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burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#126: May 13th 2011 at 3:00:16 PM

Same as it does now, but with thinner thighs, a smaller butt, and a more definite eye color.

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AdoptOdin Michal Potato from San Francisco Since: Apr, 2011
Michal Potato
#127: May 13th 2011 at 5:18:13 PM

I would love for my chest to swell up a bit with muscular bulk. A wizard's beard that can be forked every Thursday. And maybe some more red in my hair.

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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
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#128: May 14th 2011 at 2:24:58 PM

I would be a 7 foot tall hyper muscular black man with Morgan Freeman's voice.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#129: May 14th 2011 at 2:27:20 PM

I would be Gordon Freeman with Morgan Freeman's voice.

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Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
God Of Cake
#130: May 14th 2011 at 2:59:57 PM

I realized that ultimately i just want to look like Zooey Deschanel.

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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
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#131: May 14th 2011 at 3:03:21 PM

I would also have lovely blond locks and irresistible eyes. Oh wait, I *already* have irresistable eyes. Green Eyes.

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goodtimesfreegrog imokaywiththis.gif from Darkmere Since: Oct, 2010
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#132: May 14th 2011 at 3:04:29 PM

I kinda can't blame you, Landsy.

...although maybe a little more curvature wouldn't hurt.

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Spornicus Zoso from College Since: Apr, 2011
Zoso
#133: May 14th 2011 at 3:15:24 PM

I'd like for my hair to be more curly, though it is starting to curl the longer it gets. Also, I'd like a little more lean muscle definition, but that's definitely attainable if I got off my lazy ass and worked out/ate better.

It'd also be nice if I didn't have to shave so much, and since my hair is so dark and my skin is so pale I always have a shadow on my face, even when it's smooth and shaven.

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Jinjoman Master Poison Trainer from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2011
Master Poison Trainer
#134: May 14th 2011 at 4:05:10 PM

Less fat, less acne, slighty more muscle in my arms.

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LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#135: May 19th 2011 at 11:45:45 AM

  • Height: 5'3" (short women are more fertile)
  • Weight: 115 lbs (following the "5 foot woman should be 100 pounds, then add 5 for every inch over 5 ft" formula)
  • WHR: 0.7
  • Bust: C cup (D cups would overwhelm a small frame)
  • Facial bone structure: this
  • Skin: Same tone as I have now, but clearer
  • Eyes: Emerald green with deep forest green limbal rings
  • Hair: Espresso brown with red hilights, curly
  • Ratio of my legs to my torso: 1.6180339887:1
  • Face and body symmetrical

edited 19th May '11 11:52:54 AM by LeighSabio

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#136: May 19th 2011 at 11:51:27 AM

You want to have your bones designed in a Turbografix game?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#137: May 19th 2011 at 11:53:26 AM

No, I want my facial structure according to the golden ratio.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#138: May 19th 2011 at 12:07:25 PM

Bah, what's so great about perfect external symetry? I like having a crooked smile, gives me character.

I mean, look at Marlyin Monroe, that beauty mark, and she was a size 12.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#139: May 19th 2011 at 12:12:20 PM

  • Sizes were different back then
  • Wouldn't mind having some beauty marks to give my body the appearance of being asymmetrical and natural, but I'd still want the bone structure and features besides the beauty marks perfectly symmetrical.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
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#140: May 19th 2011 at 12:20:13 PM

Perfectly symmetrical faces look really creepy to me. They look not right to my eye.(Is saying this as an artist)

Of course what do I know? I've got a crooked nose and slightly oversized features for my face proportionally. [lol]

Good wish though.

edited 19th May '11 12:21:05 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

No.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#141: May 19th 2011 at 12:26:32 PM

Even though 12 was smaller back then, women on the whole were bigger. But my main argument was for asymetry.

Roman statues are great and all, but a perfect person would be odd.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#142: May 19th 2011 at 12:29:02 PM

gets body altered to look like my ideal

Joe-la, you don't think my new surge is totally bubbly?

edited 19th May '11 12:29:51 PM by LeighSabio

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
Nihilist Hippie
#143: May 19th 2011 at 12:30:16 PM

"a perfect person would be odd"

Ironically, this itself would be an imperfection.

"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder." -Nick Bostrom
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#144: May 19th 2011 at 12:34:13 PM

I would be Gordon Freeman with Morgan Freeman's voice.

[awesome]

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#145: May 19th 2011 at 12:54:45 PM

A dragon.

If I had to be human, then I'd be a bit thinner, and I wouldn't have breasts. Apart from that I like my body as it is.

LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#146: May 19th 2011 at 12:55:45 PM

I think people are almost offended at the suggestion that there's an ideal body type for humans.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
Nihilist Hippie
#147: May 19th 2011 at 12:59:47 PM

"there's an ideal body type for humans"

The ideal body type is whatever you want it be. Cultural body ideals constrain people and make them feel ashamed of their bodies.

edited 19th May '11 1:00:43 PM by LoveHappiness

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BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#148: May 19th 2011 at 1:01:28 PM

I think people*

are almost offended by opinions that contradict their preconceptions regarding how human beings think differ from their own in any way.

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LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
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#149: May 19th 2011 at 1:09:16 PM

[1]

...If we organize around body sovereignty, we won’t have only the strength of feminists behind us in challenging rape culture, nor only the strength of sex-posotive, polyamorous, and BDSM communities in fighting sex phobia, nor only fat people in fighting medically mandated eating disorders-we’ll have the sum total of everyone who wants their body back. And that’s most of us.

...Fighting for body sovereignty is fighting racism, ableism, and sexism, it’s creating freedom of expression of gender, sexuality, and sexual orientation, it’s demanding choices about what’s healthy for our bodies and reminding the world that all bodies are beautiful and deserve to be the sites of pleasure rather than violence.

[awesome]

"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder." -Nick Bostrom
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#150: May 19th 2011 at 1:11:58 PM

This guy. I would look good as a smug bastard, and think of the ladies...

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