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Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.I recently made an executive decision; either I'm having kids in the next 5 years or I'm not doing it at all.
Reason: I want to be young enough to relate to my offspring when they hit their teen years. So, if I'm not set up (financially, mentally, etc.) to have kids by the time I hit 36, it's not happening.
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~This, only with 10 instead of 5.
I'd love kids, just no time soon. I feel as if I need to get all of the selfish spoiled brat out of my system first.
Just editing to remove some personal information I stupidly posted about myself when younger.
edited 10th Oct '14 4:59:34 AM by DrDepo
Not against the idea of having an offspring.
I'm more against the idea of getting stuck in a marriage.
The Great Northern Threadkill.Sure, I even get less annoyed by the sound of a baby crying when I get older. It's like my body telling me to make babies now, legally.
edited 27th Dec '11 10:03:53 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Maybe, but probably not. If I were to ever have children, they'd definitely be adopted, because I hate babies. But, like others, I wouldn't mind the "cool crazy aunt" angle. I like kids, but I can be seriously flighty, so I wouldn't call myself a great caretaker.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaYes, definitely, but not 'till I'm much older.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.Alana and I have left it to the fates and the fates have not provided any, so I think we know the answer to that. Neither of us is willing to go through invasive medical things to assist with whatever has made it not happen, and we appear to both be reasonably happy with that state of affairs.
Instead, we seem to have ended up frequently being the adoptive aunt/uncle/big brother/big sister to young ones that need some help and friendship, and that suits the two of us quite fine.
Of my other partners, only one has a kid.
A brighter future for a darker age.I want the one I have. But no more. If I hadn't of had him, I know that I wouldn't have had any.
"Psssh. Even if you could catch a miracle on a picture any person would probably delete it to make space for more porn." - AszurI want 2 kids. I don't want my children to be only children like me (well, okay technically I'm not but I don't live with my brothers and sisters).
I don't want kids. I really don't think I'd be a good parent at all, since I don't have the kind of patience for kids (I didn't even have that when I was a kid). There are some exceptions, of course.
Also, I don't think I could tear myself away from writing and art long enough to give the proper attention a child needs. Another adult, maybe, but children need more attention than adults. I'm afraid I'd end up as one of those emotionally distant parents.
I'm an elephant. Rurr.I'm into Zero population growth so, No. Though I'd consider adopting once my own dreams have been achieved.
Rarely active, try DA/Tumblr Avatar by pippanaffie.deviantart.comAfter living in a house with two small children for a week...I have to say that no, I don't want kids. Not even a little bit. The amount of work parents have to go through is not in my vocabulary as of yet.
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~I wouldn't mind kids, two. A son and daughter. I want to have the experience of raising a daddy's girl, and sitting her brother down and teaching him to always protect his sister from harm and in general be a good man.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatBecause any kids I had would be half-blind and raised by a half-blind bipolar jerkass, I wouldn't want kids even if I was not azoospermic.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-Mm. It depends on how good of a mother my wife would be, because I think I'd be an awful dad on my own.
"Shit, our candidate is a psychopath. Better replace him with Newt Gingrich."I have no plans to procreate. Even if I wanted to put up with kids, which I most certainly do not, I don't see myself shaping up to be a very good parent. Fortunately, my parents have assured me that they will not bug me for grandkids.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.I dislike childish behavior and interacting with prepubescents in person. I don't think early childhood with me in it is a great start in life.
That said, when my girlfriend and I moved in together a while back, she had a 7-year-old, and we get along reasonably well (though better now that she's a teenager). But she had her father's influence for most of those seven years, and as best he can since then.
The child is father to the man —OedipusI used to want two boys and two girls, but then my family befriended a family with four kids ranging from age 7 to age 2. It is madness, having so many young ones. But if you spread them out so that most of the kids are old enough to be sane, you're raising kids for twenty years.
I'm going to be starting rather late as it is. I don't want to be sending a child off to college in my 70s.
Fresh-eyed movie blogDo I want to punch kids? ....oh, I misread it.
I'd like to raise a girl. But seeing as my chances of that are 50-50... I read a study somewhere which claimed men who are unsure of their ability to be a good role model angle toward having daughters. Not sure if that's legit or not, but I certainly don't consider myself fit to be a parent.
So, philosophically, I am against having children for personal and political reasons.
edited 1st Mar '12 12:52:32 PM by johnnyfog
I'm a skeptical squirrelDo I want kids? Not at all. I know I'd be a terrible parent, and I'd really prefer to to not have fucking up someone's life on my conscience.
To that end, I'm gonna see about using my Tricare in the Army to get a vasectomy.
No. One they are expensive little things and two and more importantly, I don't think I'd be a good mother.
Persona 3 Portable LiveblogWhelp. My maybe has become a definite yes. We won't be having them for a while as we want to enjoy that living together thing without kids before they suck our souls out and leave us for dead.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
We're working on it ;)
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