You ask the next poster a question, and then the next poster answers it and posts their own question.
Do you own any pets?
Li'l Shardfinder
Man.
Do you hate me? :c
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Are you mad?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Li'l Shardfinder
No.
Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Am I a weirdo?
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Depends on which kind of mad. I'm not angry. I rarely get angry. However, I may be a little off the deep end, so if you're wondering about that kind of mad, then the answer may be yes.
Okay then...
If a car leaves Denver going 250 mph, and a second car leaves Phoenix going 275 mph, what is the probability that the drivers will be thrown in the same jail?
edited 9th Jan '13 7:03:07 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
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1/8192. No wait, that's the probability of getting a Shiny Pokémon.
If you woke up giant(105' tall; it takes 6' to reach the ankle), what would you do first?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Hello!
See about some unlikely travel to Europe actually!
If you could be any animal, what would it be?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
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A unicorn.
Are you forever alone?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Am I a weirdo?
Something that can fly. Probably an eagle.
Forever is a rather long time, is it not? I guess I'm alone now, but I certainly won't be forever.
Where in the world do you most want to visit?
edited 9th Jan '13 7:42:23 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Dark Master of Stairs
I've always thought it would be cool to visit a monastery in Nepal.
How do you feel about being the center of attention?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
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I don't like it that much.
What is your Western Zodiac sign?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Cancer.
When do you think Star Trek really hit the skids?
Couldn't tell you, I watched like ONE episode of the original series (I think) and nothing else.
Did you like the Sonic fan film?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
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I have yet to see it, but I will look it up.
What is the dumbest question you have been asked in real life?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Can't think of any one dumb question,I've been asked many dumb questions that I've tried my best to blot out.
Have you ever crossed The Golden Gate Bridge?
ETERNAL
Being a Brit who has only ever been to America once, I haven't. Even then I was in Washington DC, far from the Golden Gate Bridge.
Would you rather take a holiday abroad or in your home nation?
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Dark Master of Stairs
I'm a man of simple tastes; I love exploring new places, but for a relaxing holiday I'd much rather stay here, really.
Do you have any New Year's resolutions, and if so how are they going so far?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
OH YES!!
My resolution was to not be online so much. I failed that one right off the bat.
What is your favorite literary genre?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Hohoende, kudasai!
Fantasy or horror. Do you consider yourself good looking?
Everything is a lie.
Hello!
I personally don't think I'm a looker.
Do you have any plans to begin something new?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Dark Master of Stairs
Yes; I'm outlining a program to teach chess using puzzles and a storyline.
What's your idea of a well-spent Friday evening?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
My idea of a well-spent Friday evening is hanging out with a friend, going to a movie, then going home and reading or getting on TV Tropes.
What's the most embearassing thing that's ever happened to you?
edited 11th Jan '13 6:53:03 AM by FantasyLiver
Freelance Worrywart
It shall only be known as the Pritt Stick incident, and it destroyed my street cred at my secondary school permanently.
What books do you read? Also why?
Usually fantasy genre books,or dark-comedy,..with the occasional historical fiction or horror. At the moment though The Dresden Files and The Emerald Atlas
Dark Master of Stairs
Do you have a Signature Move?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Probably scream.
Are you a man or a mouse?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.