@Strigon: You can go on through to Bob And George when you're ready.
@Phil: You hear an echo of your words as you're speaking, but it's a little off: "That is strange. I have a goatee. We're in the parallel universe, correct. On Tv tropes? Beardless is generally pansies and mirror doppelgangers are common in stories?"
Then the symmetry breaks completely. Dark Rich cocks his head and says, sarcastically, "Oh, I get it. The Self-Demonstrating Article strikes again. Well, better get them before they get us."
Dark Phil pulls out a steak knife. He taps the point on the wall. "Ah, it's just an image. Let's go wake the imbeciles." They start walking over to their version of Megaman and Bass.
@Altimeter: The woman moves forward as you're backing away, thus maintaining her distance. She says, "I've never heard of you, so you can't be very important. Where are you from, Harbinger?"
@Bindlestick: The voice says, "No!" then starts yelling loudly (I'd say at the top of his lungs, but he doesn't have any), "Help! Help! I'm being kidnapped!"
edited 30th Apr '11 1:05:09 AM by RichM90071
I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus""Characters to help us? I think I know somewhere good...Guys! I'm off to A Game Of Gods, be back in about five minutes..."
Bamack moved over to a console and summoned a portal, walking through it.
"I am ready."
Dual Face walks over to the search bar and types 'Bob And George' then walks through the portal.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Gamer woke up with a pounding headache. His eyes shot open. This wans't his bedroom!
And where did he get these clothes from? He was only wearing boxers when he fell asleep!
He glanced around. He appeared to be in a room describing the events of his favorite book, To Kill A Mockingbird.
Upon seeing the bulletpoints, the potholes, and the links, Gamer knew excatly where he was.
"Great. I'm in a goddamn Self-Insert Fic of T Vtropes."
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Sighing, Gamer stood up. He needed to find out what was going on
He guesses that the interent was a dangerous place, filled with viruses, Trolls, and borks. He needed a way to defend himself.
What is the most vesitile fighting style that would fit me?
Gamer snapped his fingers, then held out his hand, fingers splayed.
Uh...Final Fantasy 5. Take me to that page.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"@Bamack1: A Game Of Gods is your normal, museum-exhibit type page.
@Crewe: Oak says, "I need to get back to my lab. My grandson and his friend Red are supposed to choose their first Pokemon today. I have three Pokemon for them to choose from. If you help me get back to my lab, I'll let you have the remaining one. I also have a few spare Pokeballs. Just regular ones, no Master Balls."
@Altimeter, Bindlestick, Deadbeatloser: The woman's voice shifts down a couple of octaves as she says, "No one leaves while Ozimaar is interrogating them!" A mass of translucent green tentacles sprouts out of her back like this
.
Two portals open, through which Bindle and DB enter. The woman grabs Alt and maneuvers him between her and the other two, using him as a shield. The tentacles grip him very firmly.
From Bindle's sack, a voice begins singing, "I know something I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tell. I know something I won't tell, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."
@Strigon: [OOC: the wall pages are voice input since there's no keyboards, but let's just assume you figured that out.] You arrive at Bob And George. It's your usual museum-exhibit type page. One of the exhibits is a picture of a fortress shaped like a giant skull. Even if you're not familiar with Megaman, that's obviously got to be the bad guy's HQ.
From what Rich said at the meeting, you should be able to enter these pictures. The picture is tiny compared to your mech, but maybe the database can accommodate you somehow.
@Philosopher: Dark Phil says, "What does it say on the wall over there, genius? Obviously you're the Mirror Universe versions of us. We're not evil, but we're not squeamish pansies like you, either."
@Gamerex27: You figure out how to open a portal to Final Fantasy 5. Like the room you just left, it's set up like a museum exhibit, with people, monsters and items from the game on display. On the wall are framed pictures of scenes from the game.
I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"B Indle shot a glare at the sack, though he doubted Bob could see it. "You'll tell me if I tell you that, if you don't tell me, I'll find Mab's statue and touch it." He then turned to the... thing, and fired his Force-A-Nature, propelling him across the room.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably@Bindlestick: The creature is using Alt as a shield. You can't hit her without hitting Alt as well. Are you really just going to shoot through him?
@Marioguy128: You're still in Tastes Like Friendship with some NP Cs and a couple of P Cs who haven't posted in a while. Rich has requested that everyone grab whatever equipment they want, preferably to include some kind of radio, and call him when you're ready. He has a selection of missions for you to choose from. One of the known trouble spots is Homestuck, which you might be interested in since you're a fan.
@ Splitting Infinity, stargirl93: see above.
@Philosopher: Dark Phil says, "Neither of us is the Original Phil. Yeah, you can contact the Real Losers version Phil, and I can contact the Real Life version. So? What does that prove?"
Rich says, "Phil, if they're mirrors of us, it stands to reason that they think their universe is the real one, and ours is the mirror. Every rabbit hole is the real rabbit hole to the people who live there."
@Crewe: You're on the Characters page. The lab might be on the main Pokemon page.
I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"A beat. Bindle put the gun back in the back and turned on the Power Fist, causing the gauntlet to hum with power. He then rushed towards the creature and attempted to punch it, the power field surrounding the glove making the attack more lethal.
edited 30th Apr '11 4:12:02 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyInspiration striking her, Crewe tapped Oak on the shoulder. "Professor, I don't really have time to explain, but I need you to follow me. Hold on for a second."
Stepping over to one of the screens, Crewe tapped the button that said Main and grabbed Professor Oak's arm.
"Right through this... door, Professor."
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!Marioguy grabs a radio and a few weapons. Some clubs and a gun. "I'll be taking on the Homestuck mission." He declared. "(That would explain why Tavros said they haven't encountered those events for some reason.)" He thought.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!Infinity headed for the Girl Genius page. A death ray or two would come in handy.
Witty repartée is not my forte. Pronunciation and grammar are.[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant: Video Games]
@Bindlestick: If you flank the monster lady, you might be able to get in a good punch without hitting Alt. It's hard to concentrate because that damn skull is still flapping its jawbone. "I know two things, and I'll tell you one of them. You're just a spirit, like I am. You think you have a body, but it's an illusion. This whole place is an illusion. And Mab knows lots of nasty tricks to play on spirits. Do you really want to risk waking her up?"
@Deadbeatloser22: Part of the monster lady's head is visible behind Alt's. You can hit her if you aim very carefully.
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@Marioguy128: You raid Comm Links, Carry a Big Stick, and Cool Guns without incident. Rich approves the Homestuck mission. He says, "According to George, it's something like an abnormal SBURB session that's collapsing in on itself. You'll probably want some means of propulsion. John's rocket pack is listed on the Jet Pack page, so you could take that. Also, you could ask Superman to come along in case you have to juggle some planets or something. Tell him a likely-inhabited solar system is in danger of being destroyed. I expect he'll want to help."
@Philosopher: Rich is talking to someone on his headset. Instead Dark Rich replies, "I doubt you losers have the guts to do what we're doing. Anyway, it doesn't matter. There can only be one Dimension Lord of the multiverse, and it's going to be me."
@Crewe: You're going to the Home Page? Okay, Oak will come along. "Oh, like a warp tile, but different," he says.
@Splitting Infinity: The Girl Genius page looks like the standard museum-style room.
edited 30th Apr '11 6:29:33 PM by RichM90071
I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"

"Shut up, dammit!"
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably