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Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#126: Jul 8th 2011 at 10:04:21 PM

>Deploy alchemiter

You clear out the kitchen (hahaha, silly broken water main, you may try and threaten to flood the kitchen, but you'll be separated soon enough) and drop the alchemiter in.

>Deploy Punch Designix

You drop the piano-looking thing on top of a real genuine tiny casio keyboard that barely has two octaves worth of keys.

alrighty there you go boxcar

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#127: Jul 8th 2011 at 10:10:48 PM

Many thanks. I sincerely appreciate you destroying stuff.

Anyway, I crunched the numbers and/or just blatantly stole Dundee's information but here's the server->client order so far.

Players: Dead Man, Space Phantom, Stuffed Animal, Loid, Teebert, Phoenixor, Bocaj, Dundee

Stuffed Animal —> Loid

Teebert -> Bocaj —> Dead Man -> Dundee -> Phoenixor —> Space Phantom

Loid, you need to connect to Teebert. Space Phantom needs to connect to SA if he hasn't already. And everyone needs to send me five bucks. Its essential for the success of this game.

S'okay. I threw my brother's random stuffed platypus into the floaty thing and now its a platypus patterned floaty thing. I guess I'm good to go.

I'mma throw this bowling ball at some empty bottles that I've decided are pins. Oh crap, the bowling ball brok

edited 8th Jul '11 10:12:17 PM by Bocaj

Forever liveblogging the Avengers
dundee_998 Seer of Smut Since: Jul, 2009
Seer of Smut
#128: Jul 8th 2011 at 10:38:45 PM

Ooooh, okay! I think I've got a better idea of how to do this...

>Indulge in complicated shenanigans

>Finally alchemize the object defined by the prepunched card

Okay, I've got this bright green THING that looks like a toilet paper roll dressed up in wrapping paper. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing.

edited 1st Oct '11 9:33:10 PM by dundee_998

Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#129: Jul 8th 2011 at 11:39:43 PM

Got it, I'm doing it now.

Aaaaaand... connected.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#130: Jul 9th 2011 at 4:03:35 AM

>Emerge back into view, covered in black blood.

You do so, panting angrily and shaking off your coated hammer.

"Okay, going down there was a bad idea. Like, really terrible. I'm just going to stay up here forever now, okay?"

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
dundee_998 Seer of Smut Since: Jul, 2009
Seer of Smut
#131: Jul 9th 2011 at 4:17:41 AM

Oh god what's happening :( :( :( Oh yeah, this is part fighter, isn't it... Are the monsters really that scary?

>Glance out your window. The meteors are coming more quickly now, and the house of a family you used to know is gone. The air is full of wind, and the meteors are doing strange things to the air pressure and clouds. The tsunami klaxons have been going for hours, but everyone's too scared to leave their homes. You hear a great crashing splash; a big one has landed in the ocean. A wave is coming. You don't have much time. You twist the giant green tootsie roll in your hands nervously, when one last meteor hits the beach and the thing comes apart in your hands with a whimsical crack and a spray of confetti.

The world goes grey. The klaxons have stopped. Your dog is barking.

edited 9th Jul '11 4:19:18 AM by dundee_998

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#132: Jul 9th 2011 at 4:21:56 AM

The small ones aren't bad, but the big ones... Oh boy. Only just got out of there intact. Keep clear of those.

Are you still there? Did you get meteor'd? Oh, this isn't good...

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#133: Jul 9th 2011 at 4:24:20 AM

OK, first things first, I'm going to need space to deploy this stuff. I'm just going to toss everything in this bedroom out of here, and... OK, I'm going to begin deploying machines.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
dundee_998 Seer of Smut Since: Jul, 2009
Seer of Smut
#134: Jul 9th 2011 at 4:51:58 AM

I'm alive. I think. My dog just came racing into my room, though, poor thing's whimpering like mad and it's driving me crazy. Can't quite tell whether I'm in the Medium or not with all this fog, Land of Vapor and Shadow, btw but I haven't heard anymore meteors for a while. Oh, excuse me.


Okay, looks like the Turkeyraper Hot oil + baster + cleaver works pretty well against these guys. That was not as stressful as I thought it would be.

Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#135: Jul 9th 2011 at 7:19:16 AM

bedroom wut

im at a starbucks

oh maybe there are people living above it that makes sense

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#136: Jul 9th 2011 at 8:32:25 AM

OK, deployed the Totem Lathe and the Cruxtruder. Doing the Alchemiter right now.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#137: Jul 9th 2011 at 9:54:50 AM

dammit all the hipsters are poking and prodding the stuff

loid chuck em out of the coffee shop before they fuck everything up

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#138: Jul 9th 2011 at 9:57:21 AM

You have a weapon. Do it yourself.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#139: Jul 9th 2011 at 10:05:04 AM

Oh God they're thumping against the door. Stay out, you beasts! I don't want what you're selling! I need a better weapon than this old sledgehammer, that's for sure. Where did that thing go that... oh, on the other side of the door.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#140: Jul 9th 2011 at 10:34:33 AM

but i dont have a weapon

like

whats there to use in a coffee shop as a weapon? absolutely nothing and i dont carry swords or guns or anything on me i mean geez im not some kind of ax crazy murderer all ready to slice up some bitches

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
dundee_998 Seer of Smut Since: Jul, 2009
Seer of Smut
#141: Jul 9th 2011 at 10:39:07 AM

Boiling water, maybe? Mine were killed pretty easily under boiling oil, so it would probably work. The tricky part is to hook it up to a hose...

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#142: Jul 9th 2011 at 10:41:07 AM

Why not try brandishing a coffee machine in a threatening way? Might help get them out before everything goes kersplode.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#143: Jul 9th 2011 at 10:54:46 AM

All right.. I'll just pick one up and... *Uses the hipster to clear out the others*

OK, all good, but once you're in the medium, have somebody send you the code for a possible weapon.

Oh, on sec, I see something that may be trou

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#144: Jul 9th 2011 at 11:44:06 AM

well since i still dont have that prepunched card to make my thingy with ill just look around for something to use as a weapon

hmmmmm cash register? too unwieldy. coffee machine? too heavy and too unwieldy. pound cake? no i am stocking up on that to survive on i cannot use it as a weapon and why the hell would i try and cave someones skull in with a cake i mean holy shit that is retarded.

i guess ill just go ahead and get ready to make my thingy

i just need to pop stuff out of the cruxtruder, right?

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#145: Jul 9th 2011 at 11:44:39 AM

Yes.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#146: Jul 9th 2011 at 12:32:46 PM

alrighty, i popped the thingy out of the cruxtruder but then there was a little glowing orb thingy that floated out and hung there for a while and then one of the hipsters tried to run back inside and charged through the door and then tripped and fell into the orb thingy and now ive got a glowing floaty hipster ghost babbling nonsensical obscure lyrics to me stuff like in the minds eye floats your blade take it strike and look to the sky for the answers theyre floating in the clouds and youll try and sleep and the night imps will come and steal your eyes

yknow the usual kind of pretentious hipster bullshit one would expect from a hipster ghost

so yeah, i could use that prepunched card anytime now

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#147: Jul 9th 2011 at 12:34:53 PM

You still gotta break a thingy.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#148: Jul 9th 2011 at 12:44:04 PM

cant break the thingy without the prepunched card to make that thingy

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#149: Jul 9th 2011 at 12:51:26 PM

Well, I'm sending it now.

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
dundee_998 Seer of Smut Since: Jul, 2009
Seer of Smut
#150: Jul 9th 2011 at 12:59:51 PM

So is this how the chain is looking? And Space Phantom still needs to link up to Stuffed Animal?

Stuffed Animal —> Loid —> Teebert —> Bocaj —> Dead Man —> Dundee —> Phoenixor —> Space Phantom —> Stuffed Animal?


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