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KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#951: Aug 9th 2011 at 7:44:56 AM

After thinking about it, Alice finally said, "I could go for ribs. A barbecue. Hey, Python! Ever had meat, off the bone, smoked, cooked, and drenched with spicy sauce?" She grinned, licked her lips, and said, "I assure you, it's Earth's finest export!"

edited 9th Aug '11 8:07:09 AM by KillerClowns

draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#952: Aug 9th 2011 at 7:55:16 AM

Python smiled, "Off course, on my planet we eat the ribs of domesticated ceratopsians, I could go for ribs as well then."

PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#953: Aug 9th 2011 at 10:30:46 AM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 4:40:11 AM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#954: Aug 9th 2011 at 10:46:24 AM

While Python rode in the BMW, a different individual was running, barreling across the outskirts of Vegas.

She, at least, it looked like a she, looked like Python's species, but a little different. While she had two toed feet and three fingered hands, with the same strips on the tail, ankles, wrist, and her neck and sides, her arms where shorter and she was smaller, with a shorter tail. The most distinguishing feature was that she had a longer jaw and a crest on the back of head.

Eventually she came to a warehouse, immediately burst through the door and screamed at any humans in the building, "Where the hell is Python? You humans better tell where the hell he is or I'll fire and ice where one of ya."

Note, Python's acquaintance has entered the Heist safe house

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#955: Aug 9th 2011 at 10:50:08 AM

To hell with this.

William searches his pockets for his last bomb. Thankfully, it's a small one, so they won't get too angry... hopefully. He used up several during the escape, and he imagines the look on Kobayashi's face when he saw the damage done to his mansion. Heh. Grinning, he kicks the door again, giving them one more chance.

He turns the key on the bomb and retreats from a safe distance. One explosion later, William has a smoking, jagged hole to crawl through the metal door.

"Oi, who's there? Not armed, I assure you, just— what is that?" He stares at the reptilian creature. "How did you get in? I could have saved my last bomb!"

Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey Bitchfest
draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#956: Aug 9th 2011 at 10:52:39 AM

The being screeched a sound wave at William, "I kicked it open, human, what are you blind, now tell me where Python is!"

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#957: Aug 9th 2011 at 10:55:52 AM

After recovering from the sound wave, William says, "Shit! I don't know where your friend is! I'm looking for someone too, okay? Bloody hell!"

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draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#958: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:00:23 AM

She was about to fire a blast of fire at the human, "He's not my friend you imbecilic human, he's my mate!" She was furious, "now one of you tell me where he is, before I chew you faces off."

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#959: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:02:35 AM

"Don't kill me! I don't know where he is at the moment, but I know that he's living here for now! Except you probably already know that. Just don't kill me!"

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draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#960: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:04:25 AM

Her faced grew angrier as her teeth became more obvious, "I don't care if you don't know, I'll probably kill you anyway!"

Dvdmacyoshi Since: Jul, 2011
#961: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:05:26 AM

Charlie burst out the door of the safehouse. What's with all the noise? Are the others back from their tour?

He then saw the creature similiar to Python and William.

"Oh, what the hell is it now?"

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#962: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:05:57 AM

"To hell with you, then." William summons his sword and puts on his coat. Any rose petals left? He quickly feels in his pockets. Enough to shield him from a fire blast. One.

Shit.

A man has arrived. "Oh, hey. If you're not going to help me get rid of this thing, why don't you get out of the way?"

edited 9th Aug '11 11:07:10 AM by snowfoxofdeath

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draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#963: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:07:34 AM

She was pissed at the presence of the sword, "Screw you then," she blasted three volleys of ice then charged, while making a sound wave screech.

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#964: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:13:10 AM

William dives out of the way as soon as he felt the cold and the beast charges. He makes a wild swing with the sword.

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#965: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:14:44 AM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 4:40:42 AM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#966: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:17:12 AM

She dodged the sword, narrowly avoiding it, "Well human, you're better then I would have thought," She calmed down, "How about, if we calm down, I'll help you find your friend, if you help me find my mate, deal?"

snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#967: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:18:53 AM

"And you didn't suggest this earlier because...?" William puts away the sword and sighs. "Psychos. You're all the same. And who are you?" He points at the man and the... girl, probably that had been standing around.

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#968: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:31:23 AM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 4:40:59 AM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#969: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:43:16 AM

"Well, this isn't a typical house, so that's not relevant, sweetie. You honestly think I'm stupid enough to carry this on the street? Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? What a riot. So, what's your business here?"

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PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#970: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:52:00 AM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 4:41:16 AM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
snowfoxofdeath Thou errant flap-dragon! from San Francisco Suburb Since: Apr, 2012
Thou errant flap-dragon!
#971: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:54:18 AM

"Aw, hell. Let me talk to Bianca and then we can all hold hands around the fire and sing Ode an die Freude, okay? I'm really not here to hurt you."

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Dvdmacyoshi Since: Jul, 2011
#972: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:57:03 AM

"No, it's cool, miss..." Charlie stared at Prisha for a moment. "Hmm... you seem familiar. Either way, These... are... friends of mine! Yes... that's the truth, the truth is that, I'm not lying or anything!" Charlie let out an awkward laugh, then signaled to The reptile and William. "Come in now... Friends. We can talk inside."

draconiansuperior The Draconic Superior from Home, doing stuff Since: May, 2011
The Draconic Superior
#973: Aug 9th 2011 at 11:58:47 AM

She walked toward Charlie, "Human do you happen to know where Python is?"

PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#974: Aug 9th 2011 at 12:01:27 PM

An illusion made by Mitsu.

edited 17th Sep '12 4:41:40 AM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
Dvdmacyoshi Since: Jul, 2011
#975: Aug 9th 2011 at 12:06:26 PM

"Yes, I know where Python is. And Bianca. Come inside away from the street, so we can talk in private."

Charlie then turned to Prisha.

"Thank you for your...concern, m'aam, but your assistance isn't needed here. Now, umm... shoo."

Charlie smacked himself in the forehead. Shoo? Wow, he really is bad at conversation.


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