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LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
Nihilist Hippie
#176: May 19th 2011 at 2:20:16 PM

[up]

Translate for me please? sad

"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder." -Nick Bostrom
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#177: May 19th 2011 at 2:21:41 PM

Easy for you to say Tze, you're the prettiest girl in the whsiorl world.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#178: May 19th 2011 at 2:21:42 PM

Translation: Fuck douchebags, man.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#179: May 19th 2011 at 2:23:07 PM

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"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#180: May 19th 2011 at 2:29:01 PM

[up] That's not a fat woman; it's a woman in a costume of a fat woman.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#181: May 19th 2011 at 2:29:02 PM

[up][up]Why did that make me laugh so much?

[up]Don't ruin my fun.

edited 19th May '11 2:31:22 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
UnobtainableCheese All Of The Lights from Dallas, Texas Since: Jan, 2010
All Of The Lights
#183: May 19th 2011 at 2:38:36 PM

Thinner, taller, less fat in the face, hair that grows straight instead of curly, and able to walk.

Yes We Did. Dallas Mavericks — 2011 NBA Champions
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#184: May 29th 2011 at 1:45:54 AM

Just spent all night photoshopping my face to fit the phi mask. Bubbly, huh Troper-la?

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#185: May 29th 2011 at 1:55:21 AM

I'm good with everything, except for the whole being naturally deathly thin. So more muscle, since I am incapable of gaining fat.

Through the eyes I have known you.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#186: May 29th 2011 at 2:19:01 AM

[up][up] That image is well inside the uncanny valley, at least to me. Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

edited 29th May '11 2:19:43 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#187: May 29th 2011 at 2:37:41 AM

Actually sort of in shape. Not like a muscleman or something stupid like that, but you know what I mean. And less hairy. And no acne problem. Other than that about the same. I certainly wouldn't get rid of my glasses though.

...Or maybe I'd secretly want to be a hot girl. Who knows.

Actually, hell. Take a page from The Doctor's book. Regenerate every time I'm in trouble. Or maybe just when I feel like it. Spin the roulette wheel, let's see what we get - Tennant or Smith ideally, but Eccleston or Davison wouldn't be too bad either.

Also your Photoshop face gives me the jibblies, Leigh. You're cuter how you are. Although I have to say I quite admire your very thorough and precise approach to the question.

edited 29th May '11 2:47:12 AM by Sporkaganza

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Nomic Exitus Acta Probat from beyond the Void Since: Jan, 2001
Exitus Acta Probat
#188: May 29th 2011 at 6:07:53 AM

Taller, with smoother skin and a more angular face. Also, in a better shape. Now I prefer being tall and very thin like I am over being muscular, but I kinda wish I didn't run out of breath whenever I try running.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#189: May 29th 2011 at 6:40:49 AM

I would look like Vriska.

Not really, even though looking like Vriska would be fun for a day or so.

Actually, I'd look like me but be able to change my hairstyle/haircolor at will, if that counts. (Which I suppose could be achieved in reality if I had enough wigs.) Anything I'd actually change fot good would be minor stuff like getting rid of chickenpox scars, make my eyes a bit more golden-amber (they do look that way in certain lighting conditions and all due to being hazel). And maybe make it so I always look young (like early to mid twenties young) face-wise and body-wise.

Again I could at least achieve the eye color one with amber-colored contact lenses (and almost if I wear blue eyeliner all the time since that tends to bring out the gold tones in my eyes), and could conceivably fade the chickenpox scars a bit with the right treatments. (They're not that bad but there's one on my chin that bugs me sometimes.)

Stupid doomed timeline...
Beholderess from Moscow Since: Jun, 2010
#190: May 29th 2011 at 6:50:07 AM

Thinner, taller, and with green eyes

If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
Fulcanelli Little Laguz Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Less than three
Little Laguz
#191: May 29th 2011 at 7:35:16 AM

I'd like some nicer buns..oh and no more freaking acne would be nice..sad

The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
Bunny
#192: May 29th 2011 at 7:37:47 AM

[up]Seconding both of these.

One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
Tongpu Since: Jan, 2001
#193: May 29th 2011 at 8:15:53 AM

Ryan Reynolds. Though face-wise, I'd prefer something more Middle-Eastern or latino.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#194: May 29th 2011 at 8:20:41 AM

Ah, the ultimate wish fulfillment...either this or this guy.

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
FarseerLolotea from America's Finest City Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#195: May 29th 2011 at 8:21:04 AM

Stronger jaw, slightly darker skin, slightly taller, nose that doesn't turn up. (And one or two cup sizes smaller, although I think hubby might be sadface about that.)

LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#196: May 29th 2011 at 8:56:01 AM

I think New Pretty me looks like an Uncanny Valley version of a greeen-eyed Megan Fox.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#197: May 29th 2011 at 9:54:23 AM

Better skin. I'd do anything for better skin. Everything else I'm cool with.

Wheezy @TheCSJones on everything else. from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
@TheCSJones on everything else.
#198: May 29th 2011 at 10:50:11 AM

I seem to be the only person on Earth who wants to gain fat instead of muscle. It's kind of isolating.

Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.
TheGloomer Since: Sep, 2010
#199: May 29th 2011 at 11:09:10 AM

I don't want to be particular good-looking or muscular or anything, but I would like to not bulge outwards when I sit down. Other than that, I'm quite content.

Enzeru icon by implodingoracle from Orlando, FL ¬ôχಠ♥¯ Since: Mar, 2011
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#200: May 29th 2011 at 11:09:54 AM

edited 5th Aug '11 12:47:38 PM by Enzeru


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