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KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#76: Jun 24th 2011 at 7:08:02 AM

"Yes, sir!" Red immediately took control of one of the terminals and set to work. She accessed the Octons' network and zeroed in on the one that was actively fighting at the moment. He's right. Something weird is happening with the nanomachines. Let's see if I can trace it...

She tapped the keys furiously and soon discovered where the attack was coming from. She decided to send a message to her new foe.

"These are not your toys. Please stop playing with them. d(^_^)b "

She remotely shut down the affected nanomachines and rerouted cycles to the unaffected ones. That should hold for now, but it's just a bandaid. I need to put a stop to this. Permanently...

She welcomed the challenge.

edited 24th Jun '11 7:10:26 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#77: Jun 24th 2011 at 7:33:19 AM

Somewhere in America, a computer turned on relaying the message to the machine's operator. The owner of the Good Eatings Deli in Detroit scratched his head in confusion at the message about not playing with toys. He didn't get that at all.

The hacker sucked pepsi through a straw in the bottle, typing with one hand lazily as Steel attacked the robots again. He could see through Jet's visor, and chuckled as a tentacle hit Zarakava. He saw Red's message and rerouting diverted uselessly to some food place, and grinned. In response, she sent a file that contained every bit of personal details on Red Alert, including her real name, age, nationality and a picture of her as a baby.

He typed back to her 'Were you always this adorable?', and then pressed some keys, cleverly causing Red Alert to shut down the wrong nanomachines instead, creating a satisfying result.

The Octon let out a screech as it's headpiece explode, and fell to the floor. It was dead, and now it was only Jet Steel VS Zarakava. The Frogs who had been called were now attacking an innocent group of dressing room lockers, thinking they were enemy forces.

edited 24th Jun '11 7:43:51 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#78: Jun 24th 2011 at 7:52:19 AM

Red leaned back in her chair after recieving the message. Cute...

She suddenly saw a flashing on one of the other monitors. The Octon that had been hacked had suddenly expired. She frowned. This guy was good.

No sense wasting another Octon. Zarakava can likely handle it from here.

She then noticed an anomaly occuring in a dressing room near the armory: It seems that a few of the Frogs were attcking the lockers. Red pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. Damn nanomachines...

She stared at the message on her screen, along with the volumes of information that came with it.

She then typed, "Bravo. You have my attention. What's your angle?"

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Zarakava from the Basement. Since: Jun, 2011
#79: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:05:37 AM

With the Octon out of the way, Zarakava could finally direct all his attention to the Ninja.

"I'll ask again. Who are you, and what do you want. If you don't answer me, I'll use all my power to kill you. I don't think you want that to happen, do you?"

The ninja continuing to hack at the destroyed Octon, Zarakava took his chance at another attack, this time to the ninja's legs.

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
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#80: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:19:28 AM

Jackal looked around the armory. "I'll need something that'll take down a Frog quickly. I can hear a few of them banging around a few rooms down from me."

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#81: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:22:53 AM

"Got anything on you at the moment?"

"Yup. That tasted purple."
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#82: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:24:47 AM

Having fun now, the hacker sent a bunch of spam for viagra, breast enlargment, free stuff, sex sites, credit card loans and pornography that covered Red Alert's screen and the other screens in the room. Some shocking stuff too that made most the inhabitants blush.

Madnar saw AR respond badly and made it self-contained, locking down the other AI, no lines leading out to connect it to the outside anymore. "What the hell are you doing Red Alert?" he demanded, seeing a computer be covered in porn.

"Leave my country alone" typed back the hacker, and then stopped with the hilarity. He had forgotten he was meant to be mysterious. Anyway, that spam bomb would stall them for a bit, but it was enough, especially since more ads appeared as more were closed. The Octon was destroyed, the Frogs were busy, so he could leave Steel to it.

The computers were turned off, and he walked off.

edited 24th Jun '11 8:26:28 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#83: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:35:05 AM

Red sighed. "It's a hacker. I have it under control, sir." She immediately set to destroying the spam bomb, which took little effort on her part.

"Leave my contry alone?" Red rolled her eyes. That's the best he could come up with?


Jackal checked his gear. "I've got my MP 5 and my Glock. I've got a couple magazines for each, and I haven't expended any shells yet."

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Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#84: Jun 24th 2011 at 8:42:34 AM

"That's not going to do you much good; even with a full jacket your MP 5's 9mm rounds aren't even going to dent the FROGS' armour. You're going to need a proper assault or battle rifle, like an M4 Carbine or a SCAR-H. Some fragmentation grenades wouldn't go amiss either. Just make sure that whatever you grab, you can find a suppressor for it until you really want to go loud."

OOC: Should I start the cardboard box argument or do you want to do it?

"Yup. That tasted purple."
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#85: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:04:46 AM

Jackal found a SCAR-H in a nearby locker. Next to it, was what appeared to be a carboard box, neatly folded. He pulled it out, unfolded it, and examined it. It seemed big enough for him to fit under. Childhood memories of building box forts immediately came to mind. "Who keeps a cardboard box in a locker, anyway?"

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BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#86: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:06:41 AM

Apollo had been paying attention, noting down the weapon suggestions. "Good choices, but don't forget. Something huge took down ten warships. If you go up against that with rifles and guns, I don't think it will do much good. Maybe a Stinger Missile Launcher" added the commander, and then saw the box.

"Ah, now that is your most valuable weapon" he commented.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#87: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:13:12 AM

"How the hell is a cardboard box a valuable weapon? It's too bulky and too light to whack someone with."

"Yup. That tasted purple."
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#88: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:13:33 AM

Jackal cocked an eyebrow. "A box? I have to agree with Deadshot. With all due respect, sir, I fail to see how a box will help me."

edited 24th Jun '11 10:13:54 AM by KarlKadaver

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BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#89: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:18:20 AM

"Do you guys have no concept of stealth? This is a covert mission, and while it wasn't your fault, he's aware there's an intruder. Things will get harder for you if he finds out you are here" explained Apollo in exasperation, looking offscreen for a moment. "Right yes" he said, and turned back. "It has a variety of uses. For example, you could hide under it, and pretend to be an innocent box. Who would suspect a thing? Frog's aren't that intelligent."

edited 24th Jun '11 10:19:23 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#90: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:23:10 AM

"I...suppose there might be something to that..." Jackal couldn't believe that he was having this conversation. He took a peek underneath the box and noticed that it seemed...cozy.

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BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#91: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:26:26 AM

"There have been cases of operatives hiding underneath a box, putting a location on the side, and being carried/transported to destinations" added on Apollo.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#92: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:35:13 AM

Jackal had heard similar stories of operatives hiding under boxes, but he assumed they were urban legends. "Wow. That's right up there with hiding in the laundry basket to escape prison."

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#93: Jun 24th 2011 at 10:50:23 AM

"Hey, if it looks stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"Yup. That tasted purple."
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#94: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:16:47 AM

Jet Steel gleefully hacked at the destroyed Octon before hearing Zarakava's voice.

Idiot! That other guy's still here!

The ninja growled, "Shut up, Rex!" Turning around, it stabbed its blade down in time to block Zarakava's slash. Taking in his words, the cyborg gleefully replied, "I'm Jet Steel, and I just want some fun!" The ninja slashed at its opponent fiercely.

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KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
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#95: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:20:40 AM

Jackal chuckled. "I suppose not."

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Zarakava from the Basement. Since: Jun, 2011
#96: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:24:25 AM

"Fun? You think this is fun? What kind of twisted freak are you?"

Twisted he may be, but he's unearthly strong... what the hell is this... I can't hit him at all

It took an insane amount of effort to continue to parry Steel away. But he began to feel his muscles burn.

If I don't find an opening somewhere soon... there'll be an opening in my body...

The battle wore on for about another thirty seconds, until Zarakava saw his opening. For a split second, the Octon made a final scream, and Jet twitched for a moment. Right then Zarakava took the opportunity to strike a blow at the neck of the Ninja.

Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#97: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:33:26 AM

Caught off-guard by the Octon's shriek, Jet froze up, leaving an opening for its opponent. Zarakava's blade slashed hard against the cyborg's neck, only for it to break in half on the metallic exoskeleton. "Whoops, looks like you were too strong for your own good!" The ninja made its own attack, swiftly slashing its own sword at Zarakava's right arm.

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Zarakava from the Basement. Since: Jun, 2011
#98: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:38:22 AM

"AH DAMNIT.... SHIT..."

Zarakava's mind fell into the pain. As he looked at his right arm, blood flowed out of the wound. He couldn't tell how deep the cut was, but it hurt like hell. He fell to the ground, his useless sword clanging on the metal deck of the ship.

He spoke to the ninja, gasping for breath every few words. "Good job. You got me. I didn't expect you to be so heavily armored."

Zarakava waited for the ninja's reply, and the killing blow.

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
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#99: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:38:30 AM

That son of a bitch disconnected. Next time I see him, I'll be ready... Red had tried tracking the network's attacker before turning her attention elsewhere. At the moment, she was in the US Army's Personnel Network.

-Username: Admin- -Password: *********-
System message: This password will expire in twenty-four hours.

Search For Personnel
Name: Gabriel Kyle J
Name Not Found

Name: (What did he say the guys in his unit called him? Oh, yeah...) Striker
Name Not Found

She tapped the tilde key in annoyance. He's alive. I know it.

edited 24th Jun '11 11:39:12 AM by KarlKadaver

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Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#100: Jun 24th 2011 at 11:44:07 AM

Jet sheathed its sword and holstered its new sidearm. Picking up the pieces of Zarakava's blade, it walked over towards its downed opponent.

"You need to expect the unexpected, kiddo!"

With that, the cyborg haphazardly threw the sword pieces at the man before activating its camouflage and running off into a nearby building.

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