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Duncan0Idaho Since: Aug, 2012
#7176: Apr 3rd 2014 at 9:37:59 AM

@Kaitenhammer

Izanagi can be used only by those with the genetic traits of the Sage of the Six Paths. The Uchiha, descended from the Sage, are able to perform Izanagi with their Sharingan. In exchange for the brief control of reality that it allows them, the Sharingan with which Izanagi is cast becomes blind.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#7177: Apr 3rd 2014 at 10:47:13 AM

@Kaitenhammer

Next time you reply to a post, read the entire post before replying, 'cause otherwise, you'll look dumb.

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Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#7178: Apr 3rd 2014 at 10:53:21 AM

With the requirements of unlocking the Mangekyo being to experience the trauma of losing your most precious person

I haven't watched Part 1 in a while, but did Naruto say this in a really bad translation somewhere, or am I forgetting an episode?

edited 3rd Apr '14 10:53:30 AM by Soble

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Karnality Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
#7180: Apr 3rd 2014 at 12:41:38 PM

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Nope, it's still best friend. I just assume losing a very precious person is what triggers it, as Itachi, Shisui, Izuna, and Madara didn't kill their best friends to get it. Not to mention Kakashi was arguably Obito's best friend, Rin was a 'precious person'.

I'm pretty sure Itachi told Sasuke to kill his best friend to get it, but considering he thought repeatedly Mind Raping him was good for his mental stability... It's likely Itachi came up with it thinking "If I tell him I killed my best friend for it, and he knows I am a monster. Therefor he will never kill his best friend!"

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#7181: Apr 3rd 2014 at 1:08:56 PM

Rin was, clearly, wholly unimportant to Obito. As in 'Rin the Person' was unimportant to him. Rin the object of his obsession, though...

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Duncan0Idaho Since: Aug, 2012
#7182: Apr 3rd 2014 at 1:53:12 PM

@kaitenhammer point taken, if memory does not fails me Sasuke used it once before he swapped eyes with Itachi.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7183: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:02:21 AM

Stupid Crackfic Idea:

As the Kyuubi is preparing to Bijuudama them off the face of the Earth, Gamabunta reveals that the reason there's a giant ass fox trying to kill them is because Gamabunta pooped in his toaster, and Kurama gets cranky if he doesn't get two slices of buttered toast with his coffe every morning, and everything gets dumber from there on.

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ScorpioRat from Houston, Texas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#7184: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:13:54 AM

"I will have my balanced breakfast, even if I have to kill everyone to get it!"

Fund it.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7185: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:19:26 AM

Also, Sasuke is played by Tommy Wiseau, so he's described as a five foot girly haired French zombie. And he's still a Chick Magnet.

edited 4th Apr '14 6:19:41 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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Karnality Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
#7186: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:31:15 AM

Would that make Naruto Mark?

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7187: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:33:11 AM

Pfft, of course not. Itachi is Mark. And also Lisa.

Yeah, it's complicated. Itachi NTR's himself from Sasuke.

edited 4th Apr '14 6:33:30 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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Nitramy Evil-Smiting Umbrella from Antipolo City, PH Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#7188: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:51:18 AM

*chuckles darkly*

Neither goony beard-men nor rainbow-haired she-twinks will stand in the way of my dreams!
Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7190: Apr 4th 2014 at 6:55:03 AM

Nah, Naruto is a sentient, humanoid Spoon.

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Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#7191: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:05:27 AM

...Which is presumably used in Kurama's breakfast based plotline.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7192: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:10:39 AM

Possibly. There might be a spoon-shaped spaceship and spoon-themed aliens involved.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#7193: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:12:31 AM

Well, if you can write something more retarded than my Maximum Paradise Driver, hats off to you.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7194: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:25:31 AM

Pfft. If you want to write something truly retarded, just copy off of The Room.

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Nitramy Evil-Smiting Umbrella from Antipolo City, PH Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Evil-Smiting Umbrella
#7195: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:30:28 AM

[up] No, try making Konoha Nights if you want something supremely retarded.

Neither goony beard-men nor rainbow-haired she-twinks will stand in the way of my dreams!
Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#7196: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:30:29 AM

Oh please, even something like that has people who think it's So Bad, It's Good. True terribleness needs to drive away everyone who tries to see it and must leave you feeling like you've wasted your time, only once you can do that can you claim to have created post modern art.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7197: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:34:22 AM

So...

...

The Rise of the Meretrix, then?

Also, no, don't google it. You really don't want to know.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#7198: Apr 4th 2014 at 7:36:25 AM

[up][up][up]Haha, didn't even know that existed.

[up]You can't fool me, Ima google it right now.

Man what was that author even going for? It's not like the writing was god awful, just, is there a need for so many giant monster penises and weird preteen impregnation by said monsters?

edited 4th Apr '14 7:55:07 AM by Ironypus

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#7199: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:05:43 AM

I could take it if it was played for laughs, but the fact that the author expects me to be turned on by it...

Yeaaaah, no.

...

I wonder if there's a Naruto version...

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#7200: Apr 4th 2014 at 8:22:39 AM

This could be your magnum opus: Kurama's Breakfast Meretix in The Konoha Nights Room.

A story so singularly convoluted and revolting it makes you physically sick to write.

edited 4th Apr '14 8:23:28 AM by Ironypus


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