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SuperKunoichi: Yeah, if you see a ten year old vampire girl, tell her to go shove a hoof down her throat.
SuperKunoichi: How's people today?
No one believes me when I say angels can turn their panties into guns.<Sunshine41 has logged in>
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Rach041: My insane roommate completely destroyed my last username's reputation.
Sunshine41: oh c'mon, it was just a bit of friendly chit-chat.
Rach041: Speak of the devil. Didn't you say something about a job?
Sunshine41: not busy right now. guy only lasted six minutes, and his wife was done not long after.
Rach041: I didn't need to know that.
That Shit Grow Back: Who, me? I can assure you right now, with not even the tiniest fuckin' spark of hestitation, that if your friends came after me they'd end up just like Rahdakka. Which is to say, buried under fifty tons of steel and bulletproof glass.
That Shit Grow Back: So let's hope it don't come to that.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.Rach041: Stiletto, do you mean me, "sunshine", or someone else? Because if your associates get contracted to kill me, they can get in line. al-Qaeda, the governments of Iran, Saudi Arabia, and China, the Russian mafia, a bunch of South American drug lords, the Sol III Foundation, and a cult of abomination-worshiping mages called the Path of the Free Heart all want me captured alive or killed.
Rach041: And before you ask, I'm just an actuary whose ancestor happens to be the inspiration for Abdul al-Hazred. FML.
edited 31st Aug '11 2:53:52 PM by KillerClowns
Sunshine41: and who, pray tell, are these contractors? and if they are killers, what are they?
Sunshine41: can't say i'm too worried, though. i travel with rachel there, and face that very same list of constant nuisances.
Rach041: Yes. Wonderful. Please, do make us more enemies. (That was sarcasm.)
edited 31st Aug '11 3:05:23 PM by KillerClowns
Sunshine41: i don't hurt people who don't want to hurt me or my friends. and even then i prefer not to kill unless necessary, or against the truly evil.
Sunshine41: so your friends can relax. tell them to find some mages to deal with instead.
Rach041: Quick clarification: where she comes from, mages get their power from torturing people. So, any other mages, don't think she's judging you.
Sunshine41: still don't trust magic, though. too sneaky.
Friendship: What happened on the way to the takeout place?
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffRoccin Saint: bones d'ya ass
Roccin Saint: is f' a long fuckin' line okay
Roccin Saint: you kwan go and forget i'm wired into this shit for permanent
That Shit Grow Back: Sometimes, yeah.
Roccin Saint: also i know how it f' be
Roccin Saint: bad karma be all striking ya unawares sometimes
Roccin Saint: like ya go out f' do laundry and you get in a stick-up
Roccin Saint: bad scenes d'ya know
Always touching and looking. Piss off.Friendship: What's the Church of Latter Day Saints?
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[REDACTED]: anyone else have any messages for me to deliver, or things they want me to kill?
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