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rabbitRider The Sword of the Morning from Shurima Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Sword of the Morning
#551: Jun 5th 2011 at 3:46:42 PM

Calvin stroked his chin. " I'll give them a chance." He said.

Unless Kiera has something better for me to do... I hope that dinner goes somewhere.

" And that dinner is still on, Kiera. I just like having...options."

A thought struck his mind. " Wait, did anybody pick up Jaws?"

edited 5th Jun '11 3:51:43 PM by rabbitRider

Your legacy shall drift away, blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#552: Jun 5th 2011 at 3:50:29 PM

"Yeah," Harpoon said over the Mic, "Flashback. Don't worry your head about the Sharks, kiddo. We can cover our own asses."

edited 5th Jun '11 3:50:53 PM by Fauxlosophe

rabbitRider The Sword of the Morning from Shurima Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Sword of the Morning
#553: Jun 5th 2011 at 6:23:08 PM

" Well then let's get the hell out of dodge. I Need a Freaking Drink."

Your legacy shall drift away, blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#554: Jun 5th 2011 at 6:34:27 PM

Thirty minutes later...

"This is Vana Two-Oh-Seven Squadron. Blips show you're friendly. Report?"

"This is Mjölnir Oh-Eight. Fresh from Midgar city."

"Excellent. Congrats on making it. You look like you got beat to shit though. Come on, we're headed to Azul. Some friends and drinks will do you well."

edited 5th Jun '11 6:35:38 PM by Fauxlosophe

rabbitRider The Sword of the Morning from Shurima Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Sword of the Morning
#555: Jun 5th 2011 at 8:41:07 PM

" Thank god." Calvin said with a sigh of relief. " Ran into a Round out there. The Green Knight. That fucker's like a freight train. Tore my baby right up, him and his wingmen did. Gonna need some serious repairs, all across the board. And those drinks you mentioned."

Your legacy shall drift away, blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#556: Jun 5th 2011 at 10:39:35 PM

Phil could hear something in his frame right arms strain and break. "I need some serious repairs." he reported. "The way this thing feels even some duct tape would be good right now."

edited 5th Jun '11 10:39:47 PM by Parable

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#557: Jun 5th 2011 at 11:59:26 PM

Lilith breathed a sigh of relief as the group reached safety, thankful to see another day pass in this godforsaken place.

"Didn't you say the local brew tastes like bat's piss?" Lilith asked, her mind switching back into Escapism mode. "I mean, I can't say anything about the women, but when it comes to alcohol, I'll take Earth over this hellhole any day."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#558: Jun 7th 2011 at 12:23:41 AM

February 15th, 2999. 4 PM GMT.

"I've been to Lagrange," Yasan shrugged as he emerged from the cockpit at the base, "Earth beer is piss water. Though, I suppose you would have a preference for what you can handle."

"Come on. We've got Three Hours Leave," Yasan said, counting his change, "And the first round is on me."

edited 7th Jun '11 12:24:21 AM by Fauxlosophe

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#559: Jun 7th 2011 at 11:13:11 AM

"I'm game." Phil joined him after a quick tak with the repair crew. "I need something in my systems after all that."

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#560: Jun 7th 2011 at 1:26:56 PM

"Hooray. Three hours." she said, dryly.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#561: Jun 7th 2011 at 1:28:41 PM

"What I can handle?" Lilith laughed, stretching her arms out, "Ha! I could probably drink you under the table three times over in three hours! You wanna put some money on that statement?"

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
rabbitRider The Sword of the Morning from Shurima Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Sword of the Morning
#562: Jun 7th 2011 at 4:08:03 PM

" Don't do it, Yasan." Calvin interrupted dryly. " She drinks like a whale. And even if you win, then you have to deal with an angry, drunk, explosives expert. It's not worth paying to refurbish the bar."

Your legacy shall drift away, blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#563: Jun 7th 2011 at 11:49:05 PM

"There's a difference between drinking piss water like a whale and handling a shot of real alcohol."

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#564: Jun 8th 2011 at 10:10:52 AM

"Besides, I'd pay to see a bar explode." Phil was having some interesting mental images of various stools and bottles aflame.

Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#565: Jun 8th 2011 at 11:03:30 AM

"That's on record if we're charged for damages."

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#566: Jun 8th 2011 at 12:15:03 PM

"Hope its worth it then, Lilith." Phil said to the woman behind him.

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#567: Jun 8th 2011 at 7:12:25 PM

"It wasn't worth it the last few times, so why should this time be any different? Then again, I'm pretty sure Calvin was spiking my drink those days... Anyway, how about we make things interesting then, huh? If you can find any imported Earth brews, you drink that, and I'll drink whatever crap you have here, and we'll see who goes down first."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#568: Jun 8th 2011 at 10:47:03 PM

"You're on. But it's hardly competition. You've got Earth beer. We have the Vodka of Midgar. The Jotun Slayer. If you're feeling something from a bit further out; Muspel. Those bastards know how to brew. We drink that shit when we want to forget the last year of our lives."

edited 8th Jun '11 10:47:35 PM by Fauxlosophe

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#569: Jun 8th 2011 at 11:43:04 PM

"Yeah? Well we drink Earth beer when we want to... remember... the next... Okay, you've got me there, I'm out of snark. But still, it's not in the strength of the alcohol, it's the strength of the drinker."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#570: Jun 8th 2011 at 11:49:46 PM

"Usually yes," Yasan conceded, "But unless this is a contest to see who can hold their bladder longer, then you might as well leave me to drink water. The toxins and piss in the Terran grog sobers me up if anything."

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#571: Jun 9th 2011 at 12:00:04 AM

"Then we'll throw that in, too! It'll be a test to see who can hold their alcohol and their bladder! First person to pass out or go to the bathroom wins! I-I mean loses!" This was utterly laughable. To discuss such a thing in the middle of nearly getting murdered by the enemy... Ridiculous.

edited 9th Jun '11 12:00:22 AM by RenaTheArchmage

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Fauxlosophe Since: Aug, 2010
#572: Jun 9th 2011 at 12:14:27 AM

Yasan grunted, "Well now, that's unfair. With the amount of Terran piss it'd take me to get sloshed, I've got a choice between loosing or spending the night sober."

RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#573: Jun 9th 2011 at 12:21:15 AM

"And I've got the choice of passing out, causing a riot, or throwing up all over myself on the way to the bathroom. Even risks, I'd say..."

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
rabbitRider The Sword of the Morning from Shurima Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Sword of the Morning
#574: Jun 9th 2011 at 8:58:15 PM

" Then let's get our asses to the bar!" Calvin said, eager to drown out Kara's loss in potent alcohol. Sure, he'd known her for only a day, but Calvin always lamented the loss of another potential bunkmate. " If I'm passed out by the time you two finish your drinking tell me who won."

Your legacy shall drift away, blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert.
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#575: Jun 9th 2011 at 9:11:53 PM

"Not you," Lilith chuckled. "And if we're both passed out before you are, we both agree to buy you a congratulatory round. Right, Yasan?"

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.

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