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Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#151: Jun 1st 2011 at 6:29:35 PM

Ryuu sidestepped. "I was going to point out that rape was the more difficult of two paths with the same effect, but oh, well." she said, hurling a pressure bomb jutsu his way.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#152: Jun 1st 2011 at 6:36:03 PM

It blasted him backwards, shredding his shirt, and he got right back up, "haa...you're the weakest bitch I've ever had to force down to fuck."

He vanished and then showed up again front of her, a red ball of flame in his hand, and he slammed it down at her.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#153: Jun 1st 2011 at 6:42:05 PM

Sorry, gotta go, no time to explain. Be back.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
SimpleSAI Man of Wealth and Taste from Upstairs Since: Apr, 2010
Man of Wealth and Taste
#154: Jun 1st 2011 at 6:46:08 PM

"Oh... Scary." Sao said, responding by increasing the amount of poison in his own body, throwing of then bandages around his body at the same time. His own killer intent flared, much like that ominous feeling before a poisonous animal stuck, showing he was ready to fight.

"You going to tell me your name, or will it require some coaxing?"

edited 1st Jun '11 6:47:11 PM by SimpleSAI

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#155: Jun 1st 2011 at 7:01:44 PM

"D-Dasia...Ashlindt..." Dasia resummoned his bull and set it on Sao, "I think...I like your skin...but some of it could be gored..."

SimpleSAI Man of Wealth and Taste from Upstairs Since: Apr, 2010
Man of Wealth and Taste
#156: Jun 1st 2011 at 7:31:57 PM

"Well thank you Dasia, I like my skin too. I prefer it non-gored though." Sao jumped off his perch on the building, and lept onto the bull, giving it a large dose of paralysis agent. He then vaulted off of the bull, and landed on the ground in front of Dasia.

"Next question, why are you here?"

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#157: Jun 1st 2011 at 7:43:52 PM

He chuckled, "Byakuya-sama told me its okay if I told you...three ninja leave Luna-sama's compound to go deal with enemies, while Judas and Graham leave to deal with elite soldiers at the gates..."

He shook slightly and continued, "So, due to my attack being near the Kage's compound...he went running to Luna's compound..."

He seemed to think very hard to remember what came next, "So if the Kage and Luna are in one spot and nobody else is there, Byakuya-sama wants to know why three guardian ninja are doing...fighting decoys?"

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#158: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:35:08 PM

The blow slammed into the ground, but there was the smell of burning flesh in the air. Ryu flew backwards, landing in a heap on the ground. She closed her eyes.

It's easier this way.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#159: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:41:27 PM

Zanji looked at her and cackled like a hyena, but both then left.

Kirou decided to let fate decide what would happen to her.

edited 1st Jun '11 8:45:46 PM by NickTheSwing

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#160: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:43:57 PM

So, they're speaking to an apparently unconscious person?

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#161: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:45:57 PM

Well, when all you've got is Lava Release...

Noah infused his sword with flame chakra. He then stabbed it into the ground to focus more of his chakra into the earth.

"Check out my volcanic eruption, old man!" That was corny...

Tendrils of lava expanded outwards from his sword, surrounding him and then surging forth against the projectiles in a wave of molten earth.

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Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#163: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:49:09 PM

Ryuu opened one of her eyes, and saw them leaving. She prepared herself... ran, jumped... There's no way in hell what's his face is going to go for this...

Her Kunai stabbed forward towards her original target...

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
SimpleSAI Man of Wealth and Taste from Upstairs Since: Apr, 2010
Man of Wealth and Taste
#164: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:58:22 PM

Sao stared for a moment, and then started to laugh. "Hahahahaha!"

He then twisted his body, jumped in the air, saying, "You misunderstand. Both Kazuki and Luna are both ninja of this village. I would trust both of them with my life. Besides," he continued as he came down with a right hand aimed at the man's right shoulder. "We are ninja of this village. We can not stand by while civilians of this village, innocent or not, are in harms way."

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#165: Jun 1st 2011 at 9:15:31 PM

Kirou turned around and grabbed her kunai with his bare hand. He slowly brought his hand closed, the kunai slowly bending in his hand, and there was a sound of metal breaking and bending.


Dasia leaped backward, and straightened up, "Kuhuhu...my hobby...is taking skin from people and making plushies...cute...cute...plushies..."

"Earth Style - Spike Ruination."

He slammed his hands into the ground and a lot of spikes ripped up at Sao.


Meanwhile, at Luna's compound, the Kage watched the village as it became a battlefield. That was when it seemed like an angel descended from above on brilliantly shimmering wings. It seemed to be moving down toward the compound. The Kage saw this figure descending with a look of horror on his face. Where were those ninja guards? The only ones left were Onizato and Luna...

The cloudy sky dispersed and the sun shined through.

Despite the holy appearance, all the ninja from the village would feel something like if a Tailed Beast had just descended. The chakra from the radiant angel was foul, malicious, and corrosive. Everyone present could feel this.

SimpleSAI Man of Wealth and Taste from Upstairs Since: Apr, 2010
Man of Wealth and Taste
#166: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:03:18 PM

Due to the excess chakra, Sao was thrown off his rhythm, and was unable to dodge all the spikes, one piercing though his left hand. He quickly grabbed his left wrist, using a band of chakra to seal off the bleeding.

"Good," he thought, "now I have a weapon."

Finishing his thought, he ran up to his foe, and went for a sweeping kick, making the seals for a jitsu at the same time.

edited 1st Jun '11 10:04:16 PM by SimpleSAI

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#167: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:39:09 PM

Dasia was caught unprepared for the kick, and was sent flying by the kick.


Both attacks blasted backward against one another, but then more sea snakes flew at Noah, and Shikabuto recreated his robe out of more of them. In reality, though, Noah was flying around fighting absolutely nothing, and Shikabuto was still in his monk like appearance.

He chuckled inside the Genjutsu as the world slowly began spinning at the same time. His illusions were so real...why, the body enacted the end result of an attack.


The Angel slowly decreased the amount of sheer light he created, and slowly was revealed to be Byakuya. The Kage recoiled in shock from the top area of the compound and Byakuya looked down directly at him, "Bye Bye."

He pointed down at the Kage and fired a beam of pure chakra from a ring on his right index finger. The beam ripped through the top of the building, right through the Kage's heart, and then out of the building, through a smaller building, through four trees and then a long while into the ground.

Byakuya chuckled, "Oops, overdid it."

He descended very quickly and then blasted the floor away, landing in front of Luna and Kazuki.

Luna was surprisingly calm, and she walked in front of Kazuki, who was already getting ready to fight Byakuya. She surprised him by putting up a barrier around herself and the silver haired "angel".

She asked, "What have you came here for?"

He answered, "There is a special thing here I require for my plan for a perfect world."

Perfect world? Kazuki thought and he demanded, "Can something like that really exist?" He did admit the potential was enticing.

Byakuya looked at him and said, "Hmm, Kazuki, you've experienced the harshness of this world, haven't you? Even if you defeated me here, then people would never ever embrace you as a friend cuz of your last name, eh? Well, in my perfect world I have planned...it will get better."

Luna nodded, looking up at him, "You have big ambitions. But there would be little point in fighting you here, when you have the advantage. I...surrender."

Byakuya smiled and took one of her hands in his, "Nope, we are going to merge our villages, my Village Hidden in the Caves, and your Village Hidden in the Grass. We'll make this world our perfect world, Luna-sama."

Luna nodded, "On one condition will I agree to such terms. Kazuki Onizato...I would like him to be my chief officer."

Kazuki looked horrified, and glared at Byakuya, but as the words slowly entranced him, he did admit, a perfect world...he'd like to live...in a world like that. And if Luna was guaranteed safe, then he would join this monster.

But first, Luna sent a telepathic message to all the ninja who were fighting for her, Please...leave this area now. Byakuya has us in checkmate, and I have surrendered. But you...you all need not do so. Leave the village to the south, and head for the noble family of Seijuro, they can offer you asylum from him. He is ruthless, and even though I surrendered, will likely still execute you all.

edited 1st Jun '11 10:48:55 PM by NickTheSwing

Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#168: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:56:30 PM

Noah was frustrated by the lack, a feeling only compounded by Luna's message. Damn it! First I don't even touch the guy, and now I gotta leave?

The Chunin parried away the snakes charging at him before turning and fleeing towards the southern edge of the village.

I hope the others can meet up with me safely...

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NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#169: Jun 1st 2011 at 11:03:35 PM

The illusion broke, and Shikabuto just watched. The boy would very likely cause problems for Byakuya, especially with that Lava Release jutsu, if he grew into it any more.


Byakuya looked out on to the village and gave orders to the other Funeral Practitioners, namely Lyrica, to put out the fires, and for the forces to start rebuilding the village. Granted, he got complaints from Zanji, but that was to be expected.

He received a mental message from Shikabuto about Noah, and Byakuya nodded, "So, Noah...I remember that he does have a brother here, hmm, might be a problem...problems are bad."

SimpleSAI Man of Wealth and Taste from Upstairs Since: Apr, 2010
Man of Wealth and Taste
#170: Jun 1st 2011 at 11:42:43 PM

Sao took the distance gained between the two to state, "I must leave now. I am sorry. If you wish to continue this, in 2 weeks, I will meet you at the lake hidden in the grass. Please come alone."

Finishing his seals, he used his Poison Cloud Burst Jitsu, with a paralyzing agent, and ran off, towards the destination Luna mentioned.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
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#171: Jun 2nd 2011 at 3:22:53 PM

It worked... I can't believe it worked!

There was no sound except for a small poof as a puff of smoke replaced the girl and her kunai. A piece of paper drifted through the air. Before the note could be read however, a laugh echoed through the air, and a sound like tinkling bells. The air filled with blades of razor sharp ice. In seconds, nothing could be seen but pure white with spots of blue.

Meanwhile, Ryuu was running away as fast as she could.

edited 2nd Jun '11 3:25:17 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#172: Jun 2nd 2011 at 4:07:35 PM

Zanji read the note with a lazy sigh, "I really wanted to kill the fuck out of that bitch..."

Kirou shook his head, "haha...she was an able ninja, maybe you should have tried harder."


Meanwhile, the fires were all put out by a sudden rain storm, and a single little girl stood at Byakuya's side.

She was rather petite, had outrageously huge red hair which almost touched the small of her back, and seemed a little too close to Byakuya.

He looked down at her, "Hmm, Lyrica-chan, can I count on you to find Noah-san's brother?"

She looked up at him, "Sure!"

She ran off, and he smiled like a fox, "She is such a good little thing."

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#173: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:10:42 PM

Meanwhile, Shuichi was called away from the front line fighting rather abrubtly by a call for a peace, and that, to his horror, Byakuya had not only won, but had also taken over the village completely. He and Luna were now to be addressed as co-Kages of one giant empire made of villages. Byakuya called it the Orchid Empire.

Strange name for an empire for a strange, dastardly man. As soon as Shuichi heard, he was running out of there to the Seijuro house's lands. Byakuya could not know of the pact which gave them near autonomy from the village, that was ancient history not commonly discussed.

As he kept running, he saw Lyrica running the opposite direction, and he felt a sense of dread just looking at her. He cursed to himself as he ran, "Damn these Funeral Practitioners, running around like they own the place..." He kept running, but inadvertently ran right into Noah. Literally.

Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#174: Jun 2nd 2011 at 8:56:38 PM

Damn it! I almost made it, too! Noah was thrown by the impact, though he was still high enough on adrenaline to roll out of the fall onto his feet and draw and ignite his katana as he rose. Fine, I'll just take care of you and keep on -

"Wait, Shuichi?" The Chunin put out and sheathed his sword, walking over to help Shuichi up. "Did you hear Luna-sama too? We have to get out of here!"

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NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#175: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:07:03 PM

Shuichi nodded, "I did not hear a word from Luna-sama, but I have heard she gave up to that silver devil. Have you seen Kazuki anywhere?"

He felt dizzy, this whole thing was just out of this world, it was like nothing was ever going to be the same any more.


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