"Oh no, Shotaro!" Fluttershy gasped in fright seeing the Rider going into some kinda of seizure. "Shotaro, can you hear me? O-Oh dear....." Fluttershy reached into one of her saddlebags and pulled out a hankercheif, wiping away the froth from the detective's mouth. She then flew in front of him, blocking his view of screen and gently spoke to me like she would a poor, frightened animal.
"Okay, okay, just calm down, breath.....breath...." she said softly.
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!Cletus stood motionless, his hands upward in a gesture of confusion, frustration, and incomprehension. This was let loose in an explosion of rage.
"...HOW THE HELL IS HE MURDERING PEOPLE FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL IN ENGLAND?! WHAT IS HIS MOTIVE?! WHAT DOES HE STAND TO GAIN OR LOSE BASED UPON THEIR DEMISE?!"
Thankfully, Shotaro was having a siezure, which proved far more articulate alternative to the "fanfic". He could swear it actually had punctuation as well.
"Ah crap. Somebody help me hold him down!"
...and that's terrible.Nanoha was, by this point, wishing this story would end. It wasn't good at all! And it was all about killing... Fate's Sailor Moon story had at least been very sweet-natured.
And yet, more text appeared.
Light switched on the news. There were lots of evil people on tv so he wrote their names down and killed them. Dark meanwhile was still unpacking his box which was full of detective stuff he had been given while he was at Watari's house.
The door bell rang and Light shouted I'll get it! He ran down the stairs and opened the door. It was Misa!
Misa was wearing a lacy dress but it wasn't all goth like her old one. Instead it was white and had blue skirt which was short.
"Ah Misa! I am happy to see you!" Light said hugging. He looked around sacredly his mom was in the next room and might hear him.
"Did you bring the" he winked "homework" he winked again.
Yes.
"Come with me" he said and they went upstairs.
Light and Misa went upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Hang on I'm getting changed" said Dark.
"Ok he's probably naked so you can't go in there. Wait out here for me" said Light to Misa as he opened the door.
Once Misa was alone Sayu came out the closet (get it! : P ).
"Hey Misa! I know your secret!" she said.
Jack had thought not reading it would be better than reading it. But listening to the horrified reactions from everyone around him was just as bad. Worse, because it made him want to know what was doing this to them so he could stop it, even though he knew he couldn't. He ground his teeth and kept his eyes shut.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao TzuOh jeez. Pansies. It's not THAT bad. "Fine, doctor, I'll just read it in silence. I just don't see what you're all complaining about."
Tyrell returned to his seat and calmly continued to watch the video. The Doctor and Fluttershy could tend to any overreactions.
Well I don't think I can properly enjoy it with them whining so much. Maybe I'll just go to sleep for a bit.
Fairly soon his eyes began to droop. Eventually Tyrell could be heard snoring softly, completely at peace with the world.
Fluttershy sighed in relief when Shotaro calmed down. Then he told her not to look. "Don't look? What do you.....?"
She read the next section. Her eyes widened and her pupils shrank. "EEP!" she squeaked, and quickly closed her eyes, buried her head in her large mane, and covered it all with her forelegs.
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!

There was so much killing in this story... and it was just random characters, too, as far as Nanoha could tell. That felt wrong...
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Soichiro took the trunk off the spinner and carried it to the car. Noone but him knew that Dark was hiding inside it. They went through the x ray machine but that was no danger because the box had lead in it and that confused the machine and stopped the x rays being seen. Once noone could see them Soichiro opened the box and Dark jumped out.
"Good job dad!" said Dark as he jumped into the car.
"Now take me to Light. I have a lot of interesting things to say to him….."
PRESENT DAY
L dodged Light's dad's bullets and ran across the room. He hid behind a pile of candy and said "Stop Soichiro! I can help you"
Then Soichiro ran over and said "I know I have not really betrayed you. Instead I have learned that Dark killed Watari and Mello." L was shocked.
"In fact I think that Dark is Kira"
"Of course! It all makes sense now!" shouted L. "He framed his twin brother when in fact he is killing people somehow. We have to stop him!"
"I think I have a plan…." Said Soichiro twisting his mustache like an evil guy.
DON'T WORRY THERE'S MORE SOON!