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This, except replace the first sentence with the definition of a realist and add in a bit more angst into the second half.
edited 2nd May '11 4:47:26 AM by Legionnaire
Against all tyrants.Hey now, I'm a pretty Cheerful guy when you get to know me!
edited 2nd May '11 4:58:58 AM by Legionnaire
Against all tyrants.Christ, you guys are young. Wait 'til you're 20, like me, to develop crippling cynicism and alcoholism.
"You can only come to the morning through the shadows."Right let's cheer up this thread with some nice idealism. Perfect lover;
first off, massive cock Okay. I'd like them to have some degree of eccentricity; not too much or deliberately so, but I much prefer to be around people who are a little unusual. Positivity is good too. Definitely. I'd like them to find me sexually attractive, and have a decent appetite for getting intimate; but at the same time I'd like for them to be close to me emotionally, and have a personality that goes at least reasonably well with mine. Arty people are good; it'd be fantastic if they shared my interest in music, though really if they're interested in any of the arts I'd find them more interesting. Not too needy — I like to be alone a fair amount of my time. It'd be good if they could recognise that. Intelligence is good too, as is being of an age fairly similar to mine. Oh, but the biggest thing is that they share my sense of humour. I love somebody who I can make laugh and who makes me laugh in return.
... hopefully someone vaguely along those lines exists; but to be honest I'd be perfectly happy to settle for someone who was rather different if I liked them enough.
Eh, dating is not like biking, you don't get to learn it once and then do it more-or-less-right for the rest of your life. It's more like Dwarf Fortress: just when you start thinking that you have gotten the hang of it, you tunnel the wrong wall and flood the whole fortress with lava.
Plus, who cares about normality and abnormality anyway?
edited 2nd May '11 5:22:45 AM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.@Idler - yeah, there are a lot of chicks who'll just shout out something like "BANANA!" and the middle of the class and then go "LOL HAAAAA I'M SO RANDOM AND CRAZY!"
I want someone with whom I can discuss my idea that to us time is always relative to how much of it we have experienced, hence when we're only six months old another six months is literally a lifetime but when we're 60 the years fly by like nothing, and so then therefore at the moment we were conceived we have all already lived forever. And they only make a small 'wat' face. Not someone who shouts out "BOLOGNA!" to be kerrazy.
edited 2nd May '11 5:30:11 AM by SunshineWerewolf
Someone to talk to is nice, especially if you can snuggle next to a big fireplace while doing so.~
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.Someone who is healthy, very pretty, selfish and honest, confident and caring to those the person loves, cheerful and wise, rejects social expectations that the person doesn't like, and strong enough to willingly damage those who try to violate the person or the person's loved ones and belongings in order to avoid them, even if it would result in the damaged person's death, unless it would be preferable for the person to remain alive so the ideal person does not have to take particularly unwanted consequences.
Unless the perfect person to love doesn't have to follow the rules of reality, then there's lots of other things I would include into the fantastic ideal.
If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.I believe I have mine. Not entirely due to the fact that I've sparked her interest in some of my favorite porn stars.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatThis looks like:
- Red hair
- Ponytail
- Physically active
- Uber positive
- KIDS!
- In her thirties
- And a bunch of other stuff - TMA
- ahem* So, aside from TMA's list that fairly well describes my wife, I just need to add "Kinky", "Willing to have sex at almost anytime"* , and "Fairly good with money" and I've got my wife. Since we just passed our tenth anniversary last month, I'll say I have my perfect lover.
Fucking Cakman. Ruining my ability to describe these without just describing a less annoying him...
Read my stories!

Because I'm a bit of a pessimist and always assume the worst.
Also because I'm an endless fountain of depression and self-loathing, but, you know.
edited 2nd May '11 4:42:23 AM by Deathonabun
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander