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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#401: May 11th 2011 at 6:13:33 PM

Phil looks up, "I always wanted to screw with time."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#402: May 11th 2011 at 6:16:18 PM

"Bindlestick. I suppose you could say I'm a peacekeeper around these parts. I just need to ask Miss Peixes a few quetions and I'll be on my way."

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#403: May 11th 2011 at 8:16:13 PM

"You fools thought you can take me and my Dual Face on eh?!"

I begin stepping on the pawns.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#404: May 11th 2011 at 10:51:12 PM

Bamack opened a portal to The Joker page, walking through.

Altimeter Since: Dec, 1969
#405: May 11th 2011 at 11:01:23 PM

Forgot that we were supposed to third person.

Altimeter eats the tomato.

RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#406: May 12th 2011 at 12:28:48 AM

@Crewe: You do attract some attention, but it's mainly people, humans and Trolls alike, admiring all the "vintage 20th century cars." You notice all the humans are wearing collars like yours. Like the Trolls, most humans wear a black shirt with a colored symbol on it. The Trolls all have different symbols in different colors, but the humans all have a blood-red Earth symbol. The same symbol appears on their collars. Your collar lacks this symbol.

@Philosopher: The TARDIS makes a short trip, and you arrive inside a temple made of orange stone. The kids exit the TARDIS. Jade says, "See, John? Just like in my dreams."

There are glyphs carved on the wall depicting various reptilian and amphibian creatures. Dave takes out his iPhone and begins taking pictures of them.

There is a loud rumble from the volcano, shaking the temple and causing bits of debris to fall from the ceiling. You seem to be much closer to the volcano now.

There are some cavemen waiting outside the temple. They see the group inside and charge.

@Bindlestick: Equius nods and motions you to follow. He leads you down a spiral staircase into a round room with glass walls. It's below the water level. Fish swim around the outside. It's like a reverse fish bowl, with air inside and water outside.

Feferi is here, lounging in a chair, and Aurthour stands nearby holding a tea tray. Equius stands near the wall behind Feferi where he can keep an eye on you. Feferi invites you to sit down and offers you some tea. She says, "We're being very informal, these days. After all, my 'Empire' only has twelve people in it. What can I help you with?"

@Strigon: The pawns are armed with swords, which are harmless to you, and energy rifles, which cause some minor damage to your mech. Your stomping reduces most of the pawns to hexagonal jewels that look kind of like Fruit Gushers. However, some of them escape to the human camp and hold some of the humans hostage.

@Bamack1: There are some people waiting for you: Harley Quinn, the Scarecrow, Pennywise, Mad Pierrot, and the Batman expy that G La DOS showed you. The latter has the missing portal gun.

@Altimeter: [OOC: I don't mind whether you narrate in first or third person. I use third to keep it clear that the "Rich" character isn't me and doesn't know everything I know.] The Maxim Tomato restores all your health.

edited 12th May '11 12:30:00 AM by RichM90071

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#407: May 12th 2011 at 1:35:32 AM

I notice the pawns take hostages.

"Seriously?"

Dual Face unfolds one of it's grenade launchers and aims.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#408: May 12th 2011 at 2:40:54 PM

Phil balls up his fist and charges at the cavemen with the acceleration of the suite. As soon as he is close to one of the cavemen he attempts to punch him as hard as Phil can.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#409: May 12th 2011 at 2:43:22 PM

DB found his hand straying towards the holster under his sweatshirt.

"Yup. That tasted purple."
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#410: May 12th 2011 at 2:45:30 PM

Bamack thinned his eyes, training his own Portal Gun.

"Now what have we got here..."

RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#411: May 12th 2011 at 5:38:12 PM

@Strigon: It's impossible to hit the remaining pawns without hitting the hostages.

@Philosopher: You easily knock out one of the cavemen. There aren't many here, and the kids are able to hold off the others. Rose looks outside and says, "The lava's headed straight for us. Let's wrap this up, Dave."

Dave says, "I'm taking pictures as fast as the camera can upload the data."

@Deadbeatloser22: The imps fail to realize the significance of your motion. They aren't very smart. Truman Burbank sticks his head through the portal and says, "What is this, some kind of TV show?" He sees the imps and says, "What are those things?" They look around at him.

@Bamack1: The Scarecrow says, "Welcome to the Circus of Fear!" He tosses a grenade at you.

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#412: May 12th 2011 at 5:39:58 PM

Bamack immediately dodged the grenade.

"Get down!" He shouted to his teammates, attempting to pull the Scarecrow in front of him as a meat-shield.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#413: May 12th 2011 at 5:54:23 PM

"Can you hurry up? I don't want to die here.", Phil begins to take steps backwards and towards the TARDIS.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#414: May 12th 2011 at 5:59:56 PM

Bindle smiled and took a sip of tea. "I just need to ask you afew questions, your Majesty." He leaned forward. "I've heard you sheltered someone here not too long ago."

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
SplittingInfinity The Quantum Dancer from [REDACTED] Since: Mar, 2011
The Quantum Dancer
#415: May 12th 2011 at 6:15:17 PM

Infinity eyed the ON button warily, then pulled out her cell phone. "Hey, Rich? I'm over in the Doctor Who bit of 20 Minutes into the Future, and, well, there's this computer-looking thing with an 'on' button and I was wondering if I should push it or explore a bit more."

As she listened to Rich's reply, she examined the console in more detail.

I'm going to be in Colorado until Tuesday, and internet access will be iffy. Expect the spaces between my posts to be longer than normal.

Witty repartée is not my forte. Pronunciation and grammar are.
RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#416: May 12th 2011 at 7:53:22 PM

@Bamack1: The Scarecrow dodges your grab (he has combat experience, and I'm guessing you don't). Samus and Shepard open fire. Pierrot inflates and takes off. Pennywise shifts to ITS spider-like form and jumps onto the ceiling. Harley and not-Batman tumble acrobatically out of the way.

The grenade bounces on the floor and starts spewing gas. You get a whiff of it, and realize that Pennywise is really weirding you out. Kirby inhales the grenade.

@Philosopher. Dave finishes photographing the glyphs, and everyone piles into the TARDIS. The Doctor says, "Where to now?" The light coming in the entrance of the temple is taking on a reddish tone. It's getting hot.

@Bindlestick: Feferi says, "I guess you mean Jayden. She was tired of being a Running Gag in a crappy webcomic, so she broke up with Crusader. I offered her sanctuary for a few days. She seemed nice. I hope she's all right."

@Splitting Infinity: Instead of Rich, you get a cylindrical icon. It says, "Rich is temporarily offline right now. I'm the Magical Database. If you have a message for Rich, please leave a message at the tone. If you are Splitting Infinity, and you have found a strange computer console inside a large, whimsically-shaped metal structure marked with a SBURB logo, Rich has left a message for you. He says, 'Go ahead and turn it on. It's probably harmless and may reveal important information. Try SWITC Hing between the numbered screens.' TONE..."

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#417: May 12th 2011 at 8:03:50 PM

"Would you send us to handwave, while I call Rich?"

Phil activated the radio to contact Rich, "Hey, Rich. Where else were we having problems again?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#418: May 12th 2011 at 8:05:53 PM

"Go ahead, Make my day."

I was actually trying to bluff the pawns.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#419: May 12th 2011 at 8:15:18 PM

"Did she tell you where she was going?"

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#420: May 12th 2011 at 9:20:06 PM

@Philosopher: Instead of Rich, you get a cylindrical icon. It says, "Rich is temporarily offline right now. I'm the Magical Database. If you have a message for Rich, please leave a message at the tone. If you are looking for a new assignment, we're detecting a major non-canon anomaly in Gunnerkrigg Court. TONE..."

As it is getting VERY hot now, the Doctor goes ahead and dials up Gunnerkrigg Court. When you arrive, you see this thing outside the TARDIS.

@Strigon: They're safe from your weapons as long as you're avoiding collateral damage. Meanwhile, the battleship crashes into the ground in the distance. You hear applause from the skyscraper-bungalow. When you look, you see a bunch of creatures like chibified velosiraptors have come out on the balconies. They're lime green and wearing overcoats.

@Bindlestick: Feferi says, "She left briefly, saying she was checking out an employment opportunity. When she returned, she was wearing a new uniform, so I guess she was successful. I don't know the details, though. She just picked up her things and left again."

A cylindrical icon pops up near Bindlestick. It says, "Hello, I'm the Magical Database. I have an event-flag-triggered message for: 'Bindlestick.' Rich says, 'I just got word from the Hackers who planted a tracking device on Jayden. They say the device recorded the passage of several weeks, even though Jayden was only in Adam and Eve Plot for a few days. There is evidence of exposure to chroniton radiation. You might ask if she engaged in time travel while she was there."

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#421: May 12th 2011 at 10:01:13 PM

Phil looks at the thing, calmly walk back in the TARDIS, "Doctor....do you think you could send us back in time before this thing became active? We'd probably have to do several jumps."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#422: May 13th 2011 at 2:20:31 PM

@Philosopher: The Doctor says, "You mean before that crab thing was here? I'm not sure. This place is underwater. It may have been built for the creature."

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#423: May 13th 2011 at 4:08:48 PM

B Indle gave a small nod. "Now, this may seem like an odd question. Well, actually, it's not an odd question, considering the universe you're from. Your guest, did she engage in any... time travel?"

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#424: May 13th 2011 at 5:12:23 PM

Crewe stopped when they reached the site of rebel activity.

"Um... hey, uh, rebel people? If you can hear me, can we talk?"

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
RichM90071 Mission Control from Inside TV Tropes Since: Jan, 2001
#425: May 13th 2011 at 10:12:04 PM

@Bindlestick: Feferi says, "Not that I know of. We do know time travel is possible here — that's where all the people went."

Tavros comes down the stairs. He says, "Hey, Bob, I got some new Pokemon." Then he notices you and Worf and says, "Oh, hi."

Feferi says, "Tavros! Bad time!" through gritted teeth. It's a bit scary looking with her pointed, fish-like teeth.

Somehow you aren't surprised when a fireball materializes out of nowhere (none of the Trolls is responsible) and knocks Worf across the room.

@Crewe: You see a male human leaning against a lamppost. He says, "Not so loud. Everybody will want one. Especially the Imperial police. You know, that collar looks uncomfortable." He unhinges his own collar, then snaps it back together. He says, "I know some people who can 'adjust' if for you."

I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me. —Tool, "Lateralus"

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