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Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
Bunny
#101: May 2nd 2011 at 4:41:06 AM

Because I'm a bit of a pessimist and always assume the worst.

Also because I'm an endless fountain of depression and self-loathing, but, you know.

edited 2nd May '11 4:42:23 AM by Deathonabun

One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
Away on the wind~
#102: May 2nd 2011 at 4:44:15 AM

Mayhap because of exactly what I'm asking for.

There are too many toasters in my chimney!
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#103: May 2nd 2011 at 4:45:05 AM

[up][up] This, except replace the first sentence with the definition of a realist and add in a bit more angst into the second half.

edited 2nd May '11 4:47:26 AM by Legionnaire

Against all tyrants.
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#104: May 2nd 2011 at 4:48:40 AM

Because in a few years time, it will get to the age where being in a 'never been kissed' stage is abnormal? Because I honestly have no idea how to date?

/whining

Nah, I'm mainly cool with it. I try to keep worrying to a bare minimum these days.

Be not afraid...
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#105: May 2nd 2011 at 4:57:18 AM

Glad to hear that Loni, this thread was starting to get to the point where I look like Captain Cheerful by comparison.

You're an ad hominem attack!
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#106: May 2nd 2011 at 4:58:43 AM

Hey now, I'm a pretty Cheerful guy when you get to know me!

edited 2nd May '11 4:58:58 AM by Legionnaire

Against all tyrants.
DanEile Inexplicable Student from Ireland Since: May, 2010
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#108: May 2nd 2011 at 5:16:50 AM

Right let's cheer up this thread with some nice idealism. Perfect lover;

first off, massive cock Okay. I'd like them to have some degree of eccentricity; not too much or deliberately so, but I much prefer to be around people who are a little unusual. Positivity is good too. Definitely. I'd like them to find me sexually attractive, and have a decent appetite for getting intimate; but at the same time I'd like for them to be close to me emotionally, and have a personality that goes at least reasonably well with mine. Arty people are good; it'd be fantastic if they shared my interest in music, though really if they're interested in any of the arts I'd find them more interesting. Not too needy — I like to be alone a fair amount of my time. It'd be good if they could recognise that. Intelligence is good too, as is being of an age fairly similar to mine. Oh, but the biggest thing is that they share my sense of humour. I love somebody who I can make laugh and who makes me laugh in return. waii

... hopefully someone vaguely along those lines exists; but to be honest I'd be perfectly happy to settle for someone who was rather different if I liked them enough.

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#109: May 2nd 2011 at 5:17:43 AM

Eh, dating is not like biking, you don't get to learn it once and then do it more-or-less-right for the rest of your life. It's more like Dwarf Fortress: just when you start thinking that you have gotten the hang of it, you tunnel the wrong wall and flood the whole fortress with lava.

Plus, who cares about normality and abnormality anyway?

edited 2nd May '11 5:22:45 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#110: May 2nd 2011 at 5:19:06 AM

Why do I predict that this thread will get a surprisingly lot of pages?

Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#111: May 2nd 2011 at 5:22:25 AM

[up] Because we're the Tropers?

Against all tyrants.
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#112: May 2nd 2011 at 5:22:32 AM

Sunny D: Oh yes, eccentricity is good, and you're right that has to seem authentic. She has to genuinely be that weird, not trying to be quirky.

You're an ad hominem attack!
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#113: May 2nd 2011 at 5:24:53 AM

^^Nah, I meant that these kinds of threads seem to do that.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#114: May 2nd 2011 at 5:29:39 AM

@Idler - yeah, there are a lot of chicks who'll just shout out something like "BANANA!" and the middle of the class and then go "LOL HAAAAA I'M SO RANDOM AND CRAZY!"

I want someone with whom I can discuss my idea that to us time is always relative to how much of it we have experienced, hence when we're only six months old another six months is literally a lifetime but when we're 60 the years fly by like nothing, and so then therefore at the moment we were conceived we have all already lived forever. And they only make a small 'wat' face. Not someone who shouts out "BOLOGNA!" to be kerrazy.

edited 2nd May '11 5:30:11 AM by SunshineWerewolf

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#115: May 2nd 2011 at 5:40:46 AM

Cute, cuddly, kinky, good taste in music.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#116: May 2nd 2011 at 6:11:17 AM

Eh, someone I could talk to for a long time would do better for me than anything else.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#117: May 2nd 2011 at 6:14:22 AM

Someone to talk to is nice, especially if you can snuggle next to a big fireplace while doing so.~

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#118: May 2nd 2011 at 6:16:39 AM

Eh, nothing in the world can satisfy, methink.

Ladies are welcome to try, though. wink

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#119: May 2nd 2011 at 6:19:20 AM

It'll take a man to do that. (*Trolling*)

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Edmania o hai from under a pile of erasers Since: Apr, 2010
o hai
#120: May 2nd 2011 at 6:29:27 AM

Someone who is healthy, very pretty, selfish and honest, confident and caring to those the person loves, cheerful and wise, rejects social expectations that the person doesn't like, and strong enough to willingly damage those who try to violate the person or the person's loved ones and belongings in order to avoid them, even if it would result in the damaged person's death, unless it would be preferable for the person to remain alive so the ideal person does not have to take particularly unwanted consequences.

Unless the perfect person to love doesn't have to follow the rules of reality, then there's lots of other things I would include into the fantastic ideal.

If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.
tehjinx i'm delicious from new jersey Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
i'm delicious
#121: May 2nd 2011 at 6:53:07 AM

I believe I have mine. Not entirely due to the fact that I've sparked her interest in some of my favorite porn stars.

"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacat
BlueNinja0 The Mod with the Migraine from Taking a left at Albuquerque Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mod with the Migraine
#122: May 2nd 2011 at 8:57:28 AM

The woman I like at present, except maybe taller.

This looks like:

  • Red hair
  • Ponytail
  • Physically active
  • Uber positive
  • KIDS!
  • In her thirties
  • And a bunch of other stuff - TMA
Other than the "Physically Active" part, you just described my wife ... *stares suspiciously at TMA*

2. Asexuality/whatever (Not a necessity, but it'd be nice.) - Cygan Angel
I find this especially ironic in a thread about your perfect lover is the one who, well, won't. Even if it is fitting your own asexuality.

  • ahem* So, aside from TMA's list that fairly well describes my wife, I just need to add "Kinky", "Willing to have sex at almost anytime"* , and "Fairly good with money" and I've got my wife. Since we just passed our tenth anniversary last month, I'll say I have my perfect lover. cool

That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
Away on the wind~
#123: May 2nd 2011 at 9:36:34 AM

I find this especially ironic in a thread about your perfect lover is the one who, well, won't. Even if it is fitting your own asexuality.

?

A lover is not a luster :P

There are too many toasters in my chimney!
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#124: May 2nd 2011 at 9:37:30 AM

Fucking Cakman. Ruining my ability to describe these without just describing a less annoying him...

Read my stories!
KCK Can I KCK it? from In your closet Since: Jul, 2010
Can I KCK it?
#125: May 2nd 2011 at 9:39:21 AM

For me there is no such thing and describing perfection just makes me upset.

There's no justice in the world and there never was~

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