone enough political training, they can play the game without learning a thing about making friends. In other words, William has already set things up for me. I can do the rest. Fun."

She's actually making up some of the things she said about Prisha's powers, but she simply wants him to keep away.

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1919: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:18:02 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:34:58 PM by PsychoFreaX

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snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1920: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:22:53 PM

Bianca waves Prisha off. "I've discussed this all with William already. I don't need to hear things I already know." She goes to take a bath.

Nighty night @___@

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1921: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:39:59 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:35:08 PM by PsychoFreaX

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snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1922: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:44:37 PM

"Entire group? Either that was sleepy me talking or you're making things up." Bianca sighs and vows to tell William to really put some runes in his underwear.

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1923: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:48:52 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:35:17 PM by PsychoFreaX

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snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#1924: Sep 12th 2011 at 10:56:55 PM

Bianca smirks. "Dear me, I had so much fun last night abd I was so worried about my ovulation that it flat out slipped my mind. Our alibi can accomodate them easily."

Humans, she has observed, have a strange reluctance of discussing sex and fertility. True, it is an intimate act of love, and Bianca disapproves of prostitution, but in the end, it is a simple biological process. Not that keeping Prisha comfortable is her top concern.

edited 12th Sep '11 10:58:06 PM by snowfoxofdeath

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#1925: Sep 13th 2011 at 5:42:13 AM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 3:35:27 PM by PsychoFreaX

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