<goes back into room>
<3hrs go by. The exact happens as before, but much louder, and with more screams of joy, and the bed breaks>
<exits looking even more dishevelled>
Well... that was... better than anything, ever. Full stop. I would want to do more, but I need to go get food... and a new bed.
You guys need anything?
edited 21st Jun '11 1:36:23 PM by Inhopelessguy
<wide grin appears on face>
Okay!
<leaves house>
- 2hrs later*
Okay! I bought your chilli dogs, some cereal, a new bed, some DV Ds, milk, eggs, bread, synthetic meats, cheese, pasta, vegetables, and fruits.
Awesome.
I think... I'm a little peckish after walking around Tesco,... eh <wink, wink> awesome zombie?
Okay. Hurry with that. But savour it. If You Know What I Mean. You look good eating that chilli dog as well... <giggles>
...heh, I only just realized right now that I didn't turn myself back into a girl when we had sex...
Usually here.(pulls down pants, revealing a... "sword")
Wow, that is pretty hairy. I guess it hid it well.
If you go back a page or two, it says that I was gender bent. My initial gender is female... so...
edited 21st Jun '11 5:44:09 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.<blank look>
I got it!
<builds time machine> <goes back in time>
Me: Dude whatever you do... do not bang her!
Past me: Why?
Me: Because, she's a he!
Past me: Nah man, I'm getting laid!
Me: Hey, I'm from the future, trust me.
Past Me: <looks at her crotch> OH MY GOD. Thanks me!
Me: It's okay handsome.
<returns to present>
There we go. Memories never occurred. Wait, what never occurred? Never mind.
Hey Awesome Zombie! I thought you were a chick?
Anyway, I got some food from Tesco. Want some?
Well, I was born female, but god, do I love this easy sex change. Oh, and yes, I'm hungry. Whatcha got?
edited 21st Jun '11 5:46:35 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.Pasta, pizza, cake, rice, substitute meat (in case we have vegetarians), hummus, bread... OH! I have this great stir-fry I made!
Here you go! <gives out plates of warmed-up stir-fry, one for self, one for Zombie>
I also bought Season 1 of The Big Bang Theory on blu-ray. Awesome, right?
Hmmm... you know, I think I'll go in the machine.
(comes out as the Spy)
Yeah! If there's anything better than being able to turn into any guy in the world, then tell me!
(low, seductive voice)
Mmmmmmmmmm..... I'll delight myself with this food.
Usually here.Right behind you.
(stabs him in the back)
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
I didn't mean to stab you! Why did I do that, oh god with the stabbing and the killing...
Usually here.

<2hrs have passed. In that two hours, loud noises, screams, springs, can be heard>
<exits room, looking elegantly dishevelled>
OH. MY. GOD. They don't call you Awesome Zombie for nothing! That was amazing! Wow. Oh my... again? A little harder though. If I faint because of how awesome it will be.. just carry on.