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Hello there! My name is Whiskers. Being a toy, I don't have to worry about many of the health risks you humans do, but nonetheless, I'm here to talk about "vitamin D3".
Remember to eat healthy foods that contain Vitamin D3. Because if you don't, you might end up with... "os... teo... por osis"? I don't know what that is, but it sounds bad. Stay safe, y'all.
Getting enough sleep
"I don't care if you don't sleep right, but you're an absolute moron if you think you'll be able to face me when you're tired!"
-Tercero's cocky smirk grows larger.-
"Of course you wouldn't stand a chance even if you were wide awake, but it'd be more fun to watch you squirm if you're wide awake!"
"Sleep properly so you'll suck a little less!"
Geez I suck at arrogant dialogue... Don't trust Tercero to give PS As either.
Protecting against identity theft.
edited 12th Apr '18 10:29:19 AM by CrystalMemoria
Melody: The internet is a great place, but be careful about getting your identity stolen! Now, I have to go in a few minutes so here are some helpful links on the subject:
-cut to some helpful links-
Remember kids, I only want the best for you and all of your friends, and I want you to live your lives to the fullest. However, I just want to warn you all right now about eating disorders. Don't get them! They're bad for you. Just be responsible, dance, get fit, and enjoy pizza.
"Listen, if you have small children in the house, they're gonna try to put stuff in their mouth. I know that might be hard to swallow, but it's the truth. [Laughs] Get it? But seriously, keep your house cleaned up. Make sure you don't have anything lying around that they could choke on."
edited 14th May '18 7:30:45 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest
Hey, everyone! Today we're going to talk about choking hazards! Now, you should know that children are really stupid! They'll put anything in their mouths, go places they shouldn't be, never stop interfering with your evil plans... ahem.
So, please keep your children away from dangerous places and things, okay? You wouldn't want me to have to strangle their little- I mean, for them to play around with objects that are unsafe, right? ...Just keep your little brats under control, will you?!
...Uh, I don't really know anything about guns, unless you count giant lasers. But I will say this: Never handle a gun unless you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing. You should be trained or something. I know it was a while before Lord Ghadius trusted me with those lasers...
edited 14th May '18 7:37:45 AM by DrNoPuma
Well, Joana? You taking this one?
Would if I had a house to keep.
Alright, I'll get it, then. Hey, kids! Listen up, big brother Rafael's gonna show you how to keep house. Lesson number one: Don't try. Seriously. There's too many of you around and it's a hellhole anyway! Just sweep everything under the rug every now and then, put it in a corner, maybe chuck it out a window if it gets in the way. If people complain, get a little brother to do it. That's called "delegating", little extra tip there. Have fun!
edited 15th May '18 2:26:20 AM by Murataku
Hi everyone. When you watch TV with your family and friends you're probably aware of things kids shouldn't see, like blood, gore, completely naked girls with no underwear, and bad words. おねがいだから for the sake of the content, the tv ratings, and of all of humanity, please, stop letting your kids watch adult shows!!!! That's why you have the V-Chip!!! USE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! (mumbles in japanese)
Kids watching Adult TV
Edited by Ooglyeye on Jul 16th 2018 at 11:02:16 AM
You need to provide a subject for the PSA.
If you think watching TV for adults is cool, it really isn't. You could come across some very violent shows that could scar you for life. You could watch science shows and documentaries that would be too complicated for your little brain to handle. You could be watching -shudder- soap operas. You could also be watching really interesting dramas and comedy shows that would make you laugh to death- You know what? This PSA is dumb; I'm outta here.
Hypodermic needles on beaches
Edited by lewattoo on Jul 16th 2018 at 8:09:28 AM
"The beach is a sexy place, characterized by the sensual roar of the ocean, the warming glow of the sun, the beautiful swimsuit-clad women getting gorgeously tan, and of course, yours truly. But you know what isn't sexy? Dirty hypodermic needles. And fat guys in speedos. But for now, we're going to focus on the needles.
"If you see a dirty needle, don't touch it, or you could get a nasty infection, like Super AIDS. Instead, call someone strong, competent and reliable - like, again, yours truly - to dispose of it for you."
"Kids, abusing animals is wrong. In fact, it reminds me of a time I was sitting on a bench with my friend Orville. I said to him, I said: "Orville, what's your favorite animal? I know so much about you, yet I've never known your favorite animal." And he says to me, he says, "You know, I think I like dogs the best. It's a shame that some of them get abused by their owners." And that got me thinking. Who would be terrible enough to abuse a dog? Nobody in their right mind of course. So I say to Orville, "I don't think anyone in their right mind would abuse a dog, or any animal for that matter." And he says to me, he says: "I've seen it happen before, but I stood in the way and got that dog some help." And that got me thinking again, as I tend to do, and I thought, how can you help animals that are abused? So I asked Orville exactly that, and he told me that you can report it to local animals shelters or your local policeman, and they can bring them to the right people so the abused animals can find a home."
"So, remember. Don't abuse animals, and if you see one being abused, step in and get it some help. Now if you excuse me, I have some business to take care of."
-Mr. Hippo climbs into the office vent, and a jumpscare noise can be heard.-
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jul 19th 2018 at 9:11:56 AM
ATTENTION, civilians! Today I will be giving you a remedial course on how not to blow your hand off with a deadly firearm! That bears repeating, civilians; de-de-deadly FIREARM! Because firearms are always, always deadly! If you shoot, you shoot to kill! All shots have the potential to kill, always! Shoot to wound? Nope, that's called being A FLAKKEN' FOOL! If you don't mean to kill, you keep that gaidamn gun pointed down at the ground, or better yet, IN THE HOLSTER THAT'S BEEN MADE FOR THE EXACT PURPOSE OF KEEPING A GUN IN THE SAFEST PLACE POSSIBLE! And maybe, JUUUUUST MAYBE, take the clip - or bullets, shells, rockets, whatever - out before heading into a combat zone - and even if it's not loaded, act like it is! NEVER go around pointing it at people unless you mean to shoot the enemy and kill them, and NEVER keep your finger on the trigger unless you mean to, you guessed it, shoot the enemy and kill them - even the slightest bump can set it off and splatter some poor sap's brains all over the back seat of your APC!
When and if the time comes to actually use your gun - which, as a civilian, should be as an absolute last resort - don't hold it so damn close to your face like you're in some kind of first-person shooting simulator! Recoil is NOT YOUR FRIEND! Recoil will punch you square on the nose and burst your flakken' eye open! Gunshots are loud, too! So loud you'll wish you were deaf after hearing one go off at close range for the first time! ALWAYS CHECK... that no-one you don't want to be shootin' are in any way behind or near your target; modern bullets are persistent bastards, and will plow through almost ANYTHING! Oh, and most importantly, never, EVER go about firin' sideways! Not only does it make you look like a complete idiot and is impractical as hell, all you'll do is send HOT LEAD skittling down the inside of your coat sleeves! Or WORSE, falling back into the gun and jamming it, and being in an actual firefight is the LAST time you want your gun to be jamming! A firefight is not the time for an impromptu JAZZ SESSION! Do you all understand that?! ...Good! Next on the agenda, bomb disposal! ...Wait, it seems I've run out of time! OH FLAKKEN' WELL, huh?
What to do in the event of a catastrophic flood.
Edited by PresidentStalkeyes on Jul 19th 2018 at 3:48:07 PM
"Because of the flood last night, caused by a few hilarious pranksters, I've been told to teach you all on how to prepare in case of a flood. If anything should happen, simply find a close person, cling onto them, and swim together to the closest exit. Alternatively, just wait and I'll probably just absorb it or something. I mean, I am mostly water."
My avatar: "Hey peeps! ADHD exists! And if you see a human with ADHD, like say, Eedchaiee Day
My avatar gets Dulfa.
Dulfa: Nope! That's Eedchaiee.
Dulfa points to the wall.
My avatar: Sorry. I'm blind. Anyway, be nice to people with ADHD.
hey guys, its me narsansia undertale here
if you drink beer your gonna have a bad time
Listen, kids! Drinking beer is something that an underage should not do! Just look at Megumin for example!
(slumped on the floor while clutching her head) This Crimson Demon's head huuuuuurts...
She just drank two mugs of it and now she's getting a hangover!
If you're not underage though, you should drink responsibly like me!
No, you don't! (Kazuma shouts from the background)
Edited by 4WD on Jan 11th 2019 at 8:09:28 PM
Greetings, everyone! Now kids, uhh.. don't do the... stupid thing. Yes! Don't do the stupid thing! Like having drinks and then driving! You'll listen to me 'cause I am the KING! DON'T DO THE DRINKING BEFORE THE DRIVING!! Unless it's me 'cause I am the KING!
*tap tap tap* ....Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....b-brush your teeth......*tap tap tap*
((Note that this is a talking Cosmog.))
Hey kids! Nnnnnebby here! Today i want to teach you about fire safety! But first of all, what causes fires? Well, lots of things that you should stay away from, like matches, lighters, etc. But, how do we avoid fires? Camp in the summer. Ahhhhhhh, the hot summer. Parents, keep flammable objects high, high. On a shelf, or whatever.
Kids, stay safe!
Killer Frost: As someone who's gone through some pretty painful experiences, I can understand wanting to end it all.
Caitlin: But let me just say...It gets better. The storm will pass. And there are people who care about you.
Killer Frost: Talk to someone. Get some help. You matter.
(sad music fades in.)
Hello. As most of you probably know, I am a MissingNo, the ??? Pokémon. In Kanto, us glitch Pokémon are hunted for our rarity. For this reason, our population is slowly dwindling... If you want to help, please call 1-800-3-TRAINER-POKÉ. That's 1-800-3-TRAINER-POKÉ. Donate now.
Edited by SuperNerd on Jan 12th 2019 at 8:24:10 AM
Ciao bambini! It's your pal Uan! Now, everyone knows the Mediaset-owned websites are the best. But what about other websites? People aren't always who they say they are online! Oh, and by the way, I got a new girlfriend online! And we're going on our first date!
Uan is all dressed up in a tuxedo and is seated at his restaurant table. His date sits down.
Wah! You look nothing like your profile picture!
His date is actually a beautiful woman.
I was really convinced you were this plate of spaghetti!
Preparing for a hurricane.
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