Many thanks. I sincerely appreciate you destroying stuff.
Anyway, I crunched the numbers and/or just blatantly stole Dundee's information but here's the server->client order so far.
Players: Dead Man, Space Phantom, Stuffed Animal, Loid, Teebert, Phoenixor, Bocaj, Dundee
Stuffed Animal —> Loid
Teebert -> Bocaj —> Dead Man -> Dundee -> Phoenixor —> Space Phantom
Loid, you need to connect to Teebert. Space Phantom needs to connect to SA if he hasn't already. And everyone needs to send me five bucks. Its essential for the success of this game.
S'okay. I threw my brother's random stuffed platypus into the floaty thing and now its a platypus patterned floaty thing. I guess I'm good to go.
I'mma throw this bowling ball at some empty bottles that I've decided are pins. Oh crap, the bowling ball brok
edited 8th Jul '11 10:12:17 PM by Bocaj
Forever liveblogging the AvengersOoooh, okay! I think I've got a better idea of how to do this...
>Indulge in complicated shenanigans
>Finally alchemize the object defined by the prepunched card
Okay, I've got this bright green THING that looks like a toilet paper roll dressed up in wrapping paper.
◊ What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing.
edited 1st Oct '11 9:33:10 PM by dundee_998
Oh god what's happening :( :( :( Oh yeah, this is part fighter, isn't it... Are the monsters really that scary?
>Glance out your window. The meteors are coming more quickly now, and the house of a family you used to know is gone. The air is full of wind, and the meteors are doing strange things to the air pressure and clouds. The tsunami klaxons have been going for hours, but everyone's too scared to leave their homes. You hear a great crashing splash; a big one has landed in the ocean. A wave is coming. You don't have much time. You twist the giant green tootsie roll in your hands nervously, when one last meteor hits the beach and the thing comes apart in your hands with a whimsical crack and a spray of confetti.
The world goes grey. The klaxons have stopped. Your dog is barking.
edited 9th Jul '11 4:19:18 AM by dundee_998
I'm alive. I think. My dog just came racing into my room, though, poor thing's whimpering like mad and it's driving me crazy. Can't quite tell whether I'm in the Medium or not with all this fog, Land of Vapor and Shadow, btw but I haven't heard anymore meteors for a while. Oh, excuse me.
Okay, looks like the Turkeyraper Hot oil + baster + cleaver works pretty well against these guys. That was not as stressful as I thought it would be.
All right.. I'll just pick one up and... *Uses the hipster to clear out the others*
OK, all good, but once you're in the medium, have somebody send you the code for a possible weapon.
Oh, on sec, I see something that may be trou
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantomwell since i still dont have that prepunched card to make my thingy with ill just look around for something to use as a weapon
hmmmmm cash register? too unwieldy. coffee machine? too heavy and too unwieldy. pound cake? no i am stocking up on that to survive on i cannot use it as a weapon and why the hell would i try and cave someones skull in with a cake i mean holy shit that is retarded.
i guess ill just go ahead and get ready to make my thingy
i just need to pop stuff out of the cruxtruder, right?
"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLKalrighty, i popped the thingy out of the cruxtruder but then there was a little glowing orb thingy that floated out and hung there for a while and then one of the hipsters tried to run back inside and charged through the door and then tripped and fell into the orb thingy and now ive got a glowing floaty hipster ghost babbling nonsensical obscure lyrics to me stuff like in the minds eye floats your blade take it strike and look to the sky for the answers theyre floating in the clouds and youll try and sleep and the night imps will come and steal your eyes
yknow the usual kind of pretentious hipster bullshit one would expect from a hipster ghost
so yeah, i could use that prepunched card anytime now
"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK

>Deploy alchemiter
You clear out the kitchen (hahaha, silly broken water main, you may try and threaten to flood the kitchen, but you'll be separated soon enough) and drop the alchemiter in.
>Deploy Punch Designix
You drop the piano-looking thing on top of a real genuine tiny casio keyboard that barely has two octaves worth of keys.
alrighty there you go boxcar
"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK