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ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1851: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:06:34 AM

Man Up still exists, but I never participated.

edited 31st Aug '11 12:09:16 AM by ShadowBender

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#1852: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:10:52 AM

I never made it in, I'm not a proponent of megathreads.

So I was up hanging out with three bisexual girls, one straight one who shut off her hearing aid so she could work, and another dude who it would appear gives good messages.

Somehow a fucking bagel managed to screw me over and I had to leave at 1-ish, although I doubt anything more fun happened in my absence.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#1854: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:19:16 AM

FUCKING BAGELS!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
Decemberist
#1855: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:21:44 AM

Sigh, there are more asexual tropers than straight males. Why?

Dutch Lesbian
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#1856: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:26:04 AM

If you're straight and you say you're virgin, you get some shit(age-dependent). If you say you're asexual and a virgin...people think you're fuckin weird ans leave it at that.

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#1857: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:38:44 AM

It's easy to think you're asexual when you're really just a late bloomer; we do have a lot of young people here.

You're an ad hominem attack!
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1858: Aug 31st 2011 at 7:39:26 AM

I dunno Idler, the median age here is pretty high compared to other places.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
SoberIrishman Since: Oct, 2010
#1859: Aug 31st 2011 at 8:08:08 AM

I think it's just nerds trying to make themselves sound troubled so when they complain, people don't call them out for being pussies.

edited 31st Aug '11 8:09:54 AM by SoberIrishman

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1860: Aug 31st 2011 at 8:09:55 AM

I think it's legitimate.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1861: Aug 31st 2011 at 11:20:33 AM

Asexual? Me?

That's a laugh.

[up][up] It IS legitimate

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1862: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:10:40 PM

I have had precisely one sexual partner over the course of my life.

And she now hates me :(

whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
Decemberist
#1863: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:17:00 PM

[up] Why does she hate you?

Dutch Lesbian
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1864: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:19:48 PM

She blames me for having taken out student loans or something.

Also she has a new boyfriend and feels threatened by my existence or something.

And I know all her dark secrets, so that's probably something too.

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1865: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:50:39 PM

Clearly black-mail is the solution here.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
Decemberist
#1867: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:52:17 PM

For sex?

Dutch Lesbian
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1868: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:54:44 PM

That would be unethical immoral and a good way of getting a crazy person to cut off my balls.

Also: she lives in Michigan.

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1869: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:59:04 PM

I'm not sure what you could user her dark secrets for...I assumed something...and that it was the solution.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1870: Aug 31st 2011 at 12:59:04 PM

I wouldn't recommend it either, but there are ways!

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
Decemberist
#1871: Aug 31st 2011 at 1:05:04 PM

You're supposed to be men, Tomu, I doubt her bf will actually cut your balls off but I know Michigan is like a million miles from Georgia.

Dutch Lesbian
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1872: Aug 31st 2011 at 1:08:45 PM

... I wasn't talking about her BF being the one to cut my balls off <<

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#1873: Aug 31st 2011 at 1:12:31 PM

Funny, I didn't think "boyfreind" at all, either. I thought "Yes...that probably is a likely conclusion from blackmailing a crazy person into having sex with you."

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1874: Aug 31st 2011 at 1:13:01 PM

So you're familiar with her? :P

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#1875: Aug 31st 2011 at 1:49:35 PM

Ball loss is indeed a suboptimal situation.

My roomate also took it upon himself to bring a couple girls over to do their homework. While my half of the room was an utter mess. Oddly enough, nobody's interacting, although he bugs the math major every so often.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

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