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LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#526: Mar 10th 2012 at 4:23:44 PM

@Exe: Yeah, I guess. But to be honest, even ironic use gets on my nerves. It isn't funny, it's just irritating. In my opinion tongue

Be not afraid...
CheeseTheCat Since: Feb, 2012
#527: Mar 12th 2012 at 9:29:41 PM

Well, I prefer nice, caring, sensitive guys who aren't afraid to speak their mind. I have a feeling I will stay single for a loooong time.

IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#528: Mar 12th 2012 at 9:36:55 PM

[up] Not really. I think I know of plenty of guys like that. You just have to know where to look.

CheeseTheCat Since: Feb, 2012
#529: Mar 12th 2012 at 9:43:29 PM

Maybe I should. Thanks for encouraging me. waii

KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#530: Mar 12th 2012 at 9:51:15 PM

Someone strong, with a kind heart. A good shoulder to cry on, who can put up with my intolerable bullshit. Someone who's accepting of others, likes to have fun, and isn't too serious. Oh yeah, and who's smoking hot.

Something tells me I will be single a long time.

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Fuschlatz Since: Dec, 1969
#531: Mar 12th 2012 at 11:40:56 PM

@Cheese: I like to think of myself as that kinda guy, but my heart is currently reserved for someone else. Try checking back when (read: if) I give up on her.

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#532: Mar 13th 2012 at 1:44:04 AM

[up][up]Nonsense. That's so vague, even I fit in there. Not flirting here. But if you set yourself up standards that you think are impossible to meet, I think you're just afraid of...

Wait. We said perfect lover, not preferable lover or acceptable lover, but perfect.

...

[up][up]That is perfect for you?

Let's hear some Bruno Mars:

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#533: Mar 13th 2012 at 1:48:55 AM

Bruno Mars?

BUT WHY????

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#534: Mar 13th 2012 at 1:49:38 AM

Because once you fall in love all standards go down the drain. The beloved becomes the standard.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#535: Mar 13th 2012 at 1:56:35 AM

My boyfriend pretty much is my perfect lover.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Fuschlatz Since: Dec, 1969
#536: Mar 13th 2012 at 1:59:38 AM

[up] Irrefutable proof of Handy's point, if ever we needed it.

edited 13th Mar '12 2:00:06 AM by Fuschlatz

somerandomdude from Dark side of the moon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
#537: Mar 14th 2012 at 6:58:37 AM

I can't describe her right now, but I'll know her when I meet her.

ok boomer
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#539: Mar 14th 2012 at 7:02:00 AM

[up]D'awwwww

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#540: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:58:52 AM

My perfect lover would probably be a loli, but a mature one like Hitoha Marui. Oh, and she'd be a Tsunedere, of course. Hmmm, what else...oh! Boat light eyes are a must! Mismatched eyes are adorable!

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#541: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:02:46 AM

[up][up] Shut up! tongue

[up] Not sure if serious...

TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#542: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:08:08 AM

[up] Well, they are. I don't know if people in RL have mismatched eyes, but by "perfect" I assume we aren't bound by reality.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#543: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:21:26 AM

Again... not sure if serious. tongue

I meant more like the... uh... loli Tsundere thingy.

TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#544: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:31:32 AM

Why wouldn't I be serious? Surely being a loli wouldn't stop one from being a Tsundere.

edited 14th Mar '12 9:32:12 AM by TheDarkEricDraven

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#545: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:40:07 AM

Welp, now it couldn't be clearer. tongue

MyGodItsFullofStars Since: Feb, 2011
#546: Mar 14th 2012 at 9:44:03 AM

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy. Someone who'll thrill me, and then go away.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#548: Mar 14th 2012 at 10:35:33 AM

[up] You gotta be more subtle, man! Those other two posts could've been simply made by a weeaboo with obliviousness to ridiculous levels. Not that uncommon. cool

The missing the point stuff would've been okay, but the "surely" and the phrasing in general were a dead giveaway. tongue

edited 14th Mar '12 10:39:01 AM by kay4today

TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#549: Mar 14th 2012 at 10:43:45 AM

I've lost track of the conversation. What? Seriously, what?

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#550: Mar 14th 2012 at 10:45:14 AM

Soon you will understand. Soon you will. cool


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