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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1926: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:12:45 PM

@Erock: Of course; no point in spending the rest of your life with a woman if you don't plan o making a family.

@Mark: You gotta tech her how to shoot, how else is she going to protect the house when you're gone?

@Justice: Mazel tov!

edited 1st Sep '11 6:13:09 PM by Kino

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#1927: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:13:48 PM

Kino: of course I will. And teach her proper gun safety, trigger discipline, and all that.

Last thing I need is a chick acting like those "chicks with guns" models and mishandling guns.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1928: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:14:55 PM

[up]Not a fan of them(much); let her get some hot casing on her then lets see if wearing a bikini to the range is smart.

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1929: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:14:56 PM

[up][up][up]Thanky!

edited 1st Sep '11 6:15:03 PM by Justice4243

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darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#1930: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:15:04 PM

[up][up][up] This.

Of course, I would want my woman to have already taken the following courses:

  • Gun Safety and Usage
  • Knife Safety and Usage
  • Other Weapons Safety and Usage
  • Butt-kicking 101

Just saying...

edited 1st Sep '11 6:15:20 PM by darkclaw

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#1932: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:16:15 PM

... I missed something interesting, I'm sure of it

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1933: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:16:52 PM

A-10 strafing an enemy position and talk of babies.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#1934: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:17:01 PM

Kino: of course, those kind pics... the reality kills the fantasy, because the reality knows what it's doing.

I either focus on identifying the gun, or noticing the egregious errors in gun handling.

edited 1st Sep '11 6:17:13 PM by MarkVonLewis

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#1935: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:17:08 PM

I don't think I'll want kids. But definitely marriage. All those people "but why do you need a piece of paper to say you love each other!?" people can go eat a ham.

You're an ad hominem attack!
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1936: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:18:25 PM

What if they're Muslim?!

/In other news, I found out I have a discussion page on my profile; how cool is that?

edited 1st Sep '11 6:18:51 PM by Kino

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1937: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:18:43 PM

I don't plan on having or needing guns.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1938: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:19:11 PM

Wait till those Russian-speaking bears show up.

KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#1939: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:21:02 PM

Am I dumb for fighting with swords and knives?

edited 1st Sep '11 6:21:24 PM by KaitouSai

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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1940: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:21:41 PM

Canada's crime rate is too low to justify it, and those bears avoid Canada.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1941: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:21:42 PM

Girl.

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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1942: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:23:03 PM

A discussion page? It could work like a facebook wall.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#1943: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:24:02 PM

I'm just a gun nut. Guns have a very pleasing aesthetic, the workings are fascinating, and god DAMN are they fun to shoot.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1944: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:26:11 PM

@Kaitou Sai: Only if you decide to use the when you have the option of using ranged weapons. Fight smarter, not harder.

darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#1945: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:26:16 PM

@ Sai

No. Blades can be very effective, and I prefer them. However, in a fight involving guns, you'd have to be very quick and efficient to disarm your opponent(s). You can also take their gun if you manage to disarm them. However, I would suggest learning to use firearms if you get the chance. I want to look into it more myself. On the subject of blades, learning how to use sharp objects and blunt items nearby as improvised weapons can also help. Knowing how to use a blade will help you in this.

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#1946: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:30:03 PM

I'm master of improvised weapons. you know that thing you use to hang your clothes on your... wardrobe/closet thingy? I WEAPONIZED THAT ONCE.

Hm, I'm really quick and agile. That's good, because I lack the strenght at times.

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1947: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:30:16 PM

Re: Marriage: Don't start a family until you can afford it.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1948: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:31:47 PM

[up]If only people listened to that.

darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#1949: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:32:19 PM

@ Sai

I can see how you would weaponize a hanger. Especially if it's sharp metal.

In fighting style, I'm more of a Jack Of All Trades in terms of things like strength, speed, agility, etc. Though strength and speed I tend to be better in than say, agility or flexibility.

@ Kino

Agreed.

edited 1st Sep '11 6:32:50 PM by darkclaw

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1950: Sep 1st 2011 at 6:33:26 PM

[up][up][up]In related news, I'm a software engineer! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

edited 1st Sep '11 6:33:38 PM by Justice4243

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