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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#76: Jan 6th 2012 at 6:48:58 PM

Well, for one I wouldn't need surgery and hormones, and for another, I'd turn into a floating mass of penises and freak the shit out of everyone.

Usually here.
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#77: Jan 6th 2012 at 8:14:24 PM

Hmm... I could be a literal cat burglar!

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#78: Jan 6th 2012 at 8:24:06 PM

  • Fight crime
  • Commit crimes
  • Start a 1 man show with Loads And Loads Of Characters
  • Fuck with people by changing in the middle of a conversation
  • Modeling career

edited 6th Jan '12 8:26:04 PM by Malph

KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#79: Jan 7th 2012 at 1:35:27 AM

Walk around made entirely out of raw meat. Just for the reactions. Then, also for the reactions, disguise myself as the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors and try to pick up chicks. Bitches love Time Lords.

After that.... I dunno, probably kill the leader of some small, unimportant third world country and assume his identity, living a life of decadence and luxury in the midst of disease, crime and poverty.

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
KingNerd Can-I-Bus from Suburbia. Since: Dec, 1969
Can-I-Bus
#80: Jan 7th 2012 at 2:20:42 AM

well I'd definitely spend some time shrunken down to two inches because I've always wondered what the world would be like from that size.

Also I'd make my default apperance taller,healther and more muscular.

The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Vyctorian ◥▶◀◤ from Domhain Sceal Since: Mar, 2011
◥▶◀◤
#81: Jan 7th 2012 at 11:31:42 AM

Isn't it obvious get back stage at concerts lol Also maybe shape shift historical figures and then when people remark at the resemblance get offended say I look nothing like them, Also gender swap at will, sometimes on the fly and freak people out with it.

Rarely active, try DA/Tumblr Avatar by pippanaffie.deviantart.com
KingNerd Can-I-Bus from Suburbia. Since: Dec, 1969
Can-I-Bus
#82: Jan 7th 2012 at 11:33:18 AM

Also I'll make my self look like Jesus and confuse people.

The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
PhoenixFire69 Just Another Girl In This World from Parts Unknown Since: Oct, 2020
Just Another Girl In This World
#83: Aug 28th 2021 at 1:44:11 PM

Turn into fictional characters for Cosplay.

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#84: Sep 3rd 2021 at 7:38:40 PM

I see myself traveling as a bird a lot - you'd get there first, less of a chance of getting lost, and won't be stopped by someone asking for change, trying to get signatures or donations, etc.

For some reason I also keep thinking of turning into celebrities, cryptids, etc for the Cassandra Bystander effect and/or to give someone a strange story to tell - like what if you went to go pick up a pizza you ordered, and before you got it into the car, Taylor Swift ran off with it? Or Bigfoot, Barney the dinosaur, whoever.

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#85: Sep 3rd 2021 at 8:15:47 PM

Maybe I'd run around as a cat a lot; I used to love climbing up on narrow stone walls and walking along them so I could see myself turning into a cat on occasions where I didn't need to carry a lot and I was on the way to somewhere. That or a squirrel. I'd probably love being forms where you can just run around and climb on stuff.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#86: Sep 4th 2021 at 12:54:03 AM

Maybe do some shipping.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#87: Sep 4th 2021 at 8:35:31 AM

Never need to buy or style wigs again for cosplay

My favorite failed console tbh
MagmaTeaMerry My Head Is On Fire from A forest somewhere Since: Sep, 2020
My Head Is On Fire
#88: Sep 4th 2021 at 8:41:08 AM

The boring answer is that I'd mainly use it to assume a form that doesn't make me want to gag every time I accidentally see myself in the mirror or on a photograph.

I'd probably also turn into various animals, like cats, birds and such.

Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on Sep 4th 2021 at 5:41:21 PM

My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#89: Sep 4th 2021 at 11:28:17 AM

Commit fraud, mostly. That or hire myself out to tank the reps of high profile figures for money.

Mara999 International Man of Mystery from Grim Up North Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
International Man of Mystery
#90: Sep 4th 2021 at 1:24:54 PM

Assuming that I'd have the ability to turn into almost anything, I can think of two things to do. Either I'd use my powers for SFX in film-projects, or then I'd become a benevolent trickster spirit.

MaxwellDaring Unearthed Horror from Interzone (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Desperate
Unearthed Horror
#91: Sep 8th 2021 at 8:58:02 PM

There's gonna be a lot more cryptids and paranormal encounters in my town.

[I LIVE AGAIN]
Segal991 A loyal animal lover from Somewhere Beyond the Sea Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
A loyal animal lover
#92: Jun 27th 2023 at 11:45:16 PM

I'd turn into something that could breathe underwater (or at least, be able to hold their breath for a while, like a dolphin or whale).

Oh, I believe in yesterday
c1beat7per9minute It's like I'm in some kind of... TV Tropes... (Season 2) Relationship Status: She turned into the moon
It's like I'm in some kind of... TV Tropes...
#93: Jun 28th 2023 at 12:57:34 AM

i would probably shapeshift into an old doll and just scare people

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#94: Jul 5th 2023 at 5:23:56 PM

Reject humanity. Become w a l r u s .

...Or any of my favorite animals, really. If I could turn into fictional characters, I could have even more fun with that.

Very good kitty
ChicoTheParakeet Since: Oct, 2019 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#95: Jul 5th 2023 at 5:37:36 PM

I am a shapeshifter. How else would I be able to type?

I don't know if I would like to be a bird or anything that flies for that matter. I'm terrified of heights and hate the g-force of planes and rollercoasters.

Maybe a shark, the sea can be beautiful and I could enjoy it while (usually) being the top of the food chain.

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#96: Jul 6th 2023 at 11:10:03 AM

I'd shapeshift into something cute, I guess.🥰

"Oh, did I win?"
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#97: Jul 6th 2023 at 11:32:43 AM

Watch me transform into Marie-Antoinette or Zelda Fitzgerald.... Or the fusion of the two.

CG for short
Segal991 A loyal animal lover from Somewhere Beyond the Sea Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
A loyal animal lover
#98: Jul 9th 2023 at 5:13:56 AM

I'd like to shapeshift into something that could fly.

Oh, I believe in yesterday
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