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TacoWiz title from location
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Jul 3rd 2011 at 4:48:31 AM

When Applejack was a child, she lived on the farm with her grandmother and Big Macintosh.

Her parents were nowhere to be seen.

Over a decade later, her parents are still nowhere to be seen, and she suddenly has a "little sister".

Judging by the way Applejack speaks, it's obvious she comes from several generations of inbreeding. It probably wouldn't be too out of the ordinary for her family.

And having grown up on a farm, she probably has seen so many animals reproduce that the idea of casual sex doesn't seem to have any problems in her mind.

There. Try and disprove this.

I decided to post this in the WMG forum instead of on the show's WMG page so that I could see someone try to disprove it.

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:00:12 AM by TacoWiz

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Jul 3rd 2011 at 5:18:36 AM

*disproves it*

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TacoWiz title from location
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Jul 3rd 2011 at 5:24:56 AM

[up] [Big "NO!"]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/Big "NO!"]

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Jul 3rd 2011 at 1:00:23 PM

Yes.Yes!YES!!!!

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randomguy123 Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
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Jul 6th 2011 at 3:23:55 PM

She's adopted.

BAM!

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randomguy123 Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
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Jul 6th 2011 at 7:16:11 PM

^ Now you're adding either dead mothers, unwed mothers (unlikely, considering how "wholesome" equestria seems) or parents unwilling to care for a child to MLP. Is that supposed to be any better than the original WMG?

edited 6th Jul '11 7:17:26 PM by randomguy123

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BrightBlueInk It's all a conspiracy. from Colorado, USA
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Jul 6th 2011 at 11:23:13 PM

Judging by the way Applejack speaks, it's obvious she comes from several generations of inbreeding.

DUDE! It's an ACCENT!

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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Jul 13th 2011 at 11:59:09 PM

This is a show for little girls. Pony babies probbly get dropped off by the stork.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Vox Pathological Monster
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Jul 15th 2011 at 9:33:02 AM

[up] No, I'm pretty sure Lauren Faust stated that ponies reproduce in the "normal mammalian manner".

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Jul 15th 2011 at 10:15:51 AM

Mammals don't get dropped off by the stork?

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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Jul 17th 2011 at 5:02:00 AM

Apple Jack is a lesbian. There we go that means Apple Bloom's dad is Rarity.

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randomguy123 Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
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Jul 17th 2011 at 6:14:46 PM

Okay, whether gays/lesbians can be married and raise families in Equestria or not, it's still biologically impossible for two females to create a baby together. So that leaves us a few options. One: Gender Bender magic (and in that case, who gets "bent"?). Two: Advanced medicine, biology and technology beyond what we've seen so far in the show (ignoring the weather machines) and they find a willing donor. Three, one of them has sex with someone who isn't the other partner in the relationship but the other person doesn't mind and helps raise the child. In those last two cases, who's the father? This thread assumes the answer is Big Macintosh.

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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Jul 18th 2011 at 10:13:33 AM

[up] well of corse they have lesbin fertility on the show.

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randomguy123 Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
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Jul 19th 2011 at 7:37:46 AM

What evidence can you provide?

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere.
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Jul 19th 2011 at 8:40:43 AM

Would a fan fiction source count?

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Jul 20th 2011 at 11:38:18 AM

I actually do agree that Applejack is most Likly Applebloom's mother however that does not make Big Macintosh the father, I have seen many cases where the older brothers of unwed mothers become a sort of father figure, that doesn't make him the father. I also don't find it strange that they call her sister so she can have a bit more normal life.

RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Jul 20th 2011 at 12:37:46 PM

[up]Rarity is the mother, but yes I agree.

edited 20th Jul '11 12:38:05 PM by RandomChaos

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Jul 23rd 2011 at 3:02:48 AM

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PENGUIN?

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BagofMagicFood Second banana
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Jul 24th 2011 at 5:33:16 AM

So that's what happened to Charlatan.

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cygnavamp from Louisiana
Jul 30th 2011 at 4:16:45 PM

I remember bringing up on one of the MLP pages the tradition of naming horses after the parents with their official "last name" being "By (sire's name) Out Of (dam's name). I started thinking about what would happen if some of the ponies mated and what they'd name their foals. If Rarity and Blueblood had foals, they might name them after blue gemstones like Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli or Aquamarine. If Rainbow Dash and Braeburn had foals they might be named Rain O Fire, Dash Burn or Apple Drop. If Fluttershy and Big Macintosh had foals they might be named Fruit Fly, Monarch or Alley Apple. (After the only apple that can fly!)

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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Aug 1st 2011 at 12:38:59 AM

Rarity will not hook up with blueblood and those Fluttertosh names scuck.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
cygnavamp from Louisiana
Aug 3rd 2011 at 3:17:59 PM

Yeah, "Fruit Fly" does kinda suck. And Alley Apple calls for too much thinking. I still think I like the name Monarch.

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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world
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Aug 6th 2011 at 5:05:44 PM

If Ditzy Doo somehow had a daughter with Carrot Top her name would be Muffin Top.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.

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