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OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#76: Jun 19th 2011 at 4:17:57 PM

We're working on it ;)

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
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#77: Jul 2nd 2011 at 11:13:58 AM

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It’s also a whole lot illegaler…

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#78: Jul 14th 2011 at 6:45:40 PM

I recently made an executive decision; either I'm having kids in the next 5 years or I'm not doing it at all.

Reason: I want to be young enough to relate to my offspring when they hit their teen years. So, if I'm not set up (financially, mentally, etc.) to have kids by the time I hit 36, it's not happening.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#79: Jul 16th 2011 at 5:06:41 AM

I recently made an executive decision; either I'm having kids in the next 5 years or I'm not doing it at all.

This, only with 10 instead of 5.

I'd love kids, just no time soon. I feel as if I need to get all of the selfish spoiled brat out of my system first.

DrDepo Since: Jul, 2010
#80: Jul 16th 2011 at 1:07:14 PM

Just editing to remove some personal information I stupidly posted about myself when younger.

edited 10th Oct '14 4:59:34 AM by DrDepo

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
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#81: Nov 16th 2011 at 9:47:55 PM

Not against the idea of having an offspring.

I'm more against the idea of getting stuck in a marriage.

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#82: Nov 16th 2011 at 9:51:12 PM

Sure, I even get less annoyed by the sound of a baby crying when I get older. It's like my body telling me to make babies now, legally.

edited 27th Dec '11 10:03:53 PM by Blurring

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FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
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#83: Nov 17th 2011 at 10:23:13 AM

Maybe, but probably not. If I were to ever have children, they'd definitely be adopted, because I hate babies. But, like others, I wouldn't mind the "cool crazy aunt" angle. I like kids, but I can be seriously flighty, so I wouldn't call myself a great caretaker.

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OMalley This I'll defend. from Massachusetts Since: May, 2009
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#84: Nov 21st 2011 at 4:07:27 PM

Yes, definitely, but not 'till I'm much older.

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Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
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#85: Nov 21st 2011 at 10:18:03 PM

Alana and I have left it to the fates and the fates have not provided any, so I think we know the answer to that. Neither of us is willing to go through invasive medical things to assist with whatever has made it not happen, and we appear to both be reasonably happy with that state of affairs.

Instead, we seem to have ended up frequently being the adoptive aunt/uncle/big brother/big sister to young ones that need some help and friendship, and that suits the two of us quite fine.

Of my other partners, only one has a kid.

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Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#86: Dec 2nd 2011 at 7:18:13 AM

I want the one I have. But no more. If I hadn't of had him, I know that I wouldn't have had any.

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wuggles Since: Jul, 2009
#87: Dec 4th 2011 at 7:26:49 AM

I want 2 kids. I don't want my children to be only children like me (well, okay technically I'm not but I don't live with my brothers and sisters).

BlackElephant Obsidian Proboscidean from In the Room Since: Oct, 2011
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#88: Dec 5th 2011 at 4:11:59 PM

I don't want kids. I really don't think I'd be a good parent at all, since I don't have the kind of patience for kids (I didn't even have that when I was a kid). There are some exceptions, of course.

Also, I don't think I could tear myself away from writing and art long enough to give the proper attention a child needs. Another adult, maybe, but children need more attention than adults. I'm afraid I'd end up as one of those emotionally distant parents.

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#89: Dec 31st 2011 at 7:31:40 AM

I'm into Zero population growth so, No. Though I'd consider adopting once my own dreams have been achieved.

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#90: Jan 1st 2012 at 10:32:09 PM

After living in a house with two small children for a week...I have to say that no, I don't want kids. Not even a little bit. The amount of work parents have to go through is not in my vocabulary as of yet.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
tehjinx i'm delicious from new jersey Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
i'm delicious
#91: Jan 26th 2012 at 8:14:38 AM

I wouldn't mind kids, two. A son and daughter. I want to have the experience of raising a daddy's girl, and sitting her brother down and teaching him to always protect his sister from harm and in general be a good man.

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Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#92: Jan 26th 2012 at 8:22:24 PM

Because any kids I had would be half-blind and raised by a half-blind bipolar jerkass, I wouldn't want kids even if I was not azoospermic.

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Flyboy Decemberist from the United States Since: Dec, 2011
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#93: Jan 26th 2012 at 9:29:30 PM

Mm. It depends on how good of a mother my wife would be, because I think I'd be an awful dad on my own.

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ABNDT Nightmare Muse from Last seen trolling Elesh Norn Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#94: Feb 2nd 2012 at 1:52:33 AM

I have no plans to procreate. Even if I wanted to put up with kids, which I most certainly do not, I don't see myself shaping up to be a very good parent. Fortunately, my parents have assured me that they will not bug me for grandkids.

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HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
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#95: Feb 12th 2012 at 8:49:37 PM

I dislike childish behavior and interacting with prepubescents in person. I don't think early childhood with me in it is a great start in life.

That said, when my girlfriend and I moved in together a while back, she had a 7-year-old, and we get along reasonably well (though better now that she's a teenager). But she had her father's influence for most of those seven years, and as best he can since then.

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TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#96: Feb 12th 2012 at 8:54:29 PM

I used to want two boys and two girls, but then my family befriended a family with four kids ranging from age 7 to age 2. It is madness, having so many young ones. But if you spread them out so that most of the kids are old enough to be sane, you're raising kids for twenty years.

I'm going to be starting rather late as it is. I don't want to be sending a child off to college in my 70s.

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johnnyfog Actual Wrestling Legend from the Zocalo Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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#97: Mar 1st 2012 at 11:14:24 AM

Do I want to punch kids? ....oh, I misread it.

I'd like to raise a girl. But seeing as my chances of that are 50-50... I read a study somewhere which claimed men who are unsure of their ability to be a good role model angle toward having daughters. Not sure if that's legit or not, but I certainly don't consider myself fit to be a parent.

So, philosophically, I am against having children for personal and political reasons.

edited 1st Mar '12 12:52:32 PM by johnnyfog

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#98: Mar 1st 2012 at 11:35:38 AM

Do I want kids? Not at all. I know I'd be a terrible parent, and I'd really prefer to to not have fucking up someone's life on my conscience.

To that end, I'm gonna see about using my Tricare in the Army to get a vasectomy.

phoenixdaughterAM Wiping All Out from Cursed college Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Wiping All Out
#99: Mar 1st 2012 at 12:17:29 PM

No. One they are expensive little things and two and more importantly, I don't think I'd be a good mother.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#100: Mar 1st 2012 at 8:51:20 PM

Whelp. My maybe has become a definite yes. We won't be having them for a while as we want to enjoy that living together thing without kids before they suck our souls out and leave us for dead.

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