I haven't watched Part 1 in a while, but did Naruto say this in a really bad translation somewhere, or am I forgetting an episode?
edited 3rd Apr '14 10:53:30 AM by Soble
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Nope, it's still best friend. I just assume losing a very precious person is what triggers it, as Itachi, Shisui, Izuna, and Madara didn't kill their best friends to get it. Not to mention Kakashi was arguably Obito's best friend, Rin was a 'precious person'.
I'm pretty sure Itachi told Sasuke to kill his best friend to get it, but considering he thought repeatedly Mind Raping him was good for his mental stability... It's likely Itachi came up with it thinking "If I tell him I killed my best friend for it, and he knows I am a monster. Therefor he will never kill his best friend!"
Stupid Crackfic Idea:
As the Kyuubi is preparing to Bijuudama them off the face of the Earth, Gamabunta reveals that the reason there's a giant ass fox trying to kill them is because Gamabunta pooped in his toaster, and Kurama gets cranky if he doesn't get two slices of buttered toast with his coffe every morning, and everything gets dumber from there on.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariAlso, Sasuke is played by Tommy Wiseau, so he's described as a five foot girly haired French zombie. And he's still a Chick Magnet.
edited 4th Apr '14 6:19:41 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariWell, if you can write something more retarded than my Maximum Paradise Driver, hats off to you.
Pfft. If you want to write something truly retarded, just copy off of The Room.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
No, try making Konoha Nights if you want something supremely retarded.
Oh please, even something like that has people who think it's So Bad, It's Good. True terribleness needs to drive away everyone who tries to see it and must leave you feeling like you've wasted your time, only once you can do that can you claim to have created post modern art.
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Haha, didn't even know that existed.
You can't fool me, Ima google it right now.
Man what was that author even going for? It's not like the writing was god awful, just, is there a need for so many giant monster penises and weird preteen impregnation by said monsters?
edited 4th Apr '14 7:55:07 AM by Ironypus
I could take it if it was played for laughs, but the fact that the author expects me to be turned on by it...
Yeaaaah, no.
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I wonder if there's a Naruto version...
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

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