Kribnefka offered the woman a glass of wine before poking his head out the window, blinking and sticking it back in.
"AHA! FINALLY AN OPPONENT WORTHY OF MY MIGHT!" he shouted, rummaging through his Bag of Holding and pulling out a short metal rod. He pointed it at the Sinistar and shouted. "Intensified Magic Missile!" On his way to do this, he tossed a cup of tea to Ichijou. "Make yourself at home, young one!"
Ten metal spheres shot from the rod at Sinistar, each preparing to do 1d6 damage.
edited 4th May '11 12:18:02 PM by Krautman
...and that's terrible.The Magic Missles, instead of hitting their target, impacted against the drones, destroying them. The remaining drones picked up the pace, adding more and more to the enormous machine.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably"What. Usually that... that just weaves around other targets." He turned to the one calling himself Linkara. "You saw that too, right? Clear violation of magical laws. Oh well."
He went back to rummaging in the Bag, hoping to find the Helm of Dakka.
...and that's terrible.As Kribnefka rummaged through his bag, the final piece was slotted into the machine.
Dead eyes flared to life, blazing red dots in near empty sockets. The mouth moved in a puppetlike mockery of speach.
The monster then let loose with the same unearthly roar from earlyier and charged the cottage at full speed.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyJade turned to face the man in the jacket as she looked out from the window at the massive, metal, demonic machine. "A what?" She looked down at the weapons by her side, her razor knives would simply float away in the vacuum of space.
She turned back to face the strangers in the cabin. "Does anyone have any other type of long range projectile?" She turned to face the portly nerd, spotting a gun at his side. "There...what does that do?"
edited 4th May '11 2:15:59 PM by StoryofEverest
You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?"What are you all sitting around for?" yelled Sayaka, producing a second sword. "If we don't do something fast, that... That thing is going to..."
...
"...Whatever it does, it can't be good. Let's do this!" And with that, she lept out of the cabin and flew head-on towards Sinistar, swords poised to strike.
Linkara pulls out the Magic Gun and a Power Rangers morpher. "Dragon power!"
A brown coat covers Linkara's body as he aims the gun to Sinistar. "Yeah you may be some monstrosity... BUT I AM A MAN!"
He pulls the trigger.
The shots from the magic gun left a medium sized gash along Sinistar's left side. T He bullets from Jade's pistol struck him between the eyes, causing it to roar in pain. T He monster began to pick up speed.
"RUN, COWARD!!!"
Sarge turned to the others for a moment. "He's just going ta' keep repeatin' himself, isn't he?!"
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyJade watches wideeyed at the girl flying down at the monstrosity as she keeps firing the pistol. "That girl is either the greatest warrior in the realms...or the dumbest....Let's give her some backup, folks, come on!" She beckons over her shoulder to the crowd.
She calls to the girl on a collision course "If you manage not to die, little one, remind me to tribute your bravery, if this thing doesn't kill us all!"
edited 4th May '11 4:11:22 PM by StoryofEverest
You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?Sinistar roared as the sword struck him in the eye, a fountain of sparks issuing from the now empty socket.
"I AM SINISTAR!!!!"
T He robot began to fly at full tilt towards the girl, now the sole target of its unceasing fury and hate.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyA sudden blast of white-hot plasma would catch Linkara's attention- if the enormous beige robot- wielding something that looked like an advanced alien gun on one arm and mounting an enormous, bladelike shiled on the other- that had appeared beside him hadn't done that already. " I believe that I may be of assistance here, human." came a voice from the machine, standing several feet taller than a human. " Now that that is done, may I please be informed as to where I am?

Ichijou stumbled in from somewhere, she was now wearing a kimono as well as several rings on her fingers. What purpose they might have served is anyone's guess.
"Oh dear."
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....