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hotdog285 paradox delivery service from <REDACTED> Since: Feb, 2011
paradox delivery service
#2451: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:29:23 PM

[REDACTED]: anyone else have any messages for me to deliver, or things they want me to kill?

selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2452: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:32:59 PM

No Fairness: You are a messenger, too?

animemetalhead Runs on Awesomeness from Ashwood Landing, ME Since: Apr, 2010
Runs on Awesomeness
#2453: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:34:25 PM

SuperKunoichi has joined the chat

SuperKunoichi: Yeah, if you see a ten year old vampire girl, tell her to go shove a hoof down her throat.

SuperKunoichi: How's people today?

No one believes me when I say angels can turn their panties into guns.
OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2454: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:36:22 PM

No Fairness: I've never met a vampire before but I will keep that in mind.

No Fairness: I'm all right. Bored, mostly.

MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2455: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:37:26 PM

That Shit Grow Back: Still have a metro rail stuck through my chest.

That Shit Grow Back: I think the wound's infected. This day keeps gettin' worse.

That Shit Grow Back: Though I did kill that bitch. So that's good.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#2456: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:45:30 PM

<Sunshine41 has logged in>

<Rach041 has logged in>

Rach041: My insane roommate completely destroyed my last username's reputation.

Sunshine41: oh c'mon, it was just a bit of friendly chit-chat.

Rach041: Speak of the devil. Didn't you say something about a job?

Sunshine41: not busy right now. guy only lasted six minutes, and his wife was done not long after.

Rach041: I didn't need to know that.

Night The future of warfare in UC. from Jaburo Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
#2457: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:47:40 PM

Stiletto: You sound like the kind of person some of my associates get contracted to go after.

Stiletto: This is not a good thing.

Nous restons ici.
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2458: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:52:05 PM

That Shit Grow Back: Who, me? I can assure you right now, with not even the tiniest fuckin' spark of hestitation, that if your friends came after me they'd end up just like Rahdakka. Which is to say, buried under fifty tons of steel and bulletproof glass.

That Shit Grow Back: So let's hope it don't come to that.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#2459: Aug 31st 2011 at 2:53:30 PM

Rach041: Stiletto, do you mean me, "sunshine", or someone else? Because if your associates get contracted to kill me, they can get in line. al-Qaeda, the governments of Iran, Saudi Arabia, and China, the Russian mafia, a bunch of South American drug lords, the Sol III Foundation, and a cult of abomination-worshiping mages called the Path of the Free Heart all want me captured alive or killed.

Rach041: And before you ask, I'm just an actuary whose ancestor happens to be the inspiration for Abdul al-Hazred. FML.

edited 31st Aug '11 2:53:52 PM by KillerClowns

Night The future of warfare in UC. from Jaburo Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
#2460: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:02:30 PM

Stiletto: To my knowledge, they don't take kill contracts. And I meant Sunshine.

Nous restons ici.
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#2461: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:04:43 PM

Sunshine41: and who, pray tell, are these contractors? and if they are killers, what are they?

Sunshine41: can't say i'm too worried, though. i travel with rachel there, and face that very same list of constant nuisances.

Rach041: Yes. Wonderful. Please, do make us more enemies. (That was sarcasm.)

edited 31st Aug '11 3:05:23 PM by KillerClowns

OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2462: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:06:43 PM

No Fairness: Well, Rach,

No Fairness: I probably have a contract on you too.

Night The future of warfare in UC. from Jaburo Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
#2463: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:07:01 PM

Stiletto: Ah, that would be telling. Besides, if you're not engaged in harming people, you have little to worry about.

Stiletto: And I sincerely doubt anyone here is someone from within their, or my, reach.

Nous restons ici.
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2464: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:07:40 PM

That Shit Grow Back: I'm startin' to think Roc got run over by a bus, or somethin'.

That Shit Grow Back: How fuckin' long could it possibly take to get some takeout, for fuck's sake.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2465: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:09:05 PM

No Fairness: You may be surprised.

No Fairness: The last time I went out for takeout, it took me a week.

MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2466: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:11:39 PM

That Shit Grow Back: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Roc isn't a complete numbskull who'd get lost on his way to Poppy Jim's.

That Shit Grow Back: Motherfucker's surprisingly smart, lemme tell ya.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#2467: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:11:45 PM

Sunshine41: i don't hurt people who don't want to hurt me or my friends. and even then i prefer not to kill unless necessary, or against the truly evil.

Sunshine41: so your friends can relax. tell them to find some mages to deal with instead.

Rach041: Quick clarification: where she comes from, mages get their power from torturing people. So, any other mages, don't think she's judging you.

Sunshine41: still don't trust magic, though. too sneaky.

OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2468: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:14:44 PM

No Fairness: I don't know if you understand.

No Fairness: My hope is not to hurt people.

No Fairness: And sometimes bad luck happens on the way to the takeout place.

No Fairness: Such bad luck...

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2470: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:18:08 PM

Roccin Saint: bones d'ya ass

Roccin Saint: is f' a long fuckin' line okay

Roccin Saint: you kwan go and forget i'm wired into this shit for permanent

That Shit Grow Back: Sometimes, yeah.

Roccin Saint: also i know how it f' be

Roccin Saint: bad karma be all striking ya unawares sometimes

Roccin Saint: like ya go out f' do laundry and you get in a stick-up

Roccin Saint: bad scenes d'ya know

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2471: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:18:11 PM

No Fairness: It's a long story

No Fairness: But it involves an Emperor, a lot of barbed wire, the Church of Latter Day Saints, and a tow truck in need of a tow truck.

MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#2472: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:22:14 PM

Roccin Saint: sounds like a party to me

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
KillerClowns Since: Jan, 2001
#2474: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:25:47 PM

Rach041: Sounds like a typical day under my family curse.

Sunshine41: nah, something that crazy happens once a month, twice tops.

edited 31st Aug '11 3:26:03 PM by KillerClowns

OhSoIntoCats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2475: Aug 31st 2011 at 3:30:00 PM

No Fairness: It turned out to be really good takeout though.


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