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Being honest, I don't feel its a good idea to have a monarch. While its no longer a situation where one family holds all the power, it now just doesn't serve much purpose besides tradition.
She's gonna kick it in about two years, anyway.
And then King William?
Or are there already plans to strip the royal family of their titles and remove the monarchy altogether?
Is there still a class of nobility? People who have titles and such? Or is it just a figurehead monarch now?
edited 22nd Sep '15 12:32:38 PM by blkwhtrbbt
The succession goes like this:
1. Charles 2. William 3. George 4. Charlotte 5. Harry
edited 22nd Sep '15 12:34:40 PM by SpaceWolf
Haha Forgot about Charles.
He's in his late 60s, so he has about ten years.
Okay guys it's official
My first official act as Prime Minister of Gay (the International Whatever Day doesn't count because I wasn't sworn in yet) is to make doing illegal things illegal
I'm also instituting a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy regarding people who don't like vegetables
So if you don't like vegetables, just keep it to yourself, no one wants to hear about that you disgusting deviants
Violation of DADT is punishable by public mockery
Finally, public mockery is now illegal
Which means our government is now doing things that, by its own laws, are illegal—not just illegal but doubly illegal because doing illegal things is also illegal
Yay we're just like all the major superpowers of the world
edited 22nd Sep '15 12:39:08 PM by SolipSchism
Next up on the agenda: Borrow trillions of dollars from China
C'mon China we're good for it, we'll pay you back
KALE IS DISGUSTING
You're allowed to not like specific vegetables. I, for example, despise eggplant. It's a revolting vegetable that never should have been invented.
But there are other vegetables I like, so I don't just dislike all vegetables.
Eggplant is amazing stirfried with Tomatoes, its fellow nightshade, and leeks.
Squash and Zucchini can die in hell. Except for Zucchini brownies those are actually kinda tasty.
I agree on squash with the sole exception of pumpkin, which is a squash, and is amazing. All other squash varieties will be summarily executed. Zucchini is hit or miss. When prepared properly, it's not bad. Not great, but not bad. And a good zucchini bread is pretty tits, so that is acceptable.
Carrots and cauliflower for life.
Broccoli: Ew. Unless it's steamed in some chicken alfredo.
Oh my God you guys
If you like any vegetables at all you are perfectly within the bounds of the law. We don't need an accounting of every vegetable you do or don't like. It's virtually unenforceable anyway unless somebody claims, while sound of mind, that they categorically dislike vegetables.
Can we please talk about the real issue
Our staggering debt to China
Y'all need to be properly schooled in the art of preparing eggplant. I shall summarily steal my mother's recipe and show you all.
You can just pay all that money to me. I am Chinese
that's how debt works right
That is exactly how debt works
That is not how nouns and adjectives work
You are Chinese
You are not China
Maybe someone should dress up as China, and then we could pay them. Ta-da! Debt solved.
I already got a deal, Solip.
I told them that we pay them back in jewelry, and they agree to keep us going until I get the new Rainbow Dollar going.
China will also take payment in Ping-Pong balls and paddles. I know this from experience
Do you think this is a joke
I am trying to run a country and you're going on about Rainbow Dollars
That jewelry has better be costume jewelry
If it's not gaudy and ostentatious and completely worthless I swear to God I will declare war on the moon
Oh, I know all about it. Little red devils, they love toys.
Of course I'm going on about Rainbow Dollars - we agreed we'd call it that, especially after the meeting had in Gay Paree and what was agreed there. And you speak of the jewelry like I've not been planning that all along because I can.
edited 22nd Sep '15 1:02:58 PM by RatherRandomRachel
What does Gay Paree have to do with anything
They would be using the Euro, or more likely the franc
Apparently despite being told what the tape measure looks like and where it was left my parents seem to be unable to find it.
Sometimes I struggle, you know, it's strange sometimes, having the immense responsibility and stress of being the Prime Minister of Gay as well as the Ambassador of Gay, and also a waspmancer and the caretaker of a spirit robot tiger.
But then I think to myself, "Well... at least I don't live in California"
[ribald carnival-esque finale]
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