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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1201: Jun 21st 2011 at 8:20:29 AM

<2hrs have passed. In that two hours, loud noises, screams, springs, can be heard>

<exits room, looking elegantly dishevelled>

OH. MY. GOD. They don't call you Awesome Zombie for nothing! That was amazing! Wow. Oh my... again? A little harder though. If I faint because of how awesome it will be.. just carry on.

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#1202: Jun 21st 2011 at 8:23:42 AM

-I look up and sigh- Crack, remind me never to tell them about the succubus option on the machine.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#1203: Jun 21st 2011 at 8:24:34 AM

Will do!

Just going to dig up some more radium.

-flies into back garden with a spade-

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1204: Jun 21st 2011 at 1:31:54 PM

(not fatigued in the slightest)

Yes! I'm always ready.

Always.

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1205: Jun 21st 2011 at 1:35:14 PM

<goes back into room>

<3hrs go by. The exact happens as before, but much louder, and with more screams of joy, and the bed breaks>

<exits looking even more dishevelled>

Well... that was... better than anything, ever. Full stop. I would want to do more, but I need to go get food... and a new bed.

You guys need anything?

edited 21st Jun '11 1:36:23 PM by Inhopelessguy

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1207: Jun 21st 2011 at 1:42:58 PM

<wide grin appears on face>

Okay!

<leaves house>

  • 2hrs later*

Okay! I bought your chilli dogs, some cereal, a new bed, some DV Ds, milk, eggs, bread, synthetic meats, cheese, pasta, vegetables, and fruits.

Awesome.

I think... I'm a little peckish after walking around Tesco,... eh <wink, wink> awesome zombie?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1208: Jun 21st 2011 at 2:04:35 PM

I'll do the honors after I'm done with the chili dog.

(wink wink)

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1209: Jun 21st 2011 at 2:48:16 PM

Okay. Hurry with that. But savour it. If You Know What I Mean. You look good eating that chilli dog as well... <giggles>

ViralSun Some sort of ghost? from the U.S.S Enterprise Since: Oct, 2010
Some sort of ghost?
#1210: Jun 21st 2011 at 3:45:15 PM

- comes home after a short trip away -

OK, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

I cast Magic Missile!
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1211: Jun 21st 2011 at 3:47:00 PM

I bought shopping. I've had sex twice, and we broke a bed - which I've replaced.

You must be hella hungry after that trip! Want something to eat? I made pasta.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1213: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:26:27 PM

Finally! You're done eating! Let's screw. I bought a more study bed.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1214: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:30:19 PM

...heh, I only just realized right now that I didn't turn myself back into a girl when we had sex...

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1215: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:31:59 PM

<blank look>

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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1217: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:35:23 PM

HOLY... But whenn... I swear you...?

But you did have a 'garden'! I swear!

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1218: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:37:15 PM

(pulls down pants, revealing a... "sword")

Wow, that is pretty hairy. I guess it hid it well.

If you go back a page or two, it says that I was gender bent. My initial gender is female... so...

edited 21st Jun '11 5:44:09 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1219: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:43:24 PM

<blank look>

I got it!

<builds time machine> <goes back in time>

Me: Dude whatever you do... do not bang her!

Past me: Why?

Me: Because, she's a he!

Past me: Nah man, I'm getting laid!

Me: Hey, I'm from the future, trust me.

Past Me: <looks at her crotch> OH MY GOD. Thanks me!

Me: It's okay handsome.

<returns to present>

There we go. Memories never occurred. Wait, what never occurred? Never mind.

Hey Awesome Zombie! I thought you were a chick?

Anyway, I got some food from Tesco. Want some?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1220: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:44:54 PM

Well, I was born female, but god, do I love this easy sex change. Oh, and yes, I'm hungry. Whatcha got?

edited 21st Jun '11 5:46:35 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1221: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:48:44 PM

Pasta, pizza, cake, rice, substitute meat (in case we have vegetarians), hummus, bread... OH! I have this great stir-fry I made!

Here you go! <gives out plates of warmed-up stir-fry, one for self, one for Zombie>

I also bought Season 1 of The Big Bang Theory on blu-ray. Awesome, right?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1222: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:53:30 PM

Hmmm... you know, I think I'll go in the machine.

(comes out as the Spy)

Yeah! If there's anything better than being able to turn into any guy in the world, then tell me!

(low, seductive voice)

Mmmmmmmmmm..... I'll delight myself with this food.

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1223: Jun 21st 2011 at 5:57:30 PM

Well, hurry up. It's getting cold.

<Fizz of lights>

Seriously? Again? What the hell's with all these power cuts?

You wanna light some candles?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#1224: Jun 21st 2011 at 8:33:02 PM

Right behind you.

(stabs him in the back)

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

I didn't mean to stab you! Why did I do that, oh god with the stabbing and the killing...

Usually here.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#1225: Jun 21st 2011 at 8:36:15 PM

... *ahem* I'm over here. You stabbed the sofa.

<fizz>

Oh, lights are back on!

Lovely!


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