"Yeah. It's like a friggin' inhabited desert. As for Palaven, I doubt anything but the turians, possibly the krogan, and the vorcha could live there. You know how the place is bathed in radiation every day."
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp.""Yup, the core is not strong enough to support a magnetic field, se its like being in a microwave for Humans."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgUna entered her cabin, finishing changing rather quickly. She checked her omnitool, and the message Roa had sent her. Remember what we talked about. You've got some talking to do with certain gentlemen. Yeah, I know, it's not easy, but neither is running a hotel or mercing. Get to it, BB. Una sighed, there Roa went again. There was pretty much no limit to her meddlesome wisdom.
Liveblog | Deadblog"Hello guys." Una said as she put down her towel. A quick round of barter with a Volus selling beach accessories had bought her a pair of sunglasses, and the towel was new too. Una had realized her vacationing paraphernalia had been lacking, but, it was nothing that couldn't be fixed, as she had so deftly demonstrated.
Liveblog | Deadblog-Kelmen pats Jake on the back-
"Good to hear" @Una "Hellooo Nurseeeeee!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg"Sun, shiny beaches, water... lots of fish. It certainly looks like a paradise for easy going people." Marst pondered as he sipped the fifth tequila he had ordered. At least this one had flavour, what humans called beer was just processed urine, he could even feel it. Sitting in a table, clad in his suit, he shifted so slightly to accomodate his weight on a chair that was barely holding up.
"Save for the fish, it's just as boring as watching theater sessions by elcor. And even so, only some of the fish aren't boring -the others never bite back."
He paused as he stared into the glass. "I really need to get something to do, fast. I'm starting to talk to myself. In the meantime, nother' round, wench!" He waved his glass which looked tiny in his hand.
Una shook her head as she laid down. "You two are so lucky I've had my daily dose of potentially violent shenanigans today." She said, adjusting her sunglasses. It wasn't really any aggression in her voice, though. Beating people up for compliments, stupid compliments or no, struck her as moronic, even for her.
Liveblog | DeadblogDanari knew nothing of what had just happened. Right about now, he was chatting up an Asari who claimed to be a representative for some corporation or another, talking about his first (and only) visit to Quara's den.
"So, my buddies and I hear about a new gentlemen's club, 'Cool, let's go.' Thing is... we didn't quite grasp the meaning of 'gentlemen's club.' We went in expecting suits and billiard, and instead we find Asari quote 'Dancers' and Krogan with shotguns!" The Asari was laughing with him.
good...
"So, Aliston looks around and says 'I had no idea that "Gentlemen's club" meant strip joint these days,' I turn around and note just deadpan, 'I sure don't see any gentlemen here'."
The Asari was almost falling over.
Danari had met this particular Asari after smacking a Salarian who was getting too... clingy across the room. They'd started talking, and lo and behold, they had similar senses of humor.
"So, they want to leave, but I say maybe we should stick around, don't judge a book by its cover. Next thing I know, we're sitting down with one of the dancers having a discussion on philosophy of all things! I end up asking her why she does this, she replies the pay is good, she's gotta take what she can get, and she's good at it. So, I just roll my eyes, put a hand on her shoulder and sigh. 'Listen, hun, you're not doing your race any favors in the PR department.' Well, she starts to respond, but then this bouncer is right there like I'm trying to start something. 'No touching!'" Danari snarled in a very credible impression. "So, the Asari tries to explain, but he's not listening. So eventually I just stand up look him in the eye and 'Sir, I'm not trying to start trouble here, but if you put that shotgun in my face one more time, I'm gonna take it from you.' 'You trying to start a fight?!' 'Well, that all depends on you, because you can start it, or you can just walk away.' I'm saying all this calmy, he's freaking out. 'I'm not walking away, Turian!' 'Okay, but if you're going to start something, I'm gonna be the one who finishes it.' He reaches for his shotgun, I slam him face first into the table and restrain him with his own cuffs, tip the bartender and walk out... the krogan got fired later that day. They said he needed anger management classes... more than any other Krogan, at least."
Their laughter was interupted by the growling of a Krogan coming from directly behind him.
The Asari and he shared a quick glance. "Deja vu." he sighed, turning around.
edited 16th Jul '11 12:40:57 AM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Why do i have a feeling something very bad is going to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgMarik joined the others on the beach, trying not to stare at Una's... attire.
"Wow, I never thought we'd get such a pleasant break!"
Support Gravitaz on Kickstarter!The Doctor grinned.
"No need to point that out, Jordan. We all know how we usually spend our days."
edited 16th Jul '11 1:31:27 PM by Firebert
Support Gravitaz on Kickstarter!"I suppose you can call it that. We always seem to make adventure out of simple tasks, though."
Support Gravitaz on Kickstarter!Una nodded. "Glad you like it." She said, shifting her position just a little, it was a bit tricky finding a good way to lie on the sand, but she was getting the hang of it. "It's nice to not have people shoot at us for once." Una heard something moving fast over the sand, and for a brief second she cursed herself for providing the universe with such an obvious setup to screw her over, however, once her field of vision was filled with Pyjak, she realized the universe had decided to be merely benignly annoying. The pyjak seemed strangely familiar, although that could be Una's imagination. "Uh... hi there."
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"Yea, guess thats true huh, but this planet sure does remind me of home, hot as hell."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg