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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#552: Mar 14th 2012 at 10:55:10 AM

Yes, 4today.

[up] I'll give you a hint. Stare at the white rose that is my avatar for 10 minutes. Then you'll have to spin round. Like a record, baby. Right round round round. For about 5 minutes.

Then your perfect lover will stand before you. POST THIS IN 10 OTHER THREADS OR IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

edited 14th Mar '12 10:57:37 AM by kay4today

TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#553: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:00:01 AM

[up] I find you to be an odd troper.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#554: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:02:19 AM

I'm one of the saner ones. Run while you can.

TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#555: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:03:56 AM

~sees kay~

[up][up] You ever hear about those creepy or weird tropers. Well,kay here is one of them.

[up] I thought you never lied.

I guess I should post something to do with my perfect lover. Hmmmmm........I guess smart, funny, blonde, pretty, bubbly, and sexually aggressive when it comes to me.cool

edited 14th Mar '12 11:06:19 AM by TheWesterner

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#556: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:05:29 AM

[up] All of that applies to me. Except that I wouldn't be sexually aggressive towards you in a million years. Wait, make that eternity. tongue

This is Westy. He's just jealous of the kool kidz. cool

edited 14th Mar '12 11:12:20 AM by kay4today

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#557: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:10:34 AM

Soon, my pretty. Sooooon.

No, not you, above poster!

The Great Northern Threadkill.
TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#558: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:13:01 AM

Hmmmmm........I guess smart, funny, blonde, pretty, bubbly, and sexually aggressive when it comes to me
.

You were disqualified with those two words.cool

edited 14th Mar '12 11:15:35 AM by TheWesterner

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#559: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:18:54 AM

Hm... Joking Mode as a pothole? I guess even you can't say things like that without doing that. cool

[down] Don't flatter yourself. cool

edited 14th Mar '12 11:27:03 AM by kay4today

TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#560: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:23:49 AM

[up] Of course, I don't want to make you cry after all.evil grin

Also, can I have more than one perfect lover?

The other would be black-haired, nerdy, but athletic, and have a love for books. Also, good taste in music. Oh and fashionable. Also, must hate make up.

edited 14th Mar '12 11:28:19 AM by TheWesterner

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#561: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:29:52 AM

[up] I don't get all the hate make up gets. I think it's pretty.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#562: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:34:51 AM

Hm... I guess my perfect lover should have black, long, and smooth hair, she should be pale and have a nice figure, we should share common interests, she should be calm and rational, but capable of having a tender side that she mostly reveals to me. And she should be able to show a silly and playful side when with me.

TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#563: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:34:56 AM

I think eye make-up looks good. Everything else not so much.

[up] I won't even make the obvious joke.

edited 14th Mar '12 11:35:53 AM by TheWesterner

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#564: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:35:44 AM

I like eye makeup too, but blush and lipstick is nice too.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#565: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:36:32 AM

What joke? wink

Make-up is okay, as long as it's just a little bit.

edited 14th Mar '12 11:39:59 AM by kay4today

TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#566: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:39:57 AM

@kay tongue

@Eric By the way....kay is pretty cool.

And yeah, I dislike lipstick. It's a turn-off for me. Same with nail polish unless it's white.

Blush.........meh. Not a fan of that either.

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#567: Mar 14th 2012 at 12:07:17 PM

I don't doubt his or her coolness. He or she just perplexes me.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#568: Mar 14th 2012 at 12:11:30 PM

I'm a she. And I might perplex you, but only because you choose to. cool

edited 14th Mar '12 12:11:46 PM by kay4today

deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#570: Mar 14th 2012 at 12:14:08 PM

kay is pretty cool.

Only pretty cool? tongue

edited 14th Mar '12 12:14:16 PM by deathpigeon

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#571: Mar 14th 2012 at 12:18:17 PM

Please, everyone... I know you can barely hold it in, but please gush for me in the official thread.

cool

And then my ego exploded.

edited 14th Mar '12 12:18:57 PM by kay4today

TheWesterner Malicious from The Land of Fools Since: Oct, 2011
Malicious
#572: Mar 14th 2012 at 1:17:36 PM

[up][up] Actually, I overestimated her. She's okay. Nothing special.

[down][down][down] This person is much cooler.

edited 14th Mar '12 1:18:13 PM by TheWesterner

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
Fuschlatz Since: Dec, 1969
#573: Mar 14th 2012 at 1:22:09 PM

Wait, why did I put that here? Moved to Fetishes.

edited 14th Mar '12 1:25:51 PM by Fuschlatz

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#574: Mar 14th 2012 at 1:23:20 PM

[up] I agree.

Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
#575: Mar 14th 2012 at 1:24:04 PM

I hate 'regular' makeup.

Goth makeup and freaky shit like woad? Pure awesomeness.

edited 14th Mar '12 1:24:21 PM by Exelixi

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-

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